META: Why You Should Not Get a Twitter Account

[campylobacter]

foreverAlone: Have taken shower. Time for nap!

me: Penis. Vagina. Stargate.

AttentionWhore: My butt hurts.

me: Vagina. Stargate. Vagina.

ADHD: ˆ◡ˆ <3 *** hi! HI! HI!!!!!!! *** :) 
ADHD: Got to go! Bye everyone!!!! ˆ◡ˆ <3 ***

me: bewbs. Farscape. Claudia Black.

AttentionWhore: I said my butt hurts. Y is every1 ignoring meeee???!!!

clueless: OK, okay... (laughing out loud) so I went outside to check the mail and And AND! OH MY GOSH I saw this thing (evil grin) but it... [link to TweetLonger]

noPersonality: This is adorable! [link to time-wasting YouTube vid]
noPersonality: You are destined to avoid sandwiches today. #Pisces @horoscope RT

me: Cock! [link to cock] Stargate!

noPersonality: Watching "Pointless Hollywood Crap" with 6 others @GetGlue

foreverAlone: That was a great nap. It's raining!

me: Pussy! [link to picture] LOL it's my cat hahaha #rickRoll

noPersonality: #FF Friday Follow these Tweeps! @name @username @friend @someone @person @foreverAlone @pseud @someoneYouHate

privilegedWhiner: I hate the stupid n00bs in my fandom. I am better than they are. GTFO n00bz

me: rant LiveJournalFail rant rant

noPersonality: Breaking news! [link to current event]

privilegedWhiner: If I see 1 more RT of #currentEvent I'm gonna pitch a tantrum.

AttentionWhore: @privilegedWhiner I knew about #currentEvent before it got popular.

me: troll #currentEvent trollololol [link to Rick Roll]

foreverAlone: Ok, time for bed! See ya later! Hope it's stopped raining tmrw.

AttentionWhore: I am so bored right now.

me: i can haz penis? [link to penis] #vagina #Stargate

Comments

[magnavox-23.livejournal.com]

LOL! I just seem to get pulled into all your pornographic conversations.

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

Penis. Vagina. Stargate.

[spiletta42.livejournal.com]

And now I know why I haven't logged into my Twitter account in years.

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

Don't do it, gurl, don't do it. Forget that there Twitter password.

[lolmac]

Maybe you need a Twintervention. You give me your Twitter password, and I'll change it and forget what I changed it to, so I can't even tell you. Then you'll have to spend all your time writing fic. Or reading it and leaving feedback.

Or you could play Farmville with all the time you'll save by not being on Twitter.

Or open a new Twitter account, and Follow yourself.

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

TWINTERVENTION YES!

'Then you'll have to spend all your time writing fic. Or reading it and leaving feedback.'
THIS. My purpose in fandom life is to write, read & comment on fanfic; it's what I do best. In fact, of the professional authors I follow on Twitter (Neil Gaiman, Joe Hill, Wil Wheaton, Salmon Rushdie...) most of them have at one time or another complained that they should stop procrastinating & WRITE.

LOL Farmville. My life got better when I blocked friends' Farmville & Mafia Wars requests on Facebook.

[lolmac]

Gee, you aren't following Scalzi? Tch!

It took me WAY too long to find the control to block the stoopid game requests on FB.

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

Double tch for my never having read a page of @Scalzi's books.

[lolmac]

Even if you never get around to the books, the blog is worth following. How many NYT Best-Selling authors will talk rationally about why fanfic is (a) not scary and (b) a good thing to see fans doing? As well as serving up much lovely ToughLove on writing in general.

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2010/09/16/writing-find-the-time-or-dont/

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2006/04/27/10-things-teenage-writers-should-know-about-writing/

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2007/06/18/on-teens-and-the-fact-their-writing-sucks/

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2005/04/11/reader-request-week-2005-creative-commons-and-fanfic/

With the last, the fanfic discussion is the second half of the column. A pet item therefrom:

I were the creator of a science fiction or fantasy media property (as opposed to a mere book author) and I didn’t find evidence of fanfic online, I would be very worried. People don’t write fanfic if they aren’t already so enthralled by your universe that they can’t handle the fact you’re not producing it any faster, and are thus compelled to make some of their own — the methadone, if you will, to your pure, sweet media property heroin. A fanfic writer will buy all your media-related product, will go to your conventions, will get the DVDs and will generally slog through sub-standard and lazy stretches of your work far longer than the average mortal because they are so damn invested. And if they’re writing slash (fanfic with sex!), chances are excellent that you’re sucking in all of their take home pay that doesn’t go to rent, food and cat products.

And in the comment thread:

I’m not saying there isn’t well-written fanfic or that writing fanfic can’t be useful in developing writing skills — again, as noted in the article. You’re clearly wanting acknowledgement that not all fanfic is unreadable crap, which I am cheerfully willing to grant; it’s amateur writing, but “amateur” in the sense of “doing it for the love of doing it,” not “not being good enough for professional publication.” It’s sometimes the latter, but always the former.

What also needs to be clear is that I’m not a snob about this sort of amateur writing, or indeed any other amateur pursuit. Not everything has to be crafted with an eye toward a paycheck at the end of it. As an example, I am an amateur musican; I have no ambitions to make money off it, ever, but I enjoy making music for the sake of doing it.

(Oh, LMAO -- that last post, which I bookmarked and have read aloud at panels, dates back to April 2005. In the very first comment on that post, there's a guy talking up a shiny new website called . . . Facebook.)

[shakespherical.livejournal.com]

I used to do twitter but that was before it got popular #trendsetter

Now I find it filled with all these noobs #wannbemes

I've given it up because it isn't fulfilling its orginal purpose #worshipme #followme

I'm bored. #yawn #twittersucks

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

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