campylobacter: Jack, I'm pregnant. (MPREG)
preview

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campylobacter: i can haz metaphor? (metaphor)
My last post of the day, after posting my masterpiece fanvid at [livejournal.com profile] daniel_vala  is to recommend this amazing story:

Title: When You Wish Upon a Star
Author: [livejournal.com profile] spiletta42 
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Edward/Bella (Team Edward all the way!)
Rating/Warning(s): Adult, mature content, vampires, cheese
Genre: Romance
Word Count: 89,442

WHY IT MUST BE READ: This story touched my heart. It is full of our hero rescuing the heroine, who obviously cannot live without him, as evidenced by the way she loses the will to live when he's absent. His luv for her is evident by the way he watches her every move and makes sure that she knows he gets jealous if she so much as speaks to another guy, even if it's her father.

I read it all in one sitting and am so swept away by the profound themes of need in their romance.

<3 <3 <3
campylobacter: Jack, I'm pregnant. (MPREG)
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campylobacter: In most cultures, wanking is not done in public. (wank)
::innocent lamb face::

http://slashworld.wordpress.com/2011/02/22/945/

Jack and Daniel’s Universe by Orrymain
February 22, 2011
rec by Sarah
Title: Jack and Daniel’s Universe
Author: Orrymain
Fandom: Stargate-SG1
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance, First Time, AU, kids-fic (NOT mpreg)

Read more trollin... )

BTW: My LJ allows anonymous comments. Anonymice are welcome to BRING IT. (Although the server seems to be screening all the anon comments left on my LJ for 2 months because they've ALL been spam. But that may be because it's blocking the specific IP address whence the spams originate.)
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (plotbunny)
So I'm searching my hard drive for a missing genfic scene I wrote months ago for Stargate's "Ark of Truth", where it's all heroism and action and pew-pew-pew after Teal'c gets shot by the Ori staff blast...
Teal'c shot by Ori soldiers
Read more derpity derp... )
campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)
[personal profile] magnavox_23 graciously made a collection of GORGEOUS photographic manipulations to accompany my story "Lifted, Dreamless".

Here are the variety of sizes and compositions she provided!

Mags, make sure to visit this entry for all the comments I'm sure you'll receive!
See the images (Not Safe for Work) )
campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)

Lifted, Dreamless 2/4

story header
artwork by magnavox_23

AUTHOR: campylobacter
CHALLENGE THEME: Daniel/Vala 2011 Month of Love
CHARACTERS: Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson
PAIRING: Daniel/Vala
CATEGORY: Missing scene; pre-ship
RATING: PG-13/Teen (dub-con nudity)
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 10x02 "Morpheus"; 8x12 "Prometheus Unbound"
DISCLAIMER: This is Stargate SG-1 fanfic. (Sue me, Brad! Use the money to make the next Stargate movie!)
WORD COUNT: 2672 (Chapter 1)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I used the UK spell-check dictionary and punctuation for Vala's point of view instead of my native US defaults.
MISSING SCENE: Video surveillance of Daniel undressing Vala

Prologue: Immediately SusceptibleRead more... )
campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
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campylobacter: campy's porn shack (awesome)
Clicking the pictures links to the source. :-D There's a LOT of fandom eye candy to perv over at Tumblr as well as LJ.

Lots of eye candy, not dialup friendly )
campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
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campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)

Lifted, Dreamless 1/4

story header
artwork by magnavox_23

AUTHOR: campylobacter
CHALLENGE THEME: Daniel/Vala 2011 Month of Love
CHARACTERS: Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson
PAIRING: Daniel/Vala
CATEGORY: Missing scene; pre-ship
RATING: PG/Older Kids (mild gun violence)
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 8x12 "Prometheus Unbound"
DISCLAIMER: This is Stargate SG-1 fanfic. (MGM's too bankrupt to sue me.)
WORD COUNT: 480 (prologue)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I used the UK spell-check dictionary and punctuation for Vala's point of view instead of my native US defaults.
MISSING SCENE: Vala's point of view while Daniel was unconsciousRead more... )
campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)

The Hand Not Holding Beer

AUTHOR: campylobacter
PROMPT: "drunken karaoke" by dannysgirlsg1 at comment_fic
CHARACTERS: Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson; (Teal'c, Cam, & Sam along for the Daniel/Vala Show)
PAIRING: Daniel/Vala
CATEGORY: Romance, angst/fluff
RATING: PG-13/Teen (alcohol)
SPOILERS: actually, just brief references to 9x02 "Avalon 2", 9x06 "Beachhead", 10x08 "Memento Mori"
TIMELINE: post-Continuum
DISCLAIMER: This is Stargate SG-1 fanfic. Brad Wright is welcome sue me after he gets around to making the 3rd Stargate movie.
ARCHIVES:
WORD COUNT: 2433
AUTHOR'S NOTE: LJ comment fic's usually 4300 characters (700-800 words) long. Um, this one got out of control.
PREMISE: What song would Daniel sing on the karaoke machine at Siler's promotion party?

Not a date...
Read the story... )
campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)
Not a date? preview pic

Read more about Daniel's denial... )
campylobacter: Jack, I'm pregnant. (MPREG)
Jack is hungry

Stop squinting and look at the bigger picture... )
JACK: I'm hungry.
DANIEL: Me too.
JACK: Wanna?
DANIEL: Mm-hmm.
(9x03 "Origin")

MY SPOUSE: Are they gay?
ME: Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
MY SPOUSE: I guess there's fanfic about that.
ME: Rule 34!

cross-posted from my Tumblr and to the_gay_chip
campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)
A Taste of Afternoon Sun (1/1)
by [personal profile] campylobacter
RATING: PG-13
CATEGORY: Missing scene (prelude to The Ark of Truth); first time; food porn; comment fic for Pip from the prompt "Playing hooky"
PAIRING: Daniel/Vala
WORD COUNT: 867
PREMISE: Vala depletes her provisions during SG-1's first day on Dakara.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: First inspired by a beta-reading comment I made to hummingfly67 ("OMG you MUST have Daniel teach her what a peach is"), which she declined and passed back to me. Beta-read mostly by shakespherical.
Daniel/Vala fight!sex, interrupted

Read the story... )
campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)
The meme:

“I gave that bitch x, bitches love x” added to an accompanying image. (source)

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Go ahead. I dare ya to Bitches Love your OTP.

Read more Not Safe for Work crazy shit... )
campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)
Prometheus Unbound Challenge Day 25 for [livejournal.com profile] daniel_vala 

Vala & Daniel don't kiss once on the Prometheus; they kiss THREE TIMES.

I have proof.

preview
Look at teh pr0n! You know you wanna... )
campylobacter: are you mocking my hat? (tinhat)
I don't read rapefic; it's not my cup o' tea. However, I never thought I'd ever write rape-crack hat porn, let alone make a fotostory of episode screencaps for it.

I kinda have to blame cleothemuse for all of this; she mentioned to me that she'd accepted a fic challenge at Area 52, so I went there and took a look at all the challenges and saw this:
screenshot of original request
I ASKED IF SOMEONE TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT NEW GROUND WHERE DANIAL GETS CAPTURED BY RIGAR AND DID NOT ESCAPE AND HE TAKES HIM TO HIS HEADQUARTERS AND RAPES HIM FOR SIX MONTHS BEFORE SG-1 RESCUES HIM. WILL ANYONE WRITE THIS FOR ME PLEASE I ASKED A YEAR AGO.
Okay...

Because it's Labor Day weekend in the US, I flailed around in GIMP until this monstrosity was born. There are 9 pages total. Enjoy. (BTW, there's established Jack/Daniel.)

You can experience it several ways:
Rigar 1-9 at deviantArt

my Rigar album in my LJ Scrapbook

Or right here, if your 'Net connection can handle loading the file sizes.
Witness the crack... )
campylobacter: Are you going to take off these cuffs, or do I have to do this with my tongue? (tongue)
I'm writing a series of mostly PG-rated D/V vignettes based on [personal profile] scrollgirl 's story "What Are Friends For?", and am curious about any canonical or fanonical consensus regarding Sha'uri's sexual experience before she was given to Dan-Yel in the 1994 Movie.
Sha'uri looks straight at Daniel

Read more PG-13 meta speculation... )
campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
My entry for the Daniel/Vala prompt "starlight" by [personal profile] ivanolix :

starlit Daniel & Vala
click to go to the full entry
WARNING: full frontal nudity


HARDWARESOFTWARE
  • Corel Painter Essentials 4 (trace function)
  • Adobe Photoshop (cleaning, re-positioning)
  • GIMP (Hubble Telescope background & export)

This manip kicked my ass; it's the first project on my brand new graphics tablet. I thought "Piece of cake! I can trace over my favorite pix and call it a day."

ZOMG. Wrong! Tracing involves deciding what to sketch and what to leave out. It also means learning how to hold the plastic pen and move it across the tablet surface; a much different feel from real pen & paper. It involves learning the intricacies of the software features, and how to customize the tool settings.

I wanted cleaner, sharper, vector-like lines, but got fuzzy, short strokes. Eck. Next time will be easier. I'm thinkin' Kama Sutra for my next tablet project.

BTW, Daniel's hung like a porn star. Why? Heh. I watch a LOT of porn. Drawing his naughty bits has prompted an interesting discussion among my beta-viewers about whether Daniel's circumcised. He was born in 1965, and snipping male infants was the vogue in the States, unless he was born in Greece... who knows? I drew him uncut, because I prefer that portion of male anatomy. Maybe I'll post the circumcised version for a Jack/Daniel prompt...

Anyway, off to sleep and write porn in the morning!

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