campylobacter: my sweet (Qetesh)
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Qetesh

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by [livejournal.com profile] eilidh17

Thank you so so so so so freaken much, [livejournal.com profile] eilidh17 I can't tear my eyes away!
campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
Title: Faulty System
Author: [personal profile] campylobacter
Beta-Reader: [personal profile] shakespherical (who prevented my Zelenka from sounding like Pavel Chekov)
Fandoms:
Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis
Word count:
1333
Rating/Warning: Teens/PG-13 (sexual content)
Timeline: immediately after last scene of SG-1 10x03 "Pegasus Project"
Prompt: Daniel, Vala, Zelenka; "faulty system" for the [community profile] sg1friendathon
Category: Gen; episode tag to SG-1 10x3 "Pegasus Project"/missing scene prior to SGA 5x10 "First Contact";
Premise: Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran & Radek Zelenka discover something awkward & unexpected in the Atlantis holographic archives.

Author's Note: My attempt to explain why Daniel changed his glasses in SG-1 10x08 "Memento Mori", and why Daniel was so nonchalant with Rodney about Janus's lovers in SGA 5x10 "First Contact".

Read "Faulty System"... )

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campylobacter: campy's porn shack (kissed a girl)
I'm pimping this fanfic event hosted by [livejournal.com profile] ariestess at Fireworks 11: The [Totally Not] Annual [livejournal.com profile] femslash_today  Porn Battle :: Prompt Posting


The Porn Battle is now OPEN.

You have until 2359 PST on Sunday 10 July 2011 to post your piece.

Stargate SG-1 prompts, including CAMO THONG... )
campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)
faux Fandemonium book coverTITLE: "Forward Distortion: The Day We Have"
AUTHOR: [personal profile] campylobacter
EDITORS: [personal profile] hummingfly67 , shakespherical
STORY & CANON CONSULTANTS: [personal profile] cleothemuse , lc59
FRENCH PROOFREADER: lusitanianotter
BANNER & WALLPAPER MANIPS: [personal profile] eilidh17 , csichick-2
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
PAIRINGS: Daniel/Vala (other pairings require het or slash goggles, available for purchase at any fine department store)
RATING: NC-17/Adult (violence; language; sexual situations; individual chapters specify content ratings)
STATUS: serialized
SPOILERS: SG-1 (Crusade, Flesh and Blood, Shell Game {audio book}, Unending, Ark of Truth) SGA (First Contact/The Lost Tribe)
TIMELINE: post-SGU "Air" (Col. Carter commands the USS Hammond.)
ARCHIVE: Permission granted; drop me a URL if, for some reason, you aren't afraid to archive it -- I'll link to it from my blog.
CATEGORY/GENRE: Action/Adventure, Team; Romance, Het, First Time
WORD COUNT: 20,000+

PREMISE/SUMMARY: The former team members of SG-1 reunite on Col. Samantha Carter's USS Hammond to bring the Ark of Truth to a remote planet off the Stargate network where a renegade Prior is rumored to enslave the population in the production of kassa. Along the way, Sam's tests on the Ark cause disturbing side effects involving dreams of events that Teal'c won't corroborate. And of course once SG-1 reaches the planet, Vala confronts someone from her past, while Daniel must helplessly watch as things don't go according to plan...

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Originally inspired by the prompt "Sometimes I think to myself, 'This is it... This is going to be the day we have a nice, sane, boring mission.'" at one_prompt, but it grew beyond the deadline and is now big enough for the 2011 Big Bang of stargate-summer / [community profile] stargate_summer . Although this story includes the villain & spoilers for the Stargate SG-1 audio book "Shell Game" and the Stargate Atlantis episodes "First Contact/The Lost Tribe", you need not have heard/seen them to follow the plot.

Read the Prologue... )
campylobacter: In most cultures, wanking is not done in public. (wank)
"Beau reminded me a lot of Robert Picardo (Richard Woolsey) – both were very successful, incredibly experienced, and always made it a point to come by our offices to run prospective dialogue changes by us rather than simply surprising us in the dailies. Like Bob, Beau would always make the time to come up and see us to request even the tiniest of changes. Both of them were class acts and I have nothing but terrific memories of working with them." -- Joe Mallozzi 5 June 2011
Beau Bridges & Robert Picardo are AWESOME. Mad props & nothing but love love love to them and what they brought to the franchise.

LOL at "surprising us" with dialog changes in the dailies. Someone's using the Royal We.
Demotivational LOLCat: orange tabby with ears back and mouth wide open, next to enema kit, caption Special Delivery for Capt Butthurt
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (hold on)
"Big Mistake Part 3: Proclaiming the Ephemeral Beauty"
AUTHOR: [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter 
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
PAIRINGS: Daniel/Vala (references to Daniel/Sha're, Vala/Tomin)
CHARACTERS: (this part) Hank Landry, Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson
RATING: NC-17/Adult (see warnings)
WARNINGS: Serious triggers for references to abortion & miscarriage
STATUS: complete
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: Vala backstory; 10x20 Unending
ARCHIVE: Permission granted; drop me a URL if, for some reason, you aren't afraid to archive it -- I'll link to it from my blog.
CATEGORY/GENRE: Angst, darkfic, missing scenes
SERIES: "Big Mistake" for [livejournal.com profile] one_prompt "I think we made a big mistake"
WORD COUNT: 611/1897
SUMMARY: Missing scenes from Crusade, Prometheus Unbound, and Unending, connected by a subject women don't speak of in public.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Mentions here of Jacek & Inago, not exactly the most wonderful characters you've ever met. Also, I'm using the DVD commentaries to interpret The Daniel/Vala Hurt/Comfort Scene in Unending.

Previously:
Part 1: Corned Piggot
Part 2: Survival by Symbiont
Daniel holds crying Vala in Unending

Caveat lector... )
campylobacter: my sweet (Qetesh)
"Big Mistake Part 2: Survival by Symbiont"
AUTHOR: [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter 
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
PAIRINGS: Daniel/Vala (reference to Daniel/Sha're in Parts 2 & 3)
CHARACTERS: (this part) Vala Mal Doran, a Tok'ra, Daniel Jackson, Lindsey Novak, George Hammond, Sha're
RATING: (this part) PG-13/Teens (see warnings)
WARNINGS: mild triggers for references to torture, execution, extreme medical injury
STATUS: complete
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: Vala backstory; 8x12 Prometheus Unbound, 9x19 Crusade, 10x20 Unending
ARCHIVE: Permission granted; drop me a URL if, for some reason, you aren't afraid to archive it -- I'll link to it from my blog.
CATEGORY/GENRE: Angst, darkfic, missing scenes
SERIES: "Big Mistake" for [livejournal.com profile] one_prompt "I think we made a big mistake"
WORD COUNT: 714/1897
SUMMARY: Missing scenes from Crusade, Prometheus Unbound, and Unending, connected by a subject women don't speak of in public.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This part's much less triggery (unless techno-jargon squicks you) and borderline Gen. Previous: Chapter 1: Corned Piggot
 
Read Part 2 "Survival by Symbiont"... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (hold on)
"Big Mistake Part 1: Corned Piggot "
AUTHOR: [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter 
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
PAIRINGS: Daniel/Vala (reference to Vala/Tomin in this part)
CHARACTERS: (this part) Vala Mal Doran, Denya, Seevis
RATING: NC-17/Adult (see warnings)
WARNINGS: Serious triggers for references to prostitution, abortion, miscarriage, extreme medical injury, ableist pejorative
STATUS: complete
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: Vala backstory; 8x12 Prometheus Unbound, 9x19 Crusade, 10x20 Unending
ARCHIVE: Permission granted; drop me a URL if, for some reason, you aren't afraid to archive it -- I'll link to it from my blog.
CATEGORY/GENRE: Angst, darkfic, missing scenes
SERIES: "Big Mistake" for [livejournal.com profile] one_prompt "I think we made a big mistake"
WORD COUNT: 566/1897
SUMMARY: Missing scenes from Crusade, Prometheus Unbound, and Unending, connected by a subject women don't speak of in public.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm not gonna blame you if you don't read past the 1st sentence, refuse to comment, or leave me anonymous wank for this. THIS IS NOT FICTION FOR CHILDREN. The restricted rating isn't for porn or violence; it's for some heavily adult topics & women's issues. Un-beta'd because I started this 1 day before the deadline & published late. (For what it's worth, it does have a happy ending...)
Denya & Vala share a meal in the tavern

Caveat lector... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (SNAP!)
Ladies & Fanfic Writers, Start Your Engines!

THE NEW MOONBASE SAM MENTIONS IN CONTINUUM IS ATLANTIS.
Moritz writes: “Would be great, if you can give some information about the storyline of the moonbase Carter was talking about on Continuum. What was the plan for?”

Answer: I’m not sure if she was kidding or not, but Atlantis is the moonbase – as we reveal in Stargate: Extinction.
(from Joe Mallozzi's Mailbag 17 May 2011)
Also, the SGC would've been revealed to the public.
flo also writes: “Did you plan a stargate reveal at some point ? Ever since it was planned to happened at the end of “Lost City” then cancelled when SG1 was renewed, i’ve always hoped we would see it at some point.”

Answer: This subject (the revelation and its many implications) would have formed the plot for the planned SG-1 movie, Stargate: Revolution.
from Joe Mallozzi's Mailbag 12 May 2011
OMG plotbunnies plotbunnies plotbunnies...
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (facepalm)
3 days ago, [livejournal.com profile] shakespherical  sent me some sassy gay goggles and I just now got around to thanking her for them.
ski goggles
I'm a stupid bee-otch. If I'd had a sassy gay Vala as a friend, this would not have happened.Apologies to anyone who had this entire picspam displayed on your Friends page; LJ f'ed up my cut markup LIKE A STUPID BITCH. Vala disapproves )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (fear)
(Ganked from [livejournal.com profile] shakespherical )

1) List 5 things you can see without moving.Read more... )
campylobacter: i can haz metaphor? (metaphor)
My last post of the day, after posting my masterpiece fanvid at [livejournal.com profile] daniel_vala  is to recommend this amazing story:

Title: When You Wish Upon a Star
Author: [livejournal.com profile] spiletta42 
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Edward/Bella (Team Edward all the way!)
Rating/Warning(s): Adult, mature content, vampires, cheese
Genre: Romance
Word Count: 89,442

WHY IT MUST BE READ: This story touched my heart. It is full of our hero rescuing the heroine, who obviously cannot live without him, as evidenced by the way she loses the will to live when he's absent. His luv for her is evident by the way he watches her every move and makes sure that she knows he gets jealous if she so much as speaks to another guy, even if it's her father.

I read it all in one sitting and am so swept away by the profound themes of need in their romance.

<3 <3 <3
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (Indeed)
[livejournal.com profile] fawkesielady_ed  came up with a fun SGA/SG-1 meme. Put your music list on shuffle and use the song title to answer the question(s). Be sure to add a new question at the end!

I stole this from [livejournal.com profile] shakespherical who added the Vala question. Her shuffle gave her cool answers! I added Teal'c. I got really random answers. :(

According to iTunes, I have 2275 songs (includes audio book chapters, podcasts, sound fx, show quote clips) that weigh 8.21 GB for 5.6 days of solid sound. This meme is the perfect example of why I never put iTunes on Shuffle.

Read more random memeage... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (plotbunny)
So I'm searching my hard drive for a missing genfic scene I wrote months ago for Stargate's "Ark of Truth", where it's all heroism and action and pew-pew-pew after Teal'c gets shot by the Ori staff blast...
Teal'c shot by Ori soldiers
Read more derpity derp... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (kino porn)
Mallozzi & Gero are fapping over this fanvid.

I agree! It's as good as Gab's "High School Never Ends", which won the Gatefic Awards last year.

If you like special FX, action, pewpewpew, and a metal rock anthem (Shinedown's "Diamond Eyes") then PRESS PLAY.


On a completely unrelated topic – cool Stargate-related online videos – we walked into post after lunch and found Visual Effects Producer Mark Savela sitting, mesmerized, by the following fan-made video. We stopped to watch and, in seconds, we too were thoroughly entranced. It’s epic, expertly edited, and includes almost every awesome visual effects we’ve ever done. Check it out -

JaapVSWDelta, don’t know who you are, but that is one bad-ass video! Also, you misspelled “universe” in the closing rolling credits.

- from Joe Mallozzi's blog

@martingero Tweeted by Martin Gero 24 Feb 2011
Also: this is awesome. Best. Fanvid. Ever. #sg1#sga#sgu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvlRzQAt5xk

I nominated "Diamond Eyes" for the 2011 Gatefic Awards:
Title: Diamond Eyes
Creator(s): JaapVSWDelta
URL(s):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvlRzQAt5xk
Series: Crossover
Category: Gen
Type: Video
Rating: Teens
Focus: pewpew/pewpew
Sub-categories: Action/Adventure

Comments: SG-1/SGA/SGU special FX/action fanvid to metal rock anthem

Thank you for submitting a nomination!
GateFic Team
campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)
Prometheus Unbound Challenge Day 25 for [livejournal.com profile] daniel_vala 

Vala & Daniel don't kiss once on the Prometheus; they kiss THREE TIMES.

I have proof.

preview
Look at teh pr0n! You know you wanna... )
campylobacter: i can haz metaphor? (metaphor)
Yesterday I was watching Season 9's "The Powers That Be", and the snarky commentary on the DVD was frelling hilarious, including the comments over this scene:

Daniel encourages Vala
VALA: Each one is getting harder. Each time it takes longer, and they keep coming...

DANIEL: You have to keep trying.

It's hard out here for a pimp.

Like I need another pornographic plotbunny:
Dr. Daniel Jackson, Intergalactic Supafly
campylobacter: Geek Sexy Daniel (geek-sexy)
It has been noted that there still aren't enough girls becoming scientists to balance the disparity of women to men in science occupations. One cannot help but speculate whether having someone who looks like Michael Shanks or Amanda Tapping narrate a series of science-based instructional videos would encourage more youngsters to become scientists...



Is it just me, or is it the way he flutters his eyelashes that makes me wanna take a look at hyperspace equations?
campylobacter: my sweet (Qetesh)
I feel so stupid. I've read the wikis, but I still have questions about how Stargates work. Granted, I've only seen Seasons 1 & 9, plus some of Season 10, and a few random eps in between plus all the movies. So maybe I'm missing something?

Re: Season 1, the episode "Solitudes" where Sam & Jack are separated from Daniel & Teal'c as they pass through the 'Gate back to the SGC...

There's a Stargate in Antarctica, and it has symbols on one side, and is, I assume, blank on its other side. (I saw the back side of a 'Gate in the episode "Tin Man", and it looked symbol-less to me.)
Back side of a StargateClick to enlarge

Because the kawoosh forms on the side where the symbols are, and travelers can only enter and exit a 'Gate on the side that has the symbols, right?

But... there are circular kawoosh punch-outs in the ice cave BEHIND the Antarctic 'Gate; that is, it looks like a kawoosh punched out the ice on the side of the 'Gate that has no symbols.
kawoosh holes behind a StargateClick to enlarge

WTF?

Did the folk (Atlanteans?) who placed the 'Gate in Antarctica have it facing the other way at one point?

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