campylobacter: WTF? (wtf)
The website has been using an automated script to harvest fan fiction from AO3 & Wattpad without any author's permission, including mine.
screenshot of my fic

Ebooks-Tree is also hosting commercial ebooks and making them available for free, which is obviously illegal. I've seen Margaret Atwood's books as well as some Stargate Fandemonium titles there, too.

Download links lead to various shady sites which may have spyware or malware on them. BEWARE. Authors whose works are hosted at Ebooks Tree have no editorial control over their works, let alone any compensation for commercial works.

Steps to take if you have stories published on AO3, Tumblr or Wattpad:
  1. Search their site for your author name
  2. Copy-paste the template found in the post from this link
  3. Insert your information into the template
  4. Submit it to their form
Please spread the word to any of your friends in fandom! Many thanks to AO3 for their quick attention to this matter. crossposted/edited from an entry I made for SJMA

Updates on the hosting server for Ebooks Tree piracy here

campylobacter: Geek Sexy Daniel (geek-sexy)

TITLE: Ready When You Get Back [subtitle V is for VAH-fels]
SERIES: Part 2 of 3 for "Three Waitresses Daniel Never Met"
BETA-READER: oceania
CHARACTERS: Daniel Jackson, Nick Ballard, Oma Desala
RATING: G/K/FRC (all ages)
CATEGORY/GENRE: Angst; Time Travel Alphabet Soup; Episode Related

TIMELINE/SPOILERS: 2x04 "The Gamekeeper"; 3x21 "The Crystal Skull"; 8x18 "Threads"
ARCHIVE: send me a URL if you archive this so I can pimp your site

SUMMARY/SYNOPSIS/PREMISE: What if you could place a breakfast order 30 years into the future? "My grandfather brought me here after my parents' funeral. I had waffles."

NOTES: You really, really need to be familiar with "Threads", but I've listed the references/easter eggs at the end just in case you need a kick in the memory.


The bell over the door makes a musical ring as he and his grandfather enter. Daniel hasn't eaten much of anything in two days, and is surprised when his mouth waters at the sweet scent of maple syrup. The aroma is the same as when his parents took him to a Rhode Island sugarhouse over a year ago, when the snow was beginning to melt.



The sign on the hostess podium says, "Please SEAT YOURSELF". A short, blonde, curly-haired waitress walks by with a plate of waffles and fruit. His grandfather spots an empty booth, and they each slide into a vinyl-covered bench the color of pea soup.

"H-how do you say 'waffles' in Nederlands, Grampa?"


Read more... )
campylobacter: Jack, I'm pregnant. (MPREG)

[personal profile] sid wrote a LOT of Stargate fic spanning various pairings & genres. Here are but a few...

campylobacter: battery operated fruitcake (fruitcake)
I manipped this as an illustration for my Daniel/Vala story "Once Upon a Ha'tak". Vala's head is from episode 10x08 "Memento Mori", and Daniel's is from 9x02 "Avalon Part 2".

campylobacter: Geek Sexy Daniel (geek-sexy)
TITLE: Muh Jell-O
SERIES: Part 1 of 3 for "Three Waitresses Daniel Never Met"
AUTHOR: [personal profile] campylobacter
RATING: General/All Audiences
WARNING: none apply
CATEGORY: episode tag; humor; Gen
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
CHARACTERS: Daniel Jackson, the waitress from "Holiday"
SUMMARY/PREMISE: That awkward feeling when you walk into the wrong diner...

NOTES: Inspired by [personal profile] magnavox_23's wallpaper "Fred & Machello's Big Day Out!" for the Season Two Challenge at Event Horizons

Click here to read the story on LJ
Click here to read the story on AO3
Click here to read the story... )

Part 2: "Ready When You Get Back"

campylobacter: Jack, I'm pregnant. (MPREG)
Bwahahahaha I find it easier to write porn when I'm given non-sexual or non-romantic prompts.

I received an assortment of random fan work prompts from [community profile] genprompt_bingo but fandom content creators can request (or even EXCLUDE) more specific prompts from among any combination of 31 different categories, including Science Fiction and Fantasy, Angst, Plot Events/Points/Twists, Crack...

Identity Crisis Could it be Ritual? Archaeologists and their Theories. Terrible Crack Treated Seriously Teacher
Hard and Soft Mystery Mentors Early Morning Child Endangerment
Hardware and Software Pastel Shades WILD
Taxes Dance through the Fire
Alternative Professions Sensory Deprivation I Have a Rendezvous with Death Slow Build La Servante de Lucifer (The Servant of Lucifer)
Ray Guns Someone / Something is Hidden / Camoflaged Oaths / Promises Fate Surprise
campylobacter: battery operated fruitcake (fruitcake)
Passed along from [personal profile] anna_sg1 's (F-locked) post over a year ago, only I'm answering it with screencaps for Daniel/Vala ;)

Picspam behind cut... )

PAIRING MEME: "Give me a pairing and I'll answer these questions for them"
  1. Who cooks normally?
  2. How often do they fight?
  3. What do they do when they’re away from each other?
  4. Nicknames for each other?
  5. Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
  6. Who steals the covers at night?
  7. What would they get each other for gifts?
  8. Who kissed who first?
  9. Who made the first move?
  10. Who remembers things?
  11. Who started the relationship?
  12. Who cusses more?
  13. What would they do if the other one was hurt?
Because I really can't do a simple meme without going deep into meta territory with multiple images for each question, I'll be posting my answer throughout the week. Because just those 2 questions took me FOREVER.
campylobacter: battery operated fruitcake (fruitcake)
Originally posted by [ profile] anna_sg1 at 1.
[ profile] daniel_vala's February is the Month of Love 2014 still has some free dates,

so sign up if you haven't for more Daniel/Vala awesomness!

Also, HAI! :D
I was planning on spending more time on LJ this year bc i still miss it.
campylobacter: my sweet (Qetesh)
From [ profile] spiletta42 via her Tumblr

Could someone tell my LJ friends who don’t use Tumblr that I’m alive? Or better yet, tell me how to break out of this loop on LJ that won’t let me log in?

Screenshot of Spi's LJ login fail )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (HATERZ)
Come on, y'all. You KNOW you wanna chip in to see animated versions of Ba'al (Cliff Simon), the Sixth Doctor (Colin Baker), and Commander Ivanova (Claudia Christian) confront Davros (Terry Malloy) in a reboot of ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, the great-grandmother of all Internet memes.

[Originally posted by [ profile] obsessivemuch1 at *signal boost* ]

talcMedia describes ALL YOUR BASE as "A monumental stupendous animated comedy parody mock trailer state of the art flat-two-dimensional animated short film in full Technicolor® and, even, Original Soundtrack!", which neatly encapsulates their off-the-wall sense of humour. Then again, since the thing exists down to Colin and Lizzie overacting, perhaps that's not such a surprise.

Yes, it's bonkers nonsense, but D:I6 is very serious and won't get off the ground unless AYB does. It's a bit of geeky fun, using one of the oldest memes around. If you don't know, "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" comes from the European Sega Mega Drive version of Zero Wing. The original Japanese was poorly translated with hysterical results. People pasted quotes on screencaps, posted them on the internet, and a cult meme was born.

For more information on AYB, visit the website or the Kickstarter page.
campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)

TITLE: Once Upon a Ha'tak
AUTHOR: [personal profile] campylobacter
BETA READER: [ profile] oceania
RATING: PG-13/Teens
CATEGORY: Gen; Alternate Universe; crack fairy tale
CHARACTERS: Samantha Carter, Qetesh, Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson, Cameron Mitchell, Teal'c, Jack O'Neill
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: transition from Classic Team to New Team (Seasons 8, 9 & 10)
PROMPT: #29 Daniel and Vala. She first and foremost wanted to be his friend.

SUMMARY/PREMISE: Stargate SG-1 vs the Brothers Grimm version of Beauty & the Beast. For the 2013 [community profile] sg1friendathon Frenzy.

Click here to read on DW )
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campylobacter: Jack, I'm pregnant. (MPREG)
  • Fri, 16:05: Want to write fanfic, but a colleague has produced a business flyer so FAIL that it can't been given to the public until it's redesigned.
  • Sat, 11:38: RT @sassycrass: Now, feminism isn't perfect. Its continued overall resistance to intersectionality is choking its vitality as a movement ...
  • Sat, 11:38: RT @sassycrass: That said, we NEED feminism. We need non-marginalizing, trans-inclusive, queer-positive, class-conscious, race-aware fem ...
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (HATERZ)
STARGATEWilliam Shatner comforts Wil Wheaton after a failed audition
  • Thu, 21:54: RT @WilliamShatner: @wilw Don't ever sell yourself short. If they don't want you it is their loss not yours. You are very talented. Remember that. My best, Bill

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit FAILCats
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (SNAP!)
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (HATERZ)
STARGATEFANDOMLULZmore randomness... )
campylobacter: are you mocking my hat? (tinhat)
TITLE: Y U No Pants or, The Emperor's New Kōan
AUTHOR [personal profile] campylobacter
RATING: PG/Older Kids
CATEGORY: Gen; Humor; Missing scene, episode tag
CHARACTERS: Lord Yu, First Prime Oshu
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 7x02 Homecoming

SUMMARY/PREMISE: First Prime Oshu begins to doubt his Lord's godhood. For the SG-1 Allies Alphabet Soup.

Click here to read the story on LiveJournal
Click here to read the story on
Click here to read the story on Archive of Our Own
Click to read the story here on DreamWidth... )

y u no pants meme guy
image source
campylobacter: battery operated fruitcake (fruitcake)

TITLE: The Second First Not Date
AUTHOR campylobacter
RATING: PG-13/Teens
CATEGORY: Missing scene, episode tag
PAIRING: Daniel/Vala
CHARACTERS: Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran, Cameron Mitchell, Tomin
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 10x08 'Memento Mori; 8x18 'Threads'; The Ark of Truth 


SUMMARY/PREMISE: Daniel & Vala's Not Date from 'Memento Mori', written on Groundhog Day, time loop style. For the Daniel/Vala Month of Love 2013 at LiveJournal.

The waiter has finally left, and now it's just Daniel and Vala. She's exquisite sitting there across from him, her face aglow in the candlelight. He can't stop himself from wanting her to finally hear how he feels: "Listen—"

She leans forward just as he does, eager to tell him something. "Ah—"

Their words collide and they instantly stop, arresting a moment heavy with anticipation. He loves to hear her speak (even when she's badgering him to irritation) but he can't be sure whether what she has to say will derail his train of thought. She's rediscovered who she was before becoming a con artist and a Goa'uld host and a woman trapped in a marriage of convenience by forced pregnancy — perhaps a village lass who led a simple life?

"Oh," she breathes, seeming to realize the gravity of what he needs to say.

"Uh, lemme start," he offers, pointing to himself. If he doesn't say it now, he won't ever be able to say it.

Read more... )
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Best wishes for a full recovery to Corin, who played Jonas Quinn on Stargate SG-1.  

He's in Belize to film his crazy SyFy movie "Poseidon Rex", and the Belize Coat Guard boat ferrying him to location collided with a sinking barge! His femur broke in 3 places & he lost MASSIVE amounts of blood, but he's now still in the hospital waiting for his blood count to go back up after multiple transfusions and major surgery.

The circumstances of the accident point to gross negligence of boating safety by the Belizean Coast Guard ferrying him & his crew to location; Corin asked at the outset of the trip why there were no lifejackets provided to him and his crew PLUS the boat was going too fast when it collided PLUS the pilot didn't see the half-submerged barge. We'll probably know a bit more as the story develops.

Man Injured In Coast Guard Accident Explains

Parker Lewis' Star Corin Nemec in Boat Accident -- Shattered Leg, Extreme Blood Loss

Actor Corin Nemec lost half his blood and nearly his life in a freak boating accident aboard a Coast Guard ferry.

GateWorld: Corin Nemec in Horrific Boating Accident

Fans Tweeting well-wishes; Apophis, Chevron Guy, and Ba'al, too!)

Jonas, Sam and Col Chekov

We're thinking of you, bro, and keeping the #madness fresh for your return.

campylobacter: campy's porn shack (awesome)
Originally posted by [ profile] rachel500 at Announcement: January Challenge
Women of the Gate January Challenge
What can I post in this challenge?  Any kind of fan work (fics, vids, art, podfic). It must follow the rules of [ profile] gate_women and be somehow related to the theme of Beginnings. Links to recommendations are also welcome.

Is there a time limit? Great if you can post within January but you can post any time through 2013.

You say the theme is Beginnings but what do you mean?  Some ideas...your art may focus on the beginning of a friendship/relationship, beginning a new job/role, or the beginning of a series or a character within the franchise

Do I need to sign-up?  No, but you will need to join as a member to post to [ profile] gate_women

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