PissyFace!Daniel is not amused by your sarcasm

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• Mon, 21:48: Scheherazade was actually into slash! "Her lips part as his shaft lazily thickens." @Oglaf http://t.co/WlxiOqy
• Mon, 21:52: RT @Alyssa_Milano: 6 Lies About the Human Body You Learned in Kindergarten: http://bit.ly/qOvx4q
• Mon, 21:58: "Dialogue! You're still filling me with your unrealistic narration!! It must have failed some more, I can read it all… http://j.mp/qPB7Kx
• Mon, 22:05: WHAT IN THE FRESH HELL IS UP WITH @LiveJournal's header? http://t.co/UTWVIqe
• Mon, 22:16: RT @Shepsgirl: @RainbowFrancks. Anaconda in my pants. #improvefilmytitlesbyaddinginmypants
• Mon, 22:20: Snakes on a Plane in My Pants @RainbowFrancks #improvemovietitlesbyaddinginmypants
• Mon, 22:22: Goblet of Fire in My Pants #improvemovietitlesbyaddinginmypants @RainbowFrancks
• Mon, 22:37: It was more positive and less sensationalistic than other mainstream articles I've seen. http://j.mp/ruuw0t
• Tue, 00:42: PissyFace!Daniel is not amused by your sarcasm. http://j.mp/pM44hd
• Tue, 07:47: When AO3 Tweeted about that XKCD, spuffyduds   wrote a 4-word ficlet in response http://j.mp/pGB3Hu
• Tue, 10:44: Rupert Murdoch, have you been having phones hacked in the US, Australia & Asia also, to keep politicians in your back pocket? #BSkyB #empire
• Tue, 12:00: When the hell did light bulb efficiency become political? #USCongress #politics #WTF http://t.co/l4qcy0Z