campylobacter: Geek Sexy Daniel (geek-sexy)
2015-03-02 06:21 pm

STARGATE FANFIC: Ready When You Get Back

TITLE: Ready When You Get Back [subtitle V is for VAH-fels]
SERIES: Part 2 of 3 for "Three Waitresses Daniel Never Met"
BETA-READER: oceania
CHARACTERS: Daniel Jackson, Nick Ballard, Oma Desala
RATING: G/K/FRC (all ages)
CATEGORY/GENRE: Angst; Time Travel Alphabet Soup; Episode Related

TIMELINE/SPOILERS: 2x04 "The Gamekeeper"; 3x21 "The Crystal Skull"; 8x18 "Threads"
ARCHIVE: send me a URL if you archive this so I can pimp your site
WORD COUNT: 1131

SUMMARY/SYNOPSIS/PREMISE: What if you could place a breakfast order 30 years into the future? "My grandfather brought me here after my parents' funeral. I had waffles."

NOTES: You really, really need to be familiar with "Threads", but I've listed the references/easter eggs at the end just in case you need a kick in the memory.

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The bell over the door makes a musical ring as he and his grandfather enter. Daniel hasn't eaten much of anything in two days, and is surprised when his mouth waters at the sweet scent of maple syrup. The aroma is the same as when his parents took him to a Rhode Island sugarhouse over a year ago, when the snow was beginning to melt.

 

 

The sign on the hostess podium says, "Please SEAT YOURSELF". A short, blonde, curly-haired waitress walks by with a plate of waffles and fruit. His grandfather spots an empty booth, and they each slide into a vinyl-covered bench the color of pea soup.

"H-how do you say 'waffles' in Nederlands, Grampa?"

"Nick."

Read more... )
campylobacter: battery operated fruitcake (fruitcake)
2014-11-09 06:52 pm

Stargate Fan Art: Daniel/Vala as Beauty & the Beast

I manipped this as an illustration for my Daniel/Vala story "Once Upon a Ha'tak". Vala's head is from episode 10x08 "Memento Mori", and Daniel's is from 9x02 "Avalon Part 2".

campylobacter: Geek Sexy Daniel (geek-sexy)
2014-10-16 11:51 am

Stargate SG-1 FIC: Muh Jell-O

TITLE: Muh Jell-O
SERIES: Part 1 of 3 for "Three Waitresses Daniel Never Met"
AUTHOR: [personal profile] campylobacter
RATING: General/All Audiences
WARNING: none apply
CATEGORY: episode tag; humor; Gen
PAIRINGS: none
WORD COUNT: 360
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
CHARACTERS: Daniel Jackson, the waitress from "Holiday"
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 2x17 "Holiday
SUMMARY/PREMISE: That awkward feeling when you walk into the wrong diner...

NOTES: Inspired by [personal profile] magnavox_23's wallpaper "Fred & Machello's Big Day Out!" for the Season Two Challenge at Event Horizons

Click here to read the story on LJ
Click here to read the story on AO3
Click here to read the story... )

Part 2: "Ready When You Get Back"

campylobacter: battery operated fruitcake (fruitcake)
2014-02-01 04:55 pm

PICSPAM: Who Does What Meme

Passed along from [personal profile] anna_sg1 's (F-locked) post over a year ago, only I'm answering it with screencaps for Daniel/Vala ;)

Picspam behind cut... )

PAIRING MEME: "Give me a pairing and I'll answer these questions for them"
  1. Who cooks normally?
  2. How often do they fight?
  3. What do they do when they’re away from each other?
  4. Nicknames for each other?
  5. Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
  6. Who steals the covers at night?
  7. What would they get each other for gifts?
  8. Who kissed who first?
  9. Who made the first move?
  10. Who remembers things?
  11. Who started the relationship?
  12. Who cusses more?
  13. What would they do if the other one was hurt?
Because I really can't do a simple meme without going deep into meta territory with multiple images for each question, I'll be posting my answer throughout the week. Because just those 2 questions took me FOREVER.
campylobacter: battery operated fruitcake (fruitcake)
2014-01-26 10:40 am

Daniel/Vala February 2014 Month of Love

Originally posted by [livejournal.com profile] anna_sg1 at 1.
[livejournal.com profile] daniel_vala's February is the Month of Love 2014 still has some free dates,

so sign up if you haven't for more Daniel/Vala awesomness!


Also, HAI! :D
I was planning on spending more time on LJ this year bc i still miss it.
campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)
2013-11-02 08:24 am

STARGATE FANFIC: Once Upon a Ha'tak

TITLE: Once Upon a Ha'tak
AUTHOR: [personal profile] campylobacter
BETA READER: [livejournal.com profile] oceania
RATING: PG-13/Teens
CATEGORY: Gen; Alternate Universe; crack fairy tale
CHARACTERS: Samantha Carter, Qetesh, Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson, Cameron Mitchell, Teal'c, Jack O'Neill
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: transition from Classic Team to New Team (Seasons 8, 9 & 10)
WORD COUNT: 1602
PROMPT: #29 Daniel and Vala. She first and foremost wanted to be his friend.



SUMMARY/PREMISE: Stargate SG-1 vs the Brothers Grimm version of Beauty & the Beast. For the 2013 [community profile] sg1friendathon Frenzy.


Click here to read on DW )
campylobacter: battery operated fruitcake (fruitcake)
2013-02-02 11:04 pm

STARGATE FANFIC: "The 2nd First Not Date" (rated PG-13/Teens)

TITLE: The Second First Not Date
AUTHOR campylobacter
RATING: PG-13/Teens
CATEGORY: Missing scene, episode tag
PAIRING: Daniel/Vala
CHARACTERS: Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran, Cameron Mitchell, Tomin
WORD COUNT: 1661
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 10x08 'Memento Mori; 8x18 'Threads'; The Ark of Truth 

 

SUMMARY/PREMISE: Daniel & Vala's Not Date from 'Memento Mori', written on Groundhog Day, time loop style. For the Daniel/Vala Month of Love 2013 at LiveJournal.

The waiter has finally left, and now it's just Daniel and Vala. She's exquisite sitting there across from him, her face aglow in the candlelight. He can't stop himself from wanting her to finally hear how he feels: "Listen—"

She leans forward just as he does, eager to tell him something. "Ah—"

Their words collide and they instantly stop, arresting a moment heavy with anticipation. He loves to hear her speak (even when she's badgering him to irritation) but he can't be sure whether what she has to say will derail his train of thought. She's rediscovered who she was before becoming a con artist and a Goa'uld host and a woman trapped in a marriage of convenience by forced pregnancy — perhaps a village lass who led a simple life?

"Oh," she breathes, seeming to realize the gravity of what he needs to say.

"Uh, lemme start," he offers, pointing to himself. If he doesn't say it now, he won't ever be able to say it.

Read more... )
campylobacter: i can haz metaphor? (metaphor)
2012-02-25 06:08 am

Vala's Handcuff Panties (NSFW; backside nudity)

Title: Vala's Handcuff Panties
Pairing: Daniel/Vala
Rating: R/Mature
Appropriate Warnings: backside nudity

Inspired by my Google search for the novelty underwear mentioned in the Daniel/Vala story Mardi Gras Mambo by [livejournal.com profile] spacegypsy1.
Vala un-cuffs Daniel


There's a bare backside BEHIND the cut; don't get fired for surfing slightly naughty content at work... )
campylobacter: battery operated fruitcake (fruitcake)
2012-02-01 02:59 am

STARGATE FANFIC: "New Life in New Dakara" 1/1 Daniel/Vala, rated PG/Kids

TITLE: New Life in New Dakara 1/1
AUTHOR: [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter
BETA-READERS: [livejournal.com profile] shakespherical, [livejournal.com profile] magnavox_23
RATING: PG/Kids
WARNING: so sugary, will cause instant tooth decay
CATEGORY: fluff, babyfic
WORD COUNT: 388
CHARACTERS: Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: post-Continuum
ALTERNATE ARCHIVE: at AO3
SUMMARY/PREMISE: That feeling you get when you wake up thinking someone you love is gone, but it was just a bad dream. Written for the [livejournal.com profile] daniel_vala 2012 Month of Love.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm really wrecked over what happened to Dakara in 10x7 Counterstrike, so I wanna see it rebuilt. (There's also a mediocre illustrative photo manip from a much better screengrab snurched from the MS Screen Cap Site by [livejournal.com profile] dankriss. The inspiration for the vignette came from an article about co-sleeping & bed-sharing.)

Click here to read the story... )
campylobacter: battery operated fruitcake (fruitcake)
2011-12-22 09:52 am

STARGATE FANFIC "Counting the Steps Back to Safe" 3/3 rated PG-13, Daniel/Vala

TITLE: Counting the Steps Back to Safe, Chapter 3 "They Tear You Away"
AUTHOR: [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter
BETA READER: [livejournal.com profile] shakespherical
RATING: PG-13/Teens
WARNING: no pr0nz :(
CATEGORY: angst, UST; missing scene
WORD COUNT: 688
CHARACTERS: Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson, Cameron Mitchell, Samantha Carter, Teal'c
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: Memento Mori missing scene
PROMPTS: for [livejournal.com profile] natalia5345 via the [livejournal.com profile] dv_exchange 2011 Fruitcake Exchange "Perfume & Promises" by Idina Menzel & "I'm pretty open to anything (especially anything angst!)"
SUMMARY/PREMISE: "The growing unfamiliarity of what she'd taken for granted as familiar unsettles her."
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story was Gen until my beta-reader smacked it around.

Read Chapter 3 "They Tear You Away" )

PREVIOUS
Read Chapter 1 "Capture & Bottle It"
Read Chapter 2 "Even When We're Unknowing"
campylobacter: battery operated fruitcake (fruitcake)
2011-12-22 09:32 am

STARGATE FANFIC "Counting the Steps Back to Safe" 2/3 rated PG-13, Daniel/Vala

TITLE: Counting the Steps Back to Safe, Chapter 2/3 "Even When We're Unknowing"
AUTHOR: [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter
BETA READER: [livejournal.com profile] shakespherical
RATING: PG-13/Teens
WARNING: no pr0nz :(
CATEGORY: angst, UST; missing scene
WORD COUNT: 1306
CHARACTERS: Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson, Cameron Mitchell, Samantha Carter, Teal'c
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: Memento Mori missing scene
PROMPTS: for [livejournal.com profile] natalia5345 via the [livejournal.com profile] dv_exchange 2011 Fruitcake Exchange "Perfume & Promises" by Idina Menzel & "I'm pretty open to anything (especially anything angst!)"
SUMMARY/PREMISE: "I may not remember everything right now, but I do remember how I felt about you."
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story is a pinch-hit fill, so I didn't have time to include all 4 song prompts.

Read Chapter 2 "Even When We're Unknowing" )

Read Chapter 1 "Capture & Bottle It"
Read Chapter 3 "They Tear You Away"
campylobacter: battery operated fruitcake (fruitcake)
2011-12-22 09:12 am

STARGATE FANFIC "Counting the Steps Back to Safe" 1/3 rated PG-13, Daniel/Vala

TITLE: Counting the Steps Back to Safe, Chapter 1 "Capture & Bottle It"
AUTHOR: [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter
BETA READER: [livejournal.com profile] shakespherical
RATING: PG-13/Teens
WARNING: no pr0nz :(
CATEGORY: angst, UST; missing scene
WORD COUNT: 645 (all 3 chapters total 2351 words)
CHARACTERS: Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson, Cameron Mitchell, Samantha Carter, Teal'c, Carolyn Lam
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: Memento Mori missing scene
PROMPTS: for [livejournal.com profile] natalia5345 via the [livejournal.com profile] dv_exchange 2011 Fruitcake Exchange "Perfume & Promises" by Idina Menzel & "I'm pretty open to anything (especially anything angst!)"
SUMMARY/PREMISE: "There's a clear path to freedom in the span of a dozen footsteps, and no one's in sight to stop her."
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I lost a limb feeding your angst monster, Nat.


Read Chapter 1 "Capture & Bottle It" )
Read Chapter 2 "Even When We're Unknowing"
Read Chapter 3 "They Tear You Away"
campylobacter: Jack, I'm pregnant. (MPREG)
2011-10-18 05:00 pm

STARGATE FANFIC "Solitudes Redux" 1/1 rated R Jack/Daniel

TITLE: Solitudes Redux 1/1
AUTHOR: [personal profile] campylobacter
PAIRING: Jack/Daniel
RATING: R/Mature/FRT (language, sexual subject matter)
CATEGORY/GENRE: AU, episode-related; action/adventure, hurt/comfort
WORD COUNT: 3449
CHARACTERS: Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson; Teal'c, Samantha Carter
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: 1x18 "Solitudes"
PROMPTS: [community profile] jd_ficathon for [livejournal.com profile] elder_bonnie A snow planet, Daniel-whump, separated and frozen, no higher than soft R, no character death

SUMMARY/SYNOPSIS/PREMISE: What if Daniel had been stranded in Antarctica with Jack in 1x18 'Solitudes'?

NOTES: Thought this'd be easy dialog-switching, but then I started considering how events would've truly diverged in a chaos-theory multiverse sort of way. Brief reference to Jack/Sara, Daniel/Sha're; surreal UST reference to Sam/Jack, Teal'c/Jack. (Dear Brad Wright: wormholes are not telephone signals kthxbai.)

Kawoosh holes BEHIND the Stargate?
Read more... )
campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)
2011-09-09 12:22 pm

STARGATE FANFIC: "Olfactophilia" (Daniel/Vala) 1/1 NC-17/Adult

TITLE: Olfactophilia 1/1
AUTHOR: [personal profile] campylobacter/[livejournal.com profile] campylobacter
BETA-READERS: Many thanks to [personal profile] magnavox_23/[livejournal.com profile] magnavox_23 for early story consultation, & to [personal profile] shakespherical/[livejournal.com profile] shakespherical for taking a righteous machete to the final draft.
PAIRING: Daniel/Vala
RATING: NC-17/Adult/FRAO (sexually explicit)
CATEGORY/GENRE: smut; missing scene
DATE: 9 September 2011
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: 9x04 "The Ties That Bind"
ARCHIVE: permission granted; drop me a URL after you archive so I can link to it
WORD COUNT: 1096
DISCLAIMER: MGM heartily doesn't endorse unauthorized, pornographic derivative works of content it owns but refuses to continue with more movies.

NOTES: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] one_prompt Summer Extravaganza 2011 "Breathe". Raunchiest thing I've ever written for Stargate, but with a hint of vanilla overtones.

SUMMARY/SYNOPSIS/PREMISE: Vala left a little something behind in Daniel's bed before he kicked her out.

Read more (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!) ... )
campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
2011-08-23 03:29 am

STARGATE SG-1 FIC: Faulty System (Daniel, Vala, Radek) rated PG-13

Title: Faulty System
Author: [personal profile] campylobacter
Beta-Reader: [personal profile] shakespherical (who prevented my Zelenka from sounding like Pavel Chekov)
Fandoms:
Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis
Word count:
1333
Rating/Warning: Teens/PG-13 (sexual content)
Timeline: immediately after last scene of SG-1 10x03 "Pegasus Project"
Prompt: Daniel, Vala, Zelenka; "faulty system" for the [community profile] sg1friendathon
Category: Gen; episode tag to SG-1 10x3 "Pegasus Project"/missing scene prior to SGA 5x10 "First Contact";
Premise: Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran & Radek Zelenka discover something awkward & unexpected in the Atlantis holographic archives.

Author's Note: My attempt to explain why Daniel changed his glasses in SG-1 10x08 "Memento Mori", and why Daniel was so nonchalant with Rodney about Janus's lovers in SGA 5x10 "First Contact".

Read "Faulty System"... )

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campylobacter: campy's porn shack (Stargate)
2011-07-23 08:07 pm

FANVID REC: "Turn to Stone: A Science Fiction Tribute" by valamd

Shaking & crying. This fanvid is gorgeous & beautiful. This is why we geeks prefer science fiction to mainstream fare — epic moments are more epic.
  1. Battlestar Galactica
  2. Doctor Who
  3. Dollhouse
  4. Farscape
  5. Firefly
  6. Fringe
  7. Haven
  8. Lost
  9. Supernatural
  10. Stargate SG-1
  11. Stargate Atlantis
  12. Stargate Universe


campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)
2011-06-15 11:59 pm

STARGATE FANFIC: "Forward Distortion" 1/20 Daniel/Vala (NC-17/Adult)

faux Fandemonium book coverTITLE: "Forward Distortion: The Day We Have"
AUTHOR: [personal profile] campylobacter
EDITORS: [personal profile] hummingfly67 , shakespherical
STORY & CANON CONSULTANTS: [personal profile] cleothemuse , lc59
FRENCH PROOFREADER: lusitanianotter
BANNER & WALLPAPER MANIPS: [personal profile] eilidh17 , csichick-2
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
PAIRINGS: Daniel/Vala (other pairings require het or slash goggles, available for purchase at any fine department store)
RATING: NC-17/Adult (violence; language; sexual situations; individual chapters specify content ratings)
STATUS: serialized
SPOILERS: SG-1 (Crusade, Flesh and Blood, Shell Game {audio book}, Unending, Ark of Truth) SGA (First Contact/The Lost Tribe)
TIMELINE: post-SGU "Air" (Col. Carter commands the USS Hammond.)
ARCHIVE: Permission granted; drop me a URL if, for some reason, you aren't afraid to archive it -- I'll link to it from my blog.
CATEGORY/GENRE: Action/Adventure, Team; Romance, Het, First Time
WORD COUNT: 20,000+

PREMISE/SUMMARY: The former team members of SG-1 reunite on Col. Samantha Carter's USS Hammond to bring the Ark of Truth to a remote planet off the Stargate network where a renegade Prior is rumored to enslave the population in the production of kassa. Along the way, Sam's tests on the Ark cause disturbing side effects involving dreams of events that Teal'c won't corroborate. And of course once SG-1 reaches the planet, Vala confronts someone from her past, while Daniel must helplessly watch as things don't go according to plan...

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Originally inspired by the prompt "Sometimes I think to myself, 'This is it... This is going to be the day we have a nice, sane, boring mission.'" at one_prompt, but it grew beyond the deadline and is now big enough for the 2011 Big Bang of stargate-summer / [community profile] stargate_summer . Although this story includes the villain & spoilers for the Stargate SG-1 audio book "Shell Game" and the Stargate Atlantis episodes "First Contact/The Lost Tribe", you need not have heard/seen them to follow the plot.

Read the Prologue... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (hold on)
2011-06-02 05:41 am

STARGATE FANFIC: "Big Mistake" 3/3 (Rated NC-17/Adult)

"Big Mistake Part 3: Proclaiming the Ephemeral Beauty"
AUTHOR: [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter 
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
PAIRINGS: Daniel/Vala (references to Daniel/Sha're, Vala/Tomin)
CHARACTERS: (this part) Hank Landry, Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson
RATING: NC-17/Adult (see warnings)
WARNINGS: Serious triggers for references to abortion & miscarriage
STATUS: complete
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: Vala backstory; 10x20 Unending
ARCHIVE: Permission granted; drop me a URL if, for some reason, you aren't afraid to archive it -- I'll link to it from my blog.
CATEGORY/GENRE: Angst, darkfic, missing scenes
SERIES: "Big Mistake" for [livejournal.com profile] one_prompt "I think we made a big mistake"
WORD COUNT: 611/1897
SUMMARY: Missing scenes from Crusade, Prometheus Unbound, and Unending, connected by a subject women don't speak of in public.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Mentions here of Jacek & Inago, not exactly the most wonderful characters you've ever met. Also, I'm using the DVD commentaries to interpret The Daniel/Vala Hurt/Comfort Scene in Unending.

Previously:
Part 1: Corned Piggot
Part 2: Survival by Symbiont
Daniel holds crying Vala in Unending

Caveat lector... )
campylobacter: my sweet (Qetesh)
2011-06-02 05:14 am

STARGATE FANFIC: "Big Mistake" 2/3 (Rated PG-13/Teens)

"Big Mistake Part 2: Survival by Symbiont"
AUTHOR: [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter 
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
PAIRINGS: Daniel/Vala (reference to Daniel/Sha're in Parts 2 & 3)
CHARACTERS: (this part) Vala Mal Doran, a Tok'ra, Daniel Jackson, Lindsey Novak, George Hammond, Sha're
RATING: (this part) PG-13/Teens (see warnings)
WARNINGS: mild triggers for references to torture, execution, extreme medical injury
STATUS: complete
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: Vala backstory; 8x12 Prometheus Unbound, 9x19 Crusade, 10x20 Unending
ARCHIVE: Permission granted; drop me a URL if, for some reason, you aren't afraid to archive it -- I'll link to it from my blog.
CATEGORY/GENRE: Angst, darkfic, missing scenes
SERIES: "Big Mistake" for [livejournal.com profile] one_prompt "I think we made a big mistake"
WORD COUNT: 714/1897
SUMMARY: Missing scenes from Crusade, Prometheus Unbound, and Unending, connected by a subject women don't speak of in public.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This part's much less triggery (unless techno-jargon squicks you) and borderline Gen. Previous: Chapter 1: Corned Piggot
 
Read Part 2 "Survival by Symbiont"... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (hold on)
2011-06-02 04:12 am

STARGATE FANFIC: "Big Mistake" 1/3 (Rated NC-17/Adult)

"Big Mistake Part 1: Corned Piggot "
AUTHOR: [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter 
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
PAIRINGS: Daniel/Vala (reference to Vala/Tomin in this part)
CHARACTERS: (this part) Vala Mal Doran, Denya, Seevis
RATING: NC-17/Adult (see warnings)
WARNINGS: Serious triggers for references to prostitution, abortion, miscarriage, extreme medical injury, ableist pejorative
STATUS: complete
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: Vala backstory; 8x12 Prometheus Unbound, 9x19 Crusade, 10x20 Unending
ARCHIVE: Permission granted; drop me a URL if, for some reason, you aren't afraid to archive it -- I'll link to it from my blog.
CATEGORY/GENRE: Angst, darkfic, missing scenes
SERIES: "Big Mistake" for [livejournal.com profile] one_prompt "I think we made a big mistake"
WORD COUNT: 566/1897
SUMMARY: Missing scenes from Crusade, Prometheus Unbound, and Unending, connected by a subject women don't speak of in public.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm not gonna blame you if you don't read past the 1st sentence, refuse to comment, or leave me anonymous wank for this. THIS IS NOT FICTION FOR CHILDREN. The restricted rating isn't for porn or violence; it's for some heavily adult topics & women's issues. Un-beta'd because I started this 1 day before the deadline & published late. (For what it's worth, it does have a happy ending...)
Denya & Vala share a meal in the tavern

Caveat lector... )