Speaking of Pete Shanahan and badfic, a good friend badfic-recc'd a most egregious Jack/Sam (which I don't really 'ship) smutfic (http://sg1-heliopolis.com/adult/viewstory.php?sid=1073) where poor Pete is maligned by Sam & Jack for being... under-endowed. The magnum opus has everything: a role-model military officer/scientist reduced to a cockslut, a decorated USAF colonel acting like a frat boy, misplaced modifiers & other grammar!fail, and nauseating sex scenes that make you wanna amputate your own genitals.

Did your main LJ account get deleted? Ack! Or are you moving to Dreamwidth? LOL Sorry, I know it must be a long story. Hope you get it all sorted out soon.