campylobacter: campy's porn shack (stick ppl)
Whoa. I just read "Will Dean Devlin Get the Stargate Reboot?" at Stargate Solutions. There's a link to "Producer Dean Devlin Talks INDEPENDENCE DAY Sequels, STARGATE Movie Sequels, GODZILLA and More at the Saturn Awards" on Collider where he says "films would continue the story with the original film cast and focus on other places Stargates could go and other places Stargates might be on planet Earth."

That's TWO sequels -- parts 2 & 3 -- to the 1994 Stargate movie, with Kurt Russell & James Spader -- and hopefully Mili Avital, Alexis Cruz, French Stewart, & John Diehl. Viveca Lindfors has passed away, but learning something different of Catherine Langford's fate would be awesome. And holy crap, the geeks Barbara Shore, played by Rae Allen, and Gary Meyers, played by Richard Kind, would they be in it, too?
Sha'uri kisses Daniel

Yeah, I know, Sam, Teal'c, Vala & Cam wouldn't exist, as well as everyone in Atlantis (SAD FACE) but the Alternate Realities of this prospect I CAN'T EVEN. I adore Avital's Sha'uri. And if Russell & Spader are in it, that's enough time for Jack & Sarah O'Neil (one L) to reconcile and have more kids, as well as Daniel & Sha'uri to... Heh. Baby fic. LOL

But man, a Stargate Alternate Reality where:
  • aliens DON'T speak English
  • Goa'uld don't incubate in stomach pouches
  • something besides a DHD dials a 'Gate
I would totally watch that.

And then write the fuck out of some fanfic where a Ripple Effect makes the realities collide with the teams we know. ;p
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (hold on)
"Big Mistake Part 3: Proclaiming the Ephemeral Beauty"
AUTHOR: [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter 
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
PAIRINGS: Daniel/Vala (references to Daniel/Sha're, Vala/Tomin)
CHARACTERS: (this part) Hank Landry, Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson
RATING: NC-17/Adult (see warnings)
WARNINGS: Serious triggers for references to abortion & miscarriage
STATUS: complete
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: Vala backstory; 10x20 Unending
ARCHIVE: Permission granted; drop me a URL if, for some reason, you aren't afraid to archive it -- I'll link to it from my blog.
CATEGORY/GENRE: Angst, darkfic, missing scenes
SERIES: "Big Mistake" for [livejournal.com profile] one_prompt "I think we made a big mistake"
WORD COUNT: 611/1897
SUMMARY: Missing scenes from Crusade, Prometheus Unbound, and Unending, connected by a subject women don't speak of in public.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Mentions here of Jacek & Inago, not exactly the most wonderful characters you've ever met. Also, I'm using the DVD commentaries to interpret The Daniel/Vala Hurt/Comfort Scene in Unending.

Previously:
Part 1: Corned Piggot
Part 2: Survival by Symbiont
Daniel holds crying Vala in Unending

Caveat lector... )
campylobacter: my sweet (Qetesh)
"Big Mistake Part 2: Survival by Symbiont"
AUTHOR: [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter 
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
PAIRINGS: Daniel/Vala (reference to Daniel/Sha're in Parts 2 & 3)
CHARACTERS: (this part) Vala Mal Doran, a Tok'ra, Daniel Jackson, Lindsey Novak, George Hammond, Sha're
RATING: (this part) PG-13/Teens (see warnings)
WARNINGS: mild triggers for references to torture, execution, extreme medical injury
STATUS: complete
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: Vala backstory; 8x12 Prometheus Unbound, 9x19 Crusade, 10x20 Unending
ARCHIVE: Permission granted; drop me a URL if, for some reason, you aren't afraid to archive it -- I'll link to it from my blog.
CATEGORY/GENRE: Angst, darkfic, missing scenes
SERIES: "Big Mistake" for [livejournal.com profile] one_prompt "I think we made a big mistake"
WORD COUNT: 714/1897
SUMMARY: Missing scenes from Crusade, Prometheus Unbound, and Unending, connected by a subject women don't speak of in public.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This part's much less triggery (unless techno-jargon squicks you) and borderline Gen. Previous: Chapter 1: Corned Piggot
 
Read Part 2 "Survival by Symbiont"... )
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"Big Mistake Part 1: Corned Piggot "
AUTHOR: [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter 
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
PAIRINGS: Daniel/Vala (reference to Vala/Tomin in this part)
CHARACTERS: (this part) Vala Mal Doran, Denya, Seevis
RATING: NC-17/Adult (see warnings)
WARNINGS: Serious triggers for references to prostitution, abortion, miscarriage, extreme medical injury, ableist pejorative
STATUS: complete
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: Vala backstory; 8x12 Prometheus Unbound, 9x19 Crusade, 10x20 Unending
ARCHIVE: Permission granted; drop me a URL if, for some reason, you aren't afraid to archive it -- I'll link to it from my blog.
CATEGORY/GENRE: Angst, darkfic, missing scenes
SERIES: "Big Mistake" for [livejournal.com profile] one_prompt "I think we made a big mistake"
WORD COUNT: 566/1897
SUMMARY: Missing scenes from Crusade, Prometheus Unbound, and Unending, connected by a subject women don't speak of in public.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm not gonna blame you if you don't read past the 1st sentence, refuse to comment, or leave me anonymous wank for this. THIS IS NOT FICTION FOR CHILDREN. The restricted rating isn't for porn or violence; it's for some heavily adult topics & women's issues. Un-beta'd because I started this 1 day before the deadline & published late. (For what it's worth, it does have a happy ending...)
Denya & Vala share a meal in the tavern

Caveat lector... )
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TITLE: Jack & Sam Dr. Suess Porn
AUTHORS: [livejournal.com profile] shakespherical  & [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter
RATING: R/Mature
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
CROSS-POSTED TO: [livejournal.com profile] sam_and_jack on 15 May 2011, and [livejournal.com profile] crackified_gate on 14 May 2011
CATEGORY: poetry (bad); crack
WORD COUNT: 764
PAIRINGS: Sam/Jack
CHARACTERS: Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter
SUMMARY/PREMISE: [livejournal.com profile] shakespherical  was SO inspired by some gawdawful Sam/Jack fanfiction I rec'ed to her, that she dropped Jack & Sam into "Green Eggs & Ham". I added Daniel, Teal'c, and astrophysics.

I am Jack

I'm a jock
Jack the Jock.
Don't show this to the kids... )
campylobacter: Jack, I'm pregnant. (MPREG)
Joe Mallozzi's promised on his WordPress blog to regale Stargate fans with reminiscences from his days working on the series; here's a charming excerpt from his 22 Apr 2011 entry:
The other stand-out introduction was to the man himself, Richard Dean Anderson (aka MacGyver). Although he had popped his head in to say hi when we first arrived, it wasn’t until I’d settled into my office that he actually swung by to say hi and welcome me to the show. I remember I was working on a script, my back to the door, my pug Jelly (she must have [been] one at the time) at my feet, when Rick stepped in and re-introduced himself.
Jelly
Jelly, one of Mallozzi's pugs


We started chatting and I was momentarily distracted by something on my computer.

When I turned around, he was gone. I barely had time to be register surprise when I glanced down and realized he hadn’t left – he was lying on his back on the carpeted floor of my office, playing with my dog. That simple act endeared him to me so much that, years later, no matter what the script critiques and changes requested, I had nothing but respect for the big-hearted guy.
RDA & friend
RDA with a dog


As I’ve often said: “People who like dogs are generally good and kind, while people who don’t like dogs are jerks at best and serial killers at worst”. Rick was – and continues to be – a dog guy, to the point that we nicknamed him “the dog whisperer” before Cesar Millan claimed the title.


ROTFL

Mallozzi, RDA saw your dog and couldn't RESIST re-introducing himself to play with Jelly.
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (Stargate)

SGU Continuation, Other Movies Dead — for now


Brad Wright's announcement today onstage at Creation Entertainment’s Official Stargate Convention in Vancouver that the Stargate SG-1, SGA, & SGU movies have been "permanently shelved" puts a brake on the "Save SGU" and "Greenlight the Stargate Movies" campaigns, but never say never, right? (Read more at Joe Mallozzi's WP blog.)

TeenGateWho's to say SyFail might not consider REBOOTING the series with "younger, edgier versions" of the Team?

Imagine that Vala's a vampire -- a SPARKLY vampire -- who assists the Team (who are amateur wrestlers off-duty) in fighting Sharktopus & MegaSnake?

Or maybe FOX would be interested in picking up the series as an animated half-hour comedy, voiced by Ann Coulter as Sam Carter, Bill O'Reilly as Jack O'Neill, Rush Limbaugh as Teal'c, and Glenn Beck as Daniel Jackson?

No?

Perhaps it's more likely that FOX would prefer to reboot the series in a reality TV format, where 14 contestants are thrown onto a derelict Ancient ship heading toward the center of the known universe, fight to the death each week, so that the lone survivor wins a gold-plated Stargate in the mid-season finale?

What?
campylobacter: Jack, I'm pregnant. (MPREG)
preview

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campylobacter: i can haz metaphor? (metaphor)
My last post of the day, after posting my masterpiece fanvid at [livejournal.com profile] daniel_vala  is to recommend this amazing story:

Title: When You Wish Upon a Star
Author: [livejournal.com profile] spiletta42 
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Edward/Bella (Team Edward all the way!)
Rating/Warning(s): Adult, mature content, vampires, cheese
Genre: Romance
Word Count: 89,442

WHY IT MUST BE READ: This story touched my heart. It is full of our hero rescuing the heroine, who obviously cannot live without him, as evidenced by the way she loses the will to live when he's absent. His luv for her is evident by the way he watches her every move and makes sure that she knows he gets jealous if she so much as speaks to another guy, even if it's her father.

I read it all in one sitting and am so swept away by the profound themes of need in their romance.

<3 <3 <3
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (sarcasm)
Too lazy to post these on [livejournal.com profile] stargate_search  or [livejournal.com profile] sgastoryfinders :

DESPERATELY SEARCHING for that Sam/Jack story where Sam is a virgin when she & Jack you know DO IT for the first time and she cries a lot because she never thought she was worthy of Jack's LUV.

Also in desperate need of that Jack/Daniel story where Vala is a ball-busting bitch and Daniel must assure Jack in the woobiest way possible that nothing will come between them.

I seem to have lost the link to that story where Jennifer Keller gets killed violently so that Rodney & John can finally hook up and prance around Atlantis making goo-goo eyes while groping each other and cooing cutesy nicknames.

Has anyone read that completely unique story of Vala trying to get Daniel to stop translating something so he can take her shopping or watch a Disney movie?

Damn, I can't remember where I saw that Gen story where Classic Team defeats a moustache-twirling Goa'uld, Teal'c says "indeed", Sam spews techno-babble, Daniel saves the day with diplomacy and prevents Jack from blowing shit up. Or maybe that was an episode. :p

[Otherwise known as "the list of fan fiction I don't leave feedback for"]

*BOFQ
campylobacter: In most cultures, wanking is not done in public. (wank)
::innocent lamb face::

http://slashworld.wordpress.com/2011/02/22/945/

Jack and Daniel’s Universe by Orrymain
February 22, 2011
rec by Sarah
Title: Jack and Daniel’s Universe
Author: Orrymain
Fandom: Stargate-SG1
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance, First Time, AU, kids-fic (NOT mpreg)

Read more trollin... )

BTW: My LJ allows anonymous comments. Anonymice are welcome to BRING IT. (Although the server seems to be screening all the anon comments left on my LJ for 2 months because they've ALL been spam. But that may be because it's blocking the specific IP address whence the spams originate.)
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (plotbunny)
So I'm searching my hard drive for a missing genfic scene I wrote months ago for Stargate's "Ark of Truth", where it's all heroism and action and pew-pew-pew after Teal'c gets shot by the Ori staff blast...
Teal'c shot by Ori soldiers
Read more derpity derp... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (kino porn)
Mallozzi & Gero are fapping over this fanvid.

I agree! It's as good as Gab's "High School Never Ends", which won the Gatefic Awards last year.

If you like special FX, action, pewpewpew, and a metal rock anthem (Shinedown's "Diamond Eyes") then PRESS PLAY.


On a completely unrelated topic – cool Stargate-related online videos – we walked into post after lunch and found Visual Effects Producer Mark Savela sitting, mesmerized, by the following fan-made video. We stopped to watch and, in seconds, we too were thoroughly entranced. It’s epic, expertly edited, and includes almost every awesome visual effects we’ve ever done. Check it out -

JaapVSWDelta, don’t know who you are, but that is one bad-ass video! Also, you misspelled “universe” in the closing rolling credits.

- from Joe Mallozzi's blog

@martingero Tweeted by Martin Gero 24 Feb 2011
Also: this is awesome. Best. Fanvid. Ever. #sg1#sga#sgu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvlRzQAt5xk

I nominated "Diamond Eyes" for the 2011 Gatefic Awards:
Title: Diamond Eyes
Creator(s): JaapVSWDelta
URL(s):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvlRzQAt5xk
Series: Crossover
Category: Gen
Type: Video
Rating: Teens
Focus: pewpew/pewpew
Sub-categories: Action/Adventure

Comments: SG-1/SGA/SGU special FX/action fanvid to metal rock anthem

Thank you for submitting a nomination!
GateFic Team
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (stick ppl)
campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)
[personal profile] magnavox_23 graciously made a collection of GORGEOUS photographic manipulations to accompany my story "Lifted, Dreamless".

Here are the variety of sizes and compositions she provided!

Mags, make sure to visit this entry for all the comments I'm sure you'll receive!
See the images (Not Safe for Work) )
campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)

Lifted, Dreamless 2/4

story header
artwork by magnavox_23

AUTHOR: campylobacter
CHALLENGE THEME: Daniel/Vala 2011 Month of Love
CHARACTERS: Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson
PAIRING: Daniel/Vala
CATEGORY: Missing scene; pre-ship
RATING: PG-13/Teen (dub-con nudity)
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 10x02 "Morpheus"; 8x12 "Prometheus Unbound"
DISCLAIMER: This is Stargate SG-1 fanfic. (Sue me, Brad! Use the money to make the next Stargate movie!)
WORD COUNT: 2672 (Chapter 1)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I used the UK spell-check dictionary and punctuation for Vala's point of view instead of my native US defaults.
MISSING SCENE: Video surveillance of Daniel undressing Vala

Prologue: Immediately SusceptibleRead more... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (awesome)
Clicking the pictures links to the source. :-D There's a LOT of fandom eye candy to perv over at Tumblr as well as LJ.

Lots of eye candy, not dialup friendly )
campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
Read more... )
campylobacter: battery operated fruitcake (fruitcake)
traycer_ has posted an awesome entry at fandom_grammar titled "What is the Difference Between Alternate Reality and Alternate Universe?"

Here's my Stargate-centric visual guide based on traycer_'s definitions, using screen grabs/production stills from the episodes/movies. I probably am missing some eps, namely because I haven't seen all of Seasons 3 thru 8 yet, so feel free to point me in the direction of any relevant episodes & screen grabs that you think should be included.

Lots of pictures, not dialup friendly... )
campylobacter: ::iz ded:: (iz-ded)
So this week I watched 3x08 "Demons" (OMGWTF?) and 3x09 "Rules of Engagement" (OK, LOL) for the first time.

"Demons" spoilers and picspam to follow.

3x08 "Demons" is the episode that I'd made a LOLGate about all planets looking like Vancouver, back in November.
Vancouver

Image-heavy post behind cut )

Open Journal

Friend/de-Friend/Ban me = it's all good.

Fandom's more fun when you're an equal-opportunity pervert (multi-shipper). Set porn goggles to maximum!

Mostly Stargate SG-1 with an intermittent chance of SGA & The X-Files.

BEWARE: My LJ is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

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