I'm thinking the best way to "organize" this (as if crack can be organized? LOL) would be to cross-post this on daniel_vala and ask fans to collaborate according to their abilities (writers, betas, graphic artists, manippers, music/audio mixers, vidders, action figure/doll collectors, anime artists, etc.) and sign up for a scheduled week.

Sky's the limit: no restrictions on content or structure, because it's CRACK. So there could be an ep of traditional fanfic, or an ep comprised of captioned picspam, or an ep of captioned photos of Stargate dolls/action figures, or an ep of audio clips edited into crack... CRACK. Push the envelope.

Because the networks are too afraid to push the envelope and deliver anything inspiring, we'll smoke it and serve it.