campylobacter: Are you going to take off these cuffs, or do I have to do this with my tongue? (tongue)
TITLE - Crucified Toad (5/5 Chapters)
AUTHOR - [info]campylobacter  
EMAIL - campyspornshack at gmail d o t com
RATING - PG-13 (language)
GOSSAMER CATEGORY - T (Adventure)
SPOILERS - Little Green Men
KEYWORDS - Pre-XF
SUMMARY - 10-year-old Scully shows a 12-year-old boy her secret hideout. Who is he, and why is he so mysterious? I challenged myself to write Mulder & Sully meeting as kids, yet preserve future canon.
TIMELINE - set on Sunday, June 16, 1974; Father's Day
EPISODES - Space, Little Green Men, One Breath, Piper Maru, Christmas Carol
SEQUEL - The Pilot episode of The X-Files is the sequel.
DISCLAIMER - My cat eats lawyers.
FINISHED SIZE - 38k / 6397 words

Magic 8 Ball
Read Chapter 5: Be Here Tomorrow )
campylobacter: SEX GOD Frohike (SEX GOD)
TITLE - Crucified Toad (4/5 Chapters)
AUTHOR - [info]campylobacter 
EMAIL - campyspornshack at gmail d o t com
RATING - PG-13 (language)
GOSSAMER CATEGORY - T (Adventure)
SPOILERS - Little Green Men
KEYWORDS - Pre-XF
SUMMARY - 10-year-old Scully shows a 12-year-old boy her secret hideout. Who is he, and why is he so mysterious? I challenged myself to write Mulder & Sully meeting as kids, yet preserve future canon.
TIMELINE - set on Sunday, June 16, 1974; Father's Day
EPISODES - Space, Little Green Men, One Breath, Piper Maru, Christmas Carol
SEQUEL - The Pilot episode of The X-Files is the sequel.
DISCLAIMER - My cat eats lawyers.
FINISHED SIZE - 38k / 6397 words

mutant toad
Read 4: By Unwelcome Degrees )
campylobacter: Are you going to take off these cuffs, or do I have to do this with my tongue? (tongue)
young Mulder
TITLE - Crucified Toad (3/5 Chapters)
AUTHOR -
campylobacter
EMAIL - campyspornshack at gmail d o t com
RATING - PG-13 (language)
GOSSAMER CATEGORY - T (Adventure)
SPOILERS - Little Green Men
KEYWORDS - Pre-XF
SUMMARY - 10-year-old Scully shows a 12-year-old boy her secret hideout. Who is he, and why is he so mysterious? I challenged myself to write Mulder & Sully meeting as kids, yet preserve future canon.
TIMELINE - set on Sunday, June 16, 1974; Father's Day
EPISODES - Space, Little Green Men, One Breath, Piper Maru, Christmas Carol
SEQUEL - The Pilot episode of The X-Files is the sequel.
DISCLAIMER - My cat eats lawyers.
FINISHED SIZE - 38k / 6397 words

Read Chapter 3: A Big Coffin )
campylobacter: SEX GOD Frohike (SEX GOD)
young Dana Scully
TITLE - Crucified Toad (2/5 Chapters)
AUTHOR - [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter 
EMAIL - campyspornshack at gmail d o t com
RATING - PG-13/Teens (language)
GOSSAMER CATEGORY - T (Adventure)
SPOILERS - Little Green Men
KEYWORDS - Pre-XF
SUMMARY - 10-year-old Scully shows a 12-year-old boy her secret hideout. Who is he, and why is he so mysterious? I challenged myself to write Mulder & Sully meeting as kids, yet preserve future canon.
STORY TIMELINE - Sunday, June 16, 1974, Father's Day
EPISODES - Space, Little Green Men, One Breath, Piper Maru, Christmas Carol
SEQUEL -The Pilot episode of The X-Files is the sequel.
DISCLAIMER - My cat eats lawyers.
SIZE - 38k / 6397 words

read Chapter 2: The Mention of her Name )
campylobacter: Are you going to take off these cuffs, or do I have to do this with my tongue? (tongue)
culvert illustration
TITLE - Crucified Toad (1/5 Chapters)
AUTHOR - campylobacter
EMAIL - campyspornshack at gmail d o t com
RATING - PG-13/Teens (language)
GOSSAMER CATEGORY - T (Adventure)
SPOILERS - Little Green Men
KEYWORDS - Pre-XF
SUMMARY - 10-year-old Scully shows a 12-year-old boy her secret hideout. Who is he, and why is he so mysterious? I challenged myself to write Mulder & Sully meeting as kids, yet preserve future canon.
STORY TIMELINE - Sunday, June 16, 1974, Father's Day
EPISODES - Space, Little Green Men, One Breath, Piper Maru, Christmas Carol
SEQUEL -The Pilot episode of The X-Files is the sequel.
DISCLAIMER - My cat eats lawyers.  
SIZE - 38k / 6397 words
DEDICATION - To Xandria and her request for me to develop this idea
AUTHOR'S NOTE - "The whole idea behind the show was kids acting the way kids really act.... it's children who are all corrupt and you sort of learn to be a decent human being hopefully by the time you grow up." -- SOUTH PARK co-creator Trey Parker. Beta-read 6 years ago by the lovely and talented MaybeAmanda, who pointed out a kink in my timeline that I've only just finally resolved!

Chapter 1: False Silence )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (Default)
Scully the blushing pride

TITLE: Wedding Fit for a Princess (1/1)
AUTHOR: [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter  
RATING: G
CATEGORY: MSRH
SPOILERS: your dinner, and The Truth
PAIRINGS: Mulder/Scully, Margaret Scully/Skinner, Doggett/Reyes
ARCHIVED: FanFiction.net, campy's porn shack, Gossamer, Archive of Our Own
NOMINATED: Humor Category 2003 Spooky Awards

SUMMARY: Scully and Mulder gets married.

WORD COUNT: 1108

DISCLAIMER: I'm breaking the law here. Someone arrest me.

Wedding Fit for a Princess )

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on

Wedding Fit for a Princess )

campylobacter: Are you going to take off these cuffs, or do I have to do this with my tongue? (tongue)
TITLE - 'Shippers in the Night
AUTHOR - [personal profile] campylobacter
RATING - PG
CATEGORY - filk (song parody)
SPOILERS - The X-Files Movie
SUMMARY - based on "Strangers in the Night"

DEDICATED TO - In memoriam, Frank Sinatra
AUTHOR'S NOTES - Originally written in May 1998 after Folie à Deux aired, revised to conform to Season 9


'Shippers in the night
Dissecting glances
Watching in the night
For varied chances
They'd find UST
Before the night was through

Scully's big blue eyes
So telegenic
Mulder's spooky mind
So schizophrenic
Held those fans enthralled
Who hoped to see them screw

Agents in the night
Abstaining people who would not their love requite
Until the moment that the mytharc sank the show
Little did they know
Lust was not a film away
A cash-producing realm away

Anticipate delight
(Sure, fine, whatever)
Partners at first sight
CC's too clever
Hope that bee won't bite
Those 'shippers in the night

Doodie doobie doo
Doo doo doo dee da
Da da da da da ya ya ya

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