campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
TITLE: A Weightless Creature of Air 2/2
AUTHOR: [personal profile] campylobacter
RATING: R/Mature
WARNING: sexy times
CATEGORY: missing scene, PWP, porn
WORD COUNT: 1214
PAIRING: Cam/Vala
CHARACTERS: Vala Mal Doran, Cameron Mitchell
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 9x04 "The Ties That Bind" missing scene
PROMPTS: "cunnilingus", "tender" & "rushed"
SUMMARY/PREMISE: Where did Vala get that outfit she wore to Washington DC in "The Ties That Bind"?
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Because [personal profile] virkatjol requested it!

Chapter 2: At Least One

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campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)

TITLE: A Weightless Creature of Air 1/2
AUTHOR: [personal profile] campylobacter
RATING: R/Mature
WARNING: sexy times
CATEGORY: missing scene, PWP, porn
WORD COUNT: 1214
PAIRING: Cam/Vala
CHARACTERS: Vala Mal Doran, Cameron Mitchell
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 9x04 "The Ties That Bind" missing scene
PROMPTS: "cunnilingus", "tender" & "rushed"
SUMMARY/PREMISE: Where did Vala get that outfit she wore to Washington DC in "The Ties That Bind"?
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Because [personal profile] virkatjol requested it!

Chapter 1: This Dangerous Woman

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campylobacter: ::iz ded:: (iz-ded)
TITLE: N Is for What Do You Call Him?
AUTHOR: [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter
BETA READER: [livejournal.com profile] shakespherical
RATING: PG-13/Teens
WARNING: language (mild swearing), violence (guns, injuries)
CATEGORY: Gen; action/adventure
WORD COUNT: 690
CHARACTERS: Cameron Mitchell, Colonel Reynolds, Samantha Carter, Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran, Teal'c
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: after Ark of Truth, but before Sam gets her own badass battlecruiser
PROMPTS: for Cam Alphabet Soup on 30 January 2012 Gen Fic Day hosted by [livejournal.com profile] sg_fignewton
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Ohhh what does that N stand for? Why doesn't that title conform to convention? trollolol

PREMISE: No one on his team calls Cam 'sir', but that's their saving grace.
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campylobacter: campy's porn shack (fear)
(Ganked from [livejournal.com profile] shakespherical )

1) List 5 things you can see without moving.Read more... )
campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)

The Hand Not Holding Beer

AUTHOR: campylobacter
PROMPT: "drunken karaoke" by dannysgirlsg1 at comment_fic
CHARACTERS: Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson; (Teal'c, Cam, & Sam along for the Daniel/Vala Show)
PAIRING: Daniel/Vala
CATEGORY: Romance, angst/fluff
RATING: PG-13/Teen (alcohol)
SPOILERS: actually, just brief references to 9x02 "Avalon 2", 9x06 "Beachhead", 10x08 "Memento Mori"
TIMELINE: post-Continuum
DISCLAIMER: This is Stargate SG-1 fanfic. Brad Wright is welcome sue me after he gets around to making the 3rd Stargate movie.
ARCHIVES:
WORD COUNT: 2433
AUTHOR'S NOTE: LJ comment fic's usually 4300 characters (700-800 words) long. Um, this one got out of control.
PREMISE: What song would Daniel sing on the karaoke machine at Siler's promotion party?

Not a date...
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campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
TITLE: Daniel, Sideways
AUTHOR: [personal profile] campylobacter
BETA_READER: shakespherical
RATING: NC-17
PAIRING: Cam/Vala (Daniel/Vala)
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
CATEGORY: "Memento Mori" missing scene
WORD COUNT: 346
PREMISE: Cam is helpless to prevent Vala from using her mouth to try to jog her memory.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Comment fic belatedly written for Porn Battle X. Prompts by [personal profile] grammarwoman : "recognition, second-best".
Vala tends her patient, Cam
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campylobacter: Geek Sexy Daniel (geek-sexy)
Last year while I was writing "Bookends", I asked [livejournal.com profile] cleothemuse  "What kind of car does Daniel drive?" She listed several options: the Land Rover he rented in Cairo, a Jeep, or Jack's truck, which Jack might've left when he moved to DC. I chose Jack's truck. I was just over at [livejournal.com profile] lc59's Colour Meme, and she's given Vala a 1965 Mustang Shelby Fastback.

So canonically, what kind of vehicles do Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter, Cameron Mitchell, and Daniel Jackson drive?

Do Teal'c and Vala drive cars?
See photos of their vehicles... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (Default)

campylobacter's 2009 Fanfiction Review


in chronological order:

1. Stargate SG1: "Celebration in Order" (1/1)
RATING: R / Mature
PAIRINGS: Daniel/Vala & various gratuitous threesomes
PREMISE: "Memento Mori" tag: how SG-1 celebrates Vala's official membership.
WORD COUNT: 577

2. Stargate SG-1: "Pari-Mutuel" (1/1)
RATING: PG / Older Kids
CHARACTERS: Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran
PREMISE: A noromo drabble explaining why Vala won't be in the 3rd Stargate movie.
WORD COUNT: 100

3. Stargate SG-1: "Golden Anniversary" (1/1)
RATING: PG-13 / Teen
PAIRING: Ba'al/Qetesh/Vala
PREMISE: Missing scene from Continuum, before Ba'al & Qetesh enter the throne room.
WORD COUNT: 100

4. Stargate SG-1: "Halloween at Cam's" (1/1)
RATING: PG / Teen
PAIRING: Daniel/Vala vaguely
PREMISE: Drabble where I dress SG-1 in fangrrl squee.
WORD COUNT: 100

5. Stargate SG-1: "Bookends, or Six Ways 'Til Sunday" (10 Chapters)
RATING: NC-17/Adult to PG-13/Teen, depending on the chapter
PAIRING: Daniel/Vala
PREMISE: The one where Vala crashes Daniel's apartment and they have a lot of sex. A lot.
WORD COUNT: 13,182

6. Stargate SG-1: "Nuts" (2 Chapters)
RATING: NC-17/Adult
PAIRING: Daniel/Vala
PREMISE: Vala accidentally tattoos herself with Daniel's name. [1st Draft posted at [livejournal.com profile] dv_exchange ; will be expanded & revised in 2010]
WORD COUNT: 6828

17 fanfic questions with answers that get progressively more boring... )
campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
My Farscape: The Complete Series DVDs arrived a day early yesterday (of course while I was out) but it sure was nice that they were home waiting for me!

Oh, how I love them! I thought they'd be in those thin-packs, but it's even BETTER! Each SEASON is stored in one standard-thickness plastic case with 2 hinged double-sided "leaves" inside (I dunno the industry packaging term), accommodating up to 6 discs each when the sides are used for storage, for a total of 5 cases (1 for each season plus the bonus features).

There's no mini-episode-guide booklet (as with the Stargate: SG-1 Complete Series) because THEY PRINTED THE TITLE OF EACH EPISODE ON ITS DISC! Genius. Well, an obvious user-friendly feature that the dorks who did the packaging for the Stargate set didn't do.

Another nicety? The menu interface doesn't have THOSE DAMNED ANNOYING ANIMATED EXPLOSIONS every time you make a menu selection. OMG, on the old Farscape DVDs I rented at my local video store, the animated menu drove me batshit. It was... interesting... the first time I used it, then became a frustrating delay when I wanted space porn ASAP. So YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY to the new minimalistic menu and its ease of selection both on a TV screen and on a computer with a mouse.

Now, levitation:

Whenever Rygel appears onscreen FLOATING, I squee. There's just something about a levitating pain-in-the-ass that makes my day.
Dominar Rygel on his sled

Could be that when I first saw the De Laurentis movie "Dune" and the swollen, dissolute Baron Harkonnen appeared, solving his mobility problems with a hydraulic suit that levitated him around, I fell in love. Only in speculative fiction do you get LEVITATING characters.
Vladimir Harkonnen - Floating Fat Man

So when The Cigarette-Smoking-Prior levitated Cam in the Stargate SG-1 ep "The Fourth Horseman Part 2", I officially fell in love with Colonel Cameron "Camshaft" Mitchell.
Toss me a Cameron, please.
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (Default)
TITLE: Halloween at Cam's
CATEGORY: Daniel/Vala, mainly
RATING: PG / Teen
SEASON/SPOILERS: post Continuum
SUMMARY: Drabble where I dress them up in fangrrl squee.
WORD COUNT: 100

. . .

"Neo, pry Indiana Jones off Lara Croft," orders General Solo while handing me another Guinness.

"Yo, Tombraider." I give the long braid a tug. "Ready to frag some zombies?"

"How are we splitting into teams?" She wipes her mouth and returns the leather hat to Jackson, who casually covers his fly with it.

"Dunno. Military versus civilian? Shirts versus skins?"

"Chicks versus sticks." Seven of Nine, who'd been explaining light sabre physics to Mace Windu, hands Vala a Wii wand.

So me, Teal'c, Vala and Sam play "House of the Dead: Overkill" while Jackson and O'Neill watch and get drunker.

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