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Sat, 12:26: I'm masturbating to Orgasm @GetGlue #porn
Sat, 13:12: DH = Designated Hitter http://j.mp/qXgKRZ
Sat, 14:58: Does anyone know if Garrison Uniform John Sheppard action figure comes with a piece of Ancient Chair? #StargateAtlantis
Sat, 15:01: How Does a Daddy Long-Legs Make a Life? #sillyGermanGuy http://t.co/8T2Q8aXf
Sat, 15:29: Alpha Gate: no S6. Helio: no porn. Helio 2: no slash. AllDanielFic: no SGA. Area 52: no het. @ao3org: all fandoms, all pairings, all ratings
Sat, 16:00: RT @ClaudiaBOnline: More than 4 minutes of audio narrated by Claudia Black in the new trailer of 'Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning': http:/ ...
Sat, 17:10: When I see "underage sex" in a story header, it's not the same to me as "sex between minors". Underage implies older person w/a younger one.
Sat, 17:23: So if I want to write a story about teen!Vala losing her virginity to an AU teen!Daniel, it's not 'underage'; it's 'sex between minors'.
Sat, 17:31: RT @livehewlett: Flipping between twitter, facebook & google+ is crazy, but it makes me feel very productive, in a very unproductive way.
Sat, 17:59: My own little Internet Troll! I will name him George & I will hug him & pet him & squeeze him! http://t.co/xDbWKCNh

Sat, 18:01: RT @BrentSpiner: Went skiing today. Not so good without snow.
Sat, 18:10: It's sadly apt that someone who performs colonoscopies is full of shit, although lacking the initiative to talk about … http://j.mp/n31b3W
Sat, 18:43: Wish we hadn't canceled cable TV so I could watch #Morlocks starring @livehewlett http://t.co/7W6QTlOH
Sat, 19:08: RT @livehewlett: It's not a movie if something doesn't blow up...preferably with more flames and destruction than makes sense!
Sat, 19:28: RT @ashleyhisson: @shakespherical @livehewlett #Morlocks is on Space right now if you live in southern Ontario
Sat, 19:30: RT @livehewlett: Kissing talented and attractive actresses like Christina Cole and Amanda Tapping, definitely good reasons to get into a ...
Sat, 19:30: RT @livehewlett: @shakespherical Am I any good in this project?! You're asking the right guy! ;-)
Sat, 20:12: RT @livehewlett: Too much fun! Thanks to all the Eastern timers for making this such a tweet treat! Little break, then time to annoy t ...
Sat, 21:04: Who is that? http://j.mp/qHawYv
Sat, 23:36: *Now* I remember Jack going ~caveman on Daniel b/c of Sam ! http://j.mp/o36aHa

Sat, 23:38: It was easier for me to add icon categories than to think of how to fill a couple of the original ones. :D http://j.mp/pfPF4v
Sat, 23:42: Back in 2003 when I was thinking of what to use as a pic to represent myself in an icon, I thought, "I like lime green. … http://j.mp/nBaLpE
Sat, 23:48: OMG Geoff Peterson is lovely! We should date. http://j.mp/npyQXA
Sun, 00:19: I like how the percentages are posted instead of raw counts; it gives a better idea of majority vs. plurality within … http://j.mp/nrJ7EX
Sun, 00:35: RT @jgem87: A girl I talked to at the wedding said her goal in life is to be Samantha carter. Awesome.
Sun, 00:35: RT @livehewlett: I can almost hear the rumbling of tiny Morlock feet...oh, no...it's just Baz out of bed again! ;-)
Sun, 00:53: GET YOUR DICKS OUT Let's have some fun This beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick #LadyGaga http://t.co/372cK4RM
Sun, 01:07: LMAO @ "angriest". Not really feelin Teh RAEG. Your RDA de-pantsing icon is one of the loveliest animated GIFs I've had … http://j.mp/ppubKA
Sun, 01:19: I love that manip SO F'N MUCH. http://j.mp/rsuGlP
Sun, 01:26: That Amanda Tapping schoolmarm look is SASSY. She should spank us naughty fangirls. OMG While outlining a Jack/Daniel … http://j.mp/puNk31

Sun, 01:34: In the DVD commentary for 'Divide & Conquer' they say the real Cheyenne Mtn interior = stacks of ATCO trailers. #tacky http://t.co/dMuFYV11
Sun, 09:17: Whee! You used my tweaked markup! Is your default icon from Yahoo? Your angriest icon cracks me up. FAIL CAKE WINS. … http://j.mp/mXpqNP
Sun, 09:29: The theory behind star map cosmo-location is that a MALP relays real-time telemetry back to the SGC (which I assume … http://j.mp/qTYHuX
Sun, 09:36: #block @nttrbr7oh8deph for being one of the lamest @-bots I've ever seen. #reportSpam
Sun, 09:44: Dear TiGER-M@TE: You hacked Google Bangladesh in January. Why is @GateFic even on your radar? #derp
Sun, 09:55: LMAO Just saw this #Fringe clip for the 1st time: Strawberry Flavored Death http://t.co/EYDKDbgJ What an awesome fandom u Fringies have!
Sun, 10:02: Throughout the TV series, they're careful to not display the telemetry until the MALP reaches the other side. In the … http://j.mp/onKgFz
Sun, 10:06: RT @GateFic: The site is back up! Everything looks normal again, but please let us know if you see anything that looks strange.
Sun, 10:16: Any media that provokes people discussing multiverse theory is a damn sight better than shows that exploit the basest, … http://j.mp/nmyHRg
Sun, 10:32: I think most kids have a good sense of self-effacing humor, or a low threshold on "humiliation", or simply lack enough … http://j.mp/nNpMN0

Sun, 10:41: YES. I agree that Euclidean vectors make perfect sense for 8-symbol destinations outside the galaxy. I never quite … http://j.mp/nXMpri
Sun, 10:54: The telephone dialing analogy makes me wanna dunk Brad Wright's head in the toilet. 9 symbols dialing the multiverse … http://j.mp/pcPtp4
Sun, 11:10: All residential property owners, including your landlady, should seriously start xeriscaping . It conserves water, … http://j.mp/nZhBGf
Sun, 12:01: 'You are not authorized to access that function.' WTF Wraithbait? It's my story, I'm logged in, & I need to edit chapter notes.