campylobacter: Jack, I'm pregnant. (MPREG)
2015-01-21 10:15 pm
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we lost sid :(




[personal profile] sid wrote a LOT of Stargate fic spanning various pairings & genres. Here are but a few...


campylobacter: battery operated fruitcake (fruitcake)
2014-02-01 04:55 pm

PICSPAM: Who Does What Meme

Passed along from [personal profile] anna_sg1 's (F-locked) post over a year ago, only I'm answering it with screencaps for Daniel/Vala ;)

Picspam behind cut... )

PAIRING MEME: "Give me a pairing and I'll answer these questions for them"
  1. Who cooks normally?
  2. How often do they fight?
  3. What do they do when they’re away from each other?
  4. Nicknames for each other?
  5. Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
  6. Who steals the covers at night?
  7. What would they get each other for gifts?
  8. Who kissed who first?
  9. Who made the first move?
  10. Who remembers things?
  11. Who started the relationship?
  12. Who cusses more?
  13. What would they do if the other one was hurt?
Because I really can't do a simple meme without going deep into meta territory with multiple images for each question, I'll be posting my answer throughout the week. Because just those 2 questions took me FOREVER.
campylobacter: battery operated fruitcake (fruitcake)
2014-01-26 10:40 am

Daniel/Vala February 2014 Month of Love

Originally posted by [livejournal.com profile] anna_sg1 at 1.
[livejournal.com profile] daniel_vala's February is the Month of Love 2014 still has some free dates,

so sign up if you haven't for more Daniel/Vala awesomness!


Also, HAI! :D
I was planning on spending more time on LJ this year bc i still miss it.
campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)
2013-11-02 08:24 am

STARGATE FANFIC: Once Upon a Ha'tak

TITLE: Once Upon a Ha'tak
AUTHOR: [personal profile] campylobacter
BETA READER: [livejournal.com profile] oceania
RATING: PG-13/Teens
CATEGORY: Gen; Alternate Universe; crack fairy tale
CHARACTERS: Samantha Carter, Qetesh, Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson, Cameron Mitchell, Teal'c, Jack O'Neill
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: transition from Classic Team to New Team (Seasons 8, 9 & 10)
WORD COUNT: 1602
PROMPT: #29 Daniel and Vala. She first and foremost wanted to be his friend.



SUMMARY/PREMISE: Stargate SG-1 vs the Brothers Grimm version of Beauty & the Beast. For the 2013 [community profile] sg1friendathon Frenzy.


Click here to read on DW )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (HUGS)
2013-03-02 12:00 pm
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Corin Nemec's femur not healing

STARGATESTARGATE ACTOR TWEETS FANDOM RESPONDS TO OBAMA'S "Jedi mind meld" gaffe MISC
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (HATERZ)
2013-02-22 12:00 pm
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Hathor flirts with Apophis & Ba'al

STARGATEWilliam Shatner comforts Wil Wheaton after a failed audition
  • Thu, 21:54: RT @WilliamShatner: @wilw Don't ever sell yourself short. If they don't want you it is their loss not yours. You are very talented. Remember that. My best, Bill

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit FAILCats
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (HATERZ)
2013-02-20 12:00 pm
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Peter DeLuise, Lexa Doig VS asshats

STARGATEFANDOMLULZmore randomness... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (awesome)
2013-01-07 11:03 am

PIMPING: Women of Stargate January Challenge

Originally posted by [livejournal.com profile] rachel500 at Announcement: January Challenge
Women of the Gate January Challenge
What can I post in this challenge?  Any kind of fan work (fics, vids, art, podfic). It must follow the rules of [livejournal.com profile] gate_women and be somehow related to the theme of Beginnings. Links to recommendations are also welcome.

Is there a time limit? Great if you can post within January but you can post any time through 2013.

You say the theme is Beginnings but what do you mean?  Some ideas...your art may focus on the beginning of a friendship/relationship, beginning a new job/role, or the beginning of a series or a character within the franchise

Do I need to sign-up?  No, but you will need to join as a member to post to [livejournal.com profile] gate_women


campylobacter: my sweet (Qetesh)
2012-10-17 12:00 pm

Uh oh

  • Tue, 12:11: I should have insisted he get medical attention sooner instead of having to call 911 when it reached his brain. :(
  • Tue, 12:12: All the nurses & doctors here are been fabulous.
  • Tue, 14:52: UPDATE Mr. Campy's sepsis due to pneumonia & early bladder infection. Altered mental state due to low sodium. Will b in hosp 2 days at least
  • Tue, 14:53: Thanks for all the Twitter well wishes. <3 I love you guys. You're the best. :D Especially when we don't have family here in San Diego.
STARGATE
Mitt Romney's Gaffe
campylobacter: ::iz ded:: (iz-ded)
2012-10-15 05:17 am

STARGATE FANFIC: J is for Jonas Hanson, PG-13

TITLE: J is for Jonas Hanson 1/1
AUTHOR:

[personal profile] campylobacter 
PAIRING: Gen, but references Samantha Carter/Jonas Hanson
RATING: PG-13/Teens/FRT (mild language)
CATEGORY/GENRE: pre-canon
CHARACTERS: Jonas Hanson, Samantha Carter, Jack O'Neill
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: heavy references to 1x05 "The First Commandment"
ARCHIVED: also at AO3
WORD COUNT: 608

DISCLAIMER: Hey MGM, gimme the rights to the Stargate franchise if you're not gonna do anything with them anymore.

SUMMARY: A brief tribute to the man Sam Carter was engaged to, told from his point of view. (For the SG-1 Gen Fic Day "SGC Alphabet Soup" October 2012 anthology.)


 

Read the story... )

 

campylobacter: campy's porn shack (fear)
2012-06-24 02:57 am

Samantha Carter: Mary Sue or Role Model?

In the same mimetic vein as the entry posted by fanfic author & friend [livejournal.com profile] lolmac Looking for Daniel in all the right places wherein she asks for advice from "ardent Jacksonians" about how to write Daniel, and what's good or bad in the way he's depicted in canon & in fanfic, I'm asking the Samantha-stans, Carter-istas, Sam-fanatics & Stargate fans on my F-List (anons, too!):

How do you write Sam Carter in character?

I've been STUCK on TWO fan fiction stories in which I can't resist writing from this amazing military astrophysicist's PoV, but am having major anxiety that I might get her wrong.
  1. What is it about Sam that you love?
  2. What makes you squee?
  3. What do you most love to see her do?
  4. What are the elements of a Sam story that you love the most?
  5. What do you really like seeing her do in fic? On the show? Both?
  6. What is the most epic of Sam WIN?
  7. What annoys and pisses you off when you see it in fan fiction?
  8. What are the stupid/shallow/careless misinterpretations of Sam that must be avoided?
  9. What qualifies as Sam!Fail?
  10. Any other pointers, tips, criticisms, & pet peeves also welcome!

RELATED: Meta: The Evolution of Samantha Carter (or Why I Love Sam) by [livejournal.com profile] rachel500
http://rachel500.livejournal.com/165064.html
campylobacter: my sweet (Qetesh)
2012-04-30 07:46 am

Joel Goldsmith, beloved Stargate TV series composer, dies

Such sad news: Joel Goldsmith, 54, composer of Stargate TV music for SG-1, Stargate Atlantis & Stargate: Universe, has ascended to the Choir Invisible. This was first announced on the GateWorld Twitter feed.

Joel Goldsmith took the original David Arnold score from the 1994 Stargate movie and built an aural universe from it, full of hope, tragedy, loss, humor, joy and most importantly a sense of wonder -- the very core of what makes science fiction so appealing. The 3 of his CDs which I've imported into my iTunes library have been replayed SO MANY TIMES that the playcounts for EACH track, number between 136-303. His music is the background to my fanfic reading & writing. Goldsmith's music makes the moments I watch SG-1 & SGA so much more visceral. His recurring themes are characters unto themselves. I mourn his passing; his music lives forever in my heart & ears.

Stargate SG-1 "Ascension" Theme from "Meridian": A spare, simple harp ostinato with flute & strings accompanies Daniel Jackson on his journey from this plane to another.


Stargate Atlantis: "Atlantis Takes Flight": This inspiring march for brass, strings & woodwinds SOARS as the sleeping city emerges from the ocean; always gives me chills.



Stargate SG-1 Continuum "New Identities": This poignant musical portrait of isolation & patience describes how it feels to be wrenched from almost everything you love.


Stargate: Universe "Long Journey": Possibly the last piece Goldsmith composed for the Stargate franchise, it's a piano piece describing latent promise, with a cello underscoring the sadness of the farewell, plus a violin lending a bright echo of hope.

campylobacter: i can haz metaphor? (metaphor)
2012-02-25 06:08 am

Vala's Handcuff Panties (NSFW; backside nudity)

Title: Vala's Handcuff Panties
Pairing: Daniel/Vala
Rating: R/Mature
Appropriate Warnings: backside nudity

Inspired by my Google search for the novelty underwear mentioned in the Daniel/Vala story Mardi Gras Mambo by [livejournal.com profile] spacegypsy1.
Vala un-cuffs Daniel


There's a bare backside BEHIND the cut; don't get fired for surfing slightly naughty content at work... )
campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
2012-02-13 10:21 am

STARGATE FANFIC: 'A Weightless Creature of Air' 2/2 Cam/Vala rated R

TITLE: A Weightless Creature of Air 2/2
AUTHOR: [personal profile] campylobacter
RATING: R/Mature
WARNING: sexy times
CATEGORY: missing scene, PWP, porn
WORD COUNT: 1214
PAIRING: Cam/Vala
CHARACTERS: Vala Mal Doran, Cameron Mitchell
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 9x04 "The Ties That Bind" missing scene
PROMPTS: "cunnilingus", "tender" & "rushed"
SUMMARY/PREMISE: Where did Vala get that outfit she wore to Washington DC in "The Ties That Bind"?
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Because [personal profile] virkatjol requested it!

Chapter 2: At Least One

Read Chapter 2... )
campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
2012-02-13 10:21 am

STARGATE FANFIC: 'A Weightless Creature of Air' 1/2 Cam/Vala rated R


TITLE: A Weightless Creature of Air 1/2
AUTHOR: [personal profile] campylobacter
RATING: R/Mature
WARNING: sexy times
CATEGORY: missing scene, PWP, porn
WORD COUNT: 1214
PAIRING: Cam/Vala
CHARACTERS: Vala Mal Doran, Cameron Mitchell
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 9x04 "The Ties That Bind" missing scene
PROMPTS: "cunnilingus", "tender" & "rushed"
SUMMARY/PREMISE: Where did Vala get that outfit she wore to Washington DC in "The Ties That Bind"?
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Because [personal profile] virkatjol requested it!

Chapter 1: This Dangerous Woman

Read Chapter 1... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (kino porn)
2011-10-16 11:35 pm
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Community Promo: SG_Delights for Adult-rated Stargate Fan Art

THE PORN MUST FLOW

[livejournal.com profile] eilidh17 and [livejournal.com profile] magnavox_23 have started a new members-only LiveJournal community for Stargate graphics fanworks with a mature/adult rating: [livejournal.com profile] sg_delights

Photo manipulations, digital art & traditional art WELCOME. All characters, pairings (het, slash, poly) WELCOME. Artists and appreciators of erotic artwork WELCOME.

i can haz Janet solo? Jack/Thor? Ba'al/Sam? Jennifer/Ronon? Jack/Daniel/Vala? Teal'c/Cam? Elizabeth/Teyla? Adria/Daniel? John/Rodney? Aw heck, if there's at least partial nudity involving anyone, I'm there.


Click to JOIN


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campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)
2011-09-09 12:22 pm

STARGATE FANFIC: "Olfactophilia" (Daniel/Vala) 1/1 NC-17/Adult

TITLE: Olfactophilia 1/1
AUTHOR: [personal profile] campylobacter/[livejournal.com profile] campylobacter
BETA-READERS: Many thanks to [personal profile] magnavox_23/[livejournal.com profile] magnavox_23 for early story consultation, & to [personal profile] shakespherical/[livejournal.com profile] shakespherical for taking a righteous machete to the final draft.
PAIRING: Daniel/Vala
RATING: NC-17/Adult/FRAO (sexually explicit)
CATEGORY/GENRE: smut; missing scene
DATE: 9 September 2011
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: 9x04 "The Ties That Bind"
ARCHIVE: permission granted; drop me a URL after you archive so I can link to it
WORD COUNT: 1096
DISCLAIMER: MGM heartily doesn't endorse unauthorized, pornographic derivative works of content it owns but refuses to continue with more movies.

NOTES: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] one_prompt Summer Extravaganza 2011 "Breathe". Raunchiest thing I've ever written for Stargate, but with a hint of vanilla overtones.

SUMMARY/SYNOPSIS/PREMISE: Vala left a little something behind in Daniel's bed before he kicked her out.

Read more (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!) ... )
campylobacter: my sweet (Qetesh)
2011-09-06 09:10 pm
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2011 GATEFIC AWARDS deadline 17 Sept

It's time to knuckle down and
MARK YOUR BALLOTS
for the best Stargate fanworks of 2011 in the GateFic Awards.
Voting closes Saturday 17 September!
Sam Carter celebrating fandom

There's a countdown timer on the Gatefic website to keep you on track,
but don't wait too long...
this year's awards will be over before you know it!

Questions?
campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
2011-08-23 03:29 am

STARGATE SG-1 FIC: Faulty System (Daniel, Vala, Radek) rated PG-13

Title: Faulty System
Author: [personal profile] campylobacter
Beta-Reader: [personal profile] shakespherical (who prevented my Zelenka from sounding like Pavel Chekov)
Fandoms:
Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis
Word count:
1333
Rating/Warning: Teens/PG-13 (sexual content)
Timeline: immediately after last scene of SG-1 10x03 "Pegasus Project"
Prompt: Daniel, Vala, Zelenka; "faulty system" for the [community profile] sg1friendathon
Category: Gen; episode tag to SG-1 10x3 "Pegasus Project"/missing scene prior to SGA 5x10 "First Contact";
Premise: Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran & Radek Zelenka discover something awkward & unexpected in the Atlantis holographic archives.

Author's Note: My attempt to explain why Daniel changed his glasses in SG-1 10x08 "Memento Mori", and why Daniel was so nonchalant with Rodney about Janus's lovers in SGA 5x10 "First Contact".

Read "Faulty System"... )

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campylobacter: campy's porn shack (SNAP!)
2011-07-17 09:13 am

Stargate Atlantis Movie Script an Audio Book?

Joe Mallozzi reveals more of the first 10 minutes of the screenplay he & Paul Mullie wrote for the Stargate Atlantis movie that Brad Wright couldn't get MGM to greenlight. He also posits the possibility of it being made into a printed novel, graphic novel, or a "radio play".

Hell freaken YEAH get Big Finish to make this an audio book! Especially if Torri Higginson gets to appear in the timey-wimey plot. (Wait, they really like their time-travel direct-to-DVD screenplays, don't they?)

Hypothetically spoilery Stargate Atlantis spoilers... )