ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (kissed a girl)
campylobacter ([identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] campylobacter 2012-06-24 11:29 am (UTC)

Sausage fest.

her magnificent breasts butting into your precious sausage-fest team
[MY REDACTED ANTI-MISOGYNIST RANT WENT HERE.] THIS. Loving cock doesn't mean you have to hate vaginas.

She's not Einstein
She's damned close. SHE CAN BLOW UP A SUN. Although Rodney's closer. (He blew up most of a solar system. By accident.)

she can't be good at too much or else she's TOO PERFECT, right guys?
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha! Sam has flaws; they're just the kind of flaws that are easy to miss if you're only focused on Jack & Daniel's penises.

Is she more self-sacrificing than Daniel?! I don't know, but she's gotta hold some kind of record.
Sam hasn't died as often as Daniel. *sporfle*

AND IN CLOSING: GIF.
LOL AWKWARD ADORKABLE

Thanks for playing. :D THIS WAS FUN AND MUCH BETTER THAN DISCUSSING ON TWITTER IN 140 CHARACTERS.

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