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Ebooks Tree hosted my fanfic without permission

Tue, 14 Apr 2015 17:09:00 GMT

Was your fanfic copied from AO3, Wattpad or tumblr & posted on ebooks-tree without your permission? How to get it off http://t.co/wY6hqYcI1z — heidi heidi8 (@travelingheidi) April 13, 2015

The website ebooks-tree.com has been using an automated script to harvest fan fiction from AO3 & Wattpad without any author's permission, including mine.

Ebooks-Tree is also hosting commercial ebooks and making them available for free, which is obviously illegal. I've seen Margaret Atwood's books as well as some Stargate Fandemonium titles there, too.

Download links lead to various shady sites which may have spyware or malware on them. BEWARE. Authors whose works are hosted at Ebooks Tree have no editorial control over their works, let alone any compensation for commercial works.

Steps to take if you have stories published on AO3, Tumblr or Wattpad:

Search their site for your author name
Copy-paste the template found in the post from this link
Insert your information into the template
Submit it to their form

Please spread the word to any of your friends in fandom! Many thanks to AO3 for their quick attention to this matter.

We've taken measures to make it more difficult for Ebooks Tree to offer downloads of AO3 works. Users should not notice any changes. — AO3 Status (@AO3_Status) April 13, 2015

crossposted/edited from an entry I made for SJMA http://blog.samandjackawards.com/2015/04/ebooks-tree-hosting-fanfic-without-permission/

Updates on the hosting server for Ebooks Tree piracy here

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STARGATE FANFIC: Ready When You Get Back

Tue, 03 Mar 2015 06:24:47 GMT

TITLE: Ready When You Get Back [subtitle V is for VAH-fels]
SERIES: Part 2 of 3 for "Three Waitresses Daniel Never Met"
BETA-READER: oceania
CHARACTERS: Daniel Jackson, Nick Ballard, Oma Desala
RATING: G/K/FRC (all ages)
CATEGORY/GENRE: Angst; Time Travel Alphabet Soup; Episode Related

TIMELINE/SPOILERS: 2x04 "The Gamekeeper"; 3x21 "The Crystal Skull"; 8x18 "Threads"
ARCHIVE: send me a URL if you archive this so I can pimp your site
WORD COUNT: 1131

SUMMARY/SYNOPSIS/PREMISE: What if you could place a breakfast order 30 years into the future? "My grandfather brought me here after my parents' funeral. I had waffles."

NOTES: You really, really need to be familiar with "Threads", but I've listed the references/easter eggs at the end just in case you need a kick in the memory.

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The bell over the door makes a musical ring as he and his grandfather enter. Daniel hasn't eaten much of anything in two days, and is surprised when his mouth waters at the sweet scent of maple syrup. The aroma is the same as when his parents took him to a Rhode Island sugarhouse over a year ago, when the snow was beginning to melt.

The sign on the hostess podium says, "Please SEAT YOURSELF". A short, blonde, curly-haired waitress walks by with a plate of waffles and fruit. His grandfather spots an empty booth, and they each slide into a vinyl-covered bench the color of pea soup.

"H-how do you say 'waffles' in Nederlands, Grampa?"

"Nick."

( Read more... )

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we lost sid :(

Thu, 22 Jan 2015 06:40:30 GMT

Here's lookin at you, sid :( http://t.co/5hbxrmDtBm #Stargate pic.twitter.com/uwyHXmaYot
— campylobacter (@campyspornshack) January 22, 2015

sid wrote a LOT of Stargate fic spanning various pairings & genres. Here are but a few...

just found this & now I can't stop crying @HanaXans pic.twitter.com/JUJuBeL5RU
— campylobacter (@campyspornshack) January 22, 2015

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Stargate Fan Art: Daniel/Vala as Beauty & the Beast

Mon, 10 Nov 2014 03:42:36 GMT

I manipped this as an illustration for my Daniel/Vala story "Once Upon a Ha'tak". Vala's head is from episode 10x08 "Memento Mori", and Daniel's is from 9x02 "Avalon Part 2".

view full size on Tumblr
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Stargate SG-1 FIC: Muh Jell-O

Thu, 16 Oct 2014 19:49:46 GMT

TITLE: Muh Jell-O
SERIES: Part 1 of 3 for "Three Waitresses Daniel Never Met"
AUTHOR: campylobacter
RATING: General/All Audiences
WARNING: none apply
CATEGORY: episode tag; humor; Gen
PAIRINGS: none
WORD COUNT: 360
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
CHARACTERS: Daniel Jackson, the waitress from "Holiday"
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 2x17 "Holiday
SUMMARY/PREMISE: That awkward feeling when you walk into the wrong diner...

NOTES: Inspired by magnavox_23's wallpaper "Fred & Machello's Big Day Out!" for the Season Two Challenge at Event Horizons

Click here to read the story on LJ
Click here to read the story on AO3
( Click here to read the story... )

Part 2: "Ready When You Get Back"

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Gen Prompt BINGO

Fri, 14 Mar 2014 20:28:14 GMT

Bwahahahaha I find it easier to write porn when I'm given non-sexual or non-romantic prompts.

I received an assortment of random fan work prompts from genprompt_bingo but fandom content creators can request (or even EXCLUDE) more specific prompts from among any combination of 31 different categories, including Science Fiction and Fantasy, Angst, Plot Events/Points/Twists, Crack...

B	I	N	G	O
Identity Crisis	Could it be Ritual? Archaeologists and their Theories.	Terrible	Crack Treated Seriously	Teacher
Hard and Soft	Mystery	Mentors	Early Morning	Child Endangerment
Hardware and Software	Pastel Shades	WILD CARD	Taxes	Dance through the Fire
Alternative Professions	Sensory Deprivation	I Have a Rendezvous with Death	Slow Build	La Servante de Lucifer (The Servant of Lucifer)
Ray Guns	Someone / Something is Hidden / Camoflaged	Oaths / Promises	Fate	Surprise

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PICSPAM: Who Does What Meme

Sun, 02 Feb 2014 03:19:22 GMT

Passed along from anna_sg1 's (F-locked) post over a year ago, only I'm answering it with screencaps for Daniel/Vala ;)

( Picspam behind cut... )

PAIRING MEME: "Give me a pairing and I'll answer these questions for them"

Who cooks normally?
How often do they fight?
What do they do when they’re away from each other?
Nicknames for each other?
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
Who steals the covers at night?
What would they get each other for gifts?
Who kissed who first?
Who made the first move?
Who remembers things?
Who started the relationship?
Who cusses more?
What would they do if the other one was hurt?

Because I really can't do a simple meme without going deep into meta territory with multiple images for each question, I'll be posting my answer throughout the week. Because just those 2 questions took me FOREVER.

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STARGATE FANFIC: Once Upon a Ha'tak

Mon, 04 Nov 2013 06:09:20 GMT

TITLE: Once Upon a Ha'tak
AUTHOR: campylobacter
BETA READER: oceania
RATING: PG-13/Teens
CATEGORY: Gen; Alternate Universe; crack fairy tale
CHARACTERS: Samantha Carter, Qetesh, Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson, Cameron Mitchell, Teal'c, Jack O'Neill
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: transition from Classic Team to New Team (Seasons 8, 9 & 10)
WORD COUNT: 1602
PROMPT: #29 Daniel and Vala. She first and foremost wanted to be his friend.

SUMMARY/PREMISE: Stargate SG-1 vs the Brothers Grimm version of Beauty & the Beast. For the 2013 sg1friendathon Frenzy.

( Click here to read on DW )

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STARGATE FANFIC: "Y U No Pants" (rated PG/Older Kids)

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 22:27:27 GMT

TITLE: Y U No Pants or, The Emperor's New Kōan
AUTHOR campylobacter
RATING: PG/Older Kids
CATEGORY: Gen; Humor; Missing scene, episode tag
CHARACTERS: Lord Yu, First Prime Oshu
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 7x02 Homecoming

SUMMARY/PREMISE: First Prime Oshu begins to doubt his Lord's godhood. For the SG-1 Allies Alphabet Soup.

Click here to read the story on LiveJournal
Click here to read the story on FanFiction.net
Click here to read the story on Archive of Our Own
( Click to read the story here on DreamWidth... )

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STARGATE FANFIC: "The 2nd First Not Date" (rated PG-13/Teens)

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 07:28:37 GMT

TITLE: The Second First Not Date
AUTHOR campylobacter
RATING: PG-13/Teens
CATEGORY: Missing scene, episode tag
PAIRING: Daniel/Vala
CHARACTERS: Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran, Cameron Mitchell, Tomin
WORD COUNT: 1661
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 10x08 'Memento Mori; 8x18 'Threads'; The Ark of Truth

SUMMARY/PREMISE: Daniel & Vala's Not Date from 'Memento Mori', written on Groundhog Day, time loop style. For the Daniel/Vala Month of Love 2013 at LiveJournal.

The waiter has finally left, and now it's just Daniel and Vala. She's exquisite sitting there across from him, her face aglow in the candlelight. He can't stop himself from wanting her to finally hear how he feels: "Listen—"

She leans forward just as he does, eager to tell him something. "Ah—"

Their words collide and they instantly stop, arresting a moment heavy with anticipation. He loves to hear her speak (even when she's badgering him to irritation) but he can't be sure whether what she has to say will derail his train of thought. She's rediscovered who she was before becoming a con artist and a Goa'uld host and a woman trapped in a marriage of convenience by forced pregnancy — perhaps a village lass who led a simple life?

"Oh," she breathes, seeming to realize the gravity of what he needs to say.

"Uh, lemme start," he offers, pointing to himself. If he doesn't say it now, he won't ever be able to say it.

( Read more... )

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Sandy Hook

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 21:10:34 GMT

This country not only needs to re-examine gun control, but readjust our cultural thinking.

We dismiss the mentally ill and ostracize them socially.

We insult and belittle mental illness ("crazy", "batshit insane", "off her meds", "off his rocker") instead of holding out the hand of compassion or taking the time to listen.

We profit off industries that sell video games that encourage viewing living things as targets of violence, plus movies & TV shows that glorify BLASTIN' GATS.

We resort to hostility instead of sympathy.

We don't even say HI to our neighbors on a daily basis.

When was the last time you or I reached out with a simple smile to make a loner feel less lonely?

We fucking SUCK.

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STARGATE FANFIC: J is for Jonas Hanson, PG-13

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 13:06:00 GMT

TITLE: J is for Jonas Hanson 1/1
AUTHOR:

campylobacter
PAIRING: Gen, but references Samantha Carter/Jonas Hanson
RATING: PG-13/Teens/FRT (mild language)
CATEGORY/GENRE: pre-canon
CHARACTERS: Jonas Hanson, Samantha Carter, Jack O'Neill
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: heavy references to 1x05 "The First Commandment"
ARCHIVED: also at AO3
WORD COUNT: 608

DISCLAIMER: Hey MGM, gimme the rights to the Stargate franchise if you're not gonna do anything with them anymore.

SUMMARY: A brief tribute to the man Sam Carter was engaged to, told from his point of view. (For the SG-1 Gen Fic Day "SGC Alphabet Soup" October 2012 anthology.)

( Read the story... )

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Jack/Daniel Ficathon Due in 15 Days?!

Sat, 06 Oct 2012 18:33:59 GMT

Dear sleeping plotbunnies:

NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO START WRITING.

This has been a post inspired by magnavox_23

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Richard Dean Anderson's MacGyver ad for Mercedes Benz

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 19:38:37 GMT

F-List, I AM DISAPPOINT. Y U NO let me know this was first posted back on 14 August?

Also, why are there no women in this commercial?

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3 Photos: Claudia Black in San Diego for Comic Con 2012

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 19:17:59 GMT

I live in San Diego. I MISSED Claudia Black at Comic Con. Because I didn't go. Because badges sold out in 3 minutes. Because I didn't run over that pedestrian on Mission Center Blvd. & steal his badge.
( more Claudia behind the cut )

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Porn Battle General Amnesty!!!

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 15:49:37 GMT

In the mood for writing sexytiemz for your favorite fandoms but need prompts? The Porn Battle Amnesty community is here to serve your plotbunnies. Click that link to search through your fandoms for inspiration for your favorite pairings.

PORN BATTLE Amnesty now open for all previous prompt fills!

Pimp the announcement to all your porny fandom friends!

Reblog my Tumblr post
ReTweet my Twitter post
Link to this Dreamwidth entry
Share with your LiveJournal Friends

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Vala's Handcuff Panties (NSFW; backside nudity)

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 15:01:22 GMT

Title: Vala's Handcuff Panties
Pairing: Daniel/Vala
Rating: R/Mature
Appropriate Warnings: backside nudity

Inspired by my Google search for the novelty underwear mentioned in the Daniel/Vala story Mardi Gras Mambo by spacegypsy1.

( There's a bare backside BEHIND the cut; don't get fired for surfing slightly naughty content at work... )

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STARGATE FANFIC: 'A Weightless Creature of Air' 2/2 Cam/Vala rated R

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:57:34 GMT

TITLE: A Weightless Creature of Air 2/2
AUTHOR: campylobacter
RATING: R/Mature
WARNING: sexy times
CATEGORY: missing scene, PWP, porn
WORD COUNT: 1214
PAIRING: Cam/Vala
CHARACTERS: Vala Mal Doran, Cameron Mitchell
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 9x04 "The Ties That Bind" missing scene
PROMPTS: "cunnilingus", "tender" & "rushed"
SUMMARY/PREMISE: Where did Vala get that outfit she wore to Washington DC in "The Ties That Bind"?
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Because virkatjol requested it!

Chapter 2: At Least One

( Read Chapter 2... )

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STARGATE FANFIC: 'A Weightless Creature of Air' 1/2 Cam/Vala rated R

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:53:45 GMT

TITLE: A Weightless Creature of Air 1/2
AUTHOR: campylobacter
RATING: R/Mature
WARNING: sexy times
CATEGORY: missing scene, PWP, porn
WORD COUNT: 1214
PAIRING: Cam/Vala
CHARACTERS: Vala Mal Doran, Cameron Mitchell
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 9x04 "The Ties That Bind" missing scene
PROMPTS: "cunnilingus", "tender" & "rushed"
SUMMARY/PREMISE: Where did Vala get that outfit she wore to Washington DC in "The Ties That Bind"?
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Because virkatjol requested it!

Chapter 1: This Dangerous Woman

( Read Chapter 1... )

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STARGATE FANFIC "Solitudes Redux" 1/1 rated R Jack/Daniel

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 00:16:32 GMT

TITLE: Solitudes Redux 1/1
AUTHOR: campylobacter
PAIRING: Jack/Daniel
RATING: R/Mature/FRT (language, sexual subject matter)
CATEGORY/GENRE: AU, episode-related; action/adventure, hurt/comfort
WORD COUNT: 3449
CHARACTERS: Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson; Teal'c, Samantha Carter
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: 1x18 "Solitudes"
PROMPTS: jd_ficathon for elder_bonnie A snow planet, Daniel-whump, separated and frozen, no higher than soft R, no character death

SUMMARY/SYNOPSIS/PREMISE: What if Daniel had been stranded in Antarctica with Jack in 1x18 'Solitudes'?

NOTES: Thought this'd be easy dialog-switching, but then I started considering how events would've truly diverged in a chaos-theory multiverse sort of way. Brief reference to Jack/Sara, Daniel/Sha're; surreal UST reference to Sam/Jack, Teal'c/Jack. (Dear Brad Wright: wormholes are not telephone signals kthxbai.)

( Read more... )

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Richard Dean Anderson Tells Facebook Fraudsters to STOP

Sat, 10 Sep 2011 17:18:37 GMT

Transcript of the video from RDAnderson.com:

Hi! Richard Dean Anderson here.

It's way too early in the morning to be doing this, and in fact I kinda resent having to do it at all, but there are some people -- couple of couples -- that are representing themselves on Facebook as me.

Uhm, they've got a-- there are are a couple of sites up -- actually there are many, many sites up apparently that are, uh invoking my name as being the "responder".

Um, it's not happening. I'm, I don't have a Facebook account, let alone am I holding court on a site.

So please I'd like people like Nancy Battaglia, Christine Dallinger, Christopher John Taylor and Kate Taylor to please stop what you're doing.

It's illegal and it's uh, bad form. All right? Have a good rest of the day.

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STARGATE FANFIC: "Olfactophilia" (Daniel/Vala) 1/1 NC-17/Adult

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 20:50:35 GMT

TITLE: Olfactophilia 1/1
AUTHOR: campylobacter/campylobacter
BETA-READERS: Many thanks to magnavox_23/magnavox_23 for early story consultation, & to shakespherical/shakespherical for taking a righteous machete to the final draft.
PAIRING: Daniel/Vala
RATING: NC-17/Adult/FRAO (sexually explicit)
CATEGORY/GENRE: smut; missing scene
DATE: 9 September 2011
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: 9x04 "The Ties That Bind"
ARCHIVE: permission granted; drop me a URL after you archive so I can link to it
WORD COUNT: 1096
DISCLAIMER: MGM heartily doesn't endorse unauthorized, pornographic derivative works of content it owns but refuses to continue with more movies.

NOTES: Written for the one_prompt Summer Extravaganza 2011 "Breathe". Raunchiest thing I've ever written for Stargate, but with a hint of vanilla overtones.

SUMMARY/SYNOPSIS/PREMISE: Vala left a little something behind in Daniel's bed before he kicked her out.

( Read more (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!) ... )

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2011 GATEFIC AWARDS deadline 17 Sept

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 04:16:37 GMT

It's time to knuckle down and
MARK YOUR BALLOTS
for the best Stargate fanworks of 2011 in the GateFic Awards.
Voting closes Saturday 17 September!

There's a countdown timer on the Gatefic website to keep you on track,
but don't wait too long...
this year's awards will be over before you know it!

Questions?

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Genfic is sooooo boring

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 04:17:28 GMT

(Because LiveJournal is being a DOUCHE with its new RTE interface JavaScript bugs, I'm posting at Dreamwidth FIRST and enabling the LJ cross-posting function.)

( The story of my Genfic writer's block... )

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STARGATE SG-1 FIC: Faulty System (Daniel, Vala, Radek) rated PG-13

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 07:09:37 GMT

Title: Faulty System
Author: campylobacter
Beta-Reader: shakespherical (who prevented my Zelenka from sounding like Pavel Chekov)
Fandoms: Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis
Word count: 1333
Rating/Warning: Teens/PG-13 (sexual content)
Timeline: immediately after last scene of SG-1 10x03 "Pegasus Project"
Prompt: Daniel, Vala, Zelenka; "faulty system" for the sg1friendathon
Category: Gen; episode tag to SG-1 10x3 "Pegasus Project"/missing scene prior to SGA 5x10 "First Contact";
Premise: Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran & Radek Zelenka discover something awkward & unexpected in the Atlantis holographic archives.

Author's Note: My attempt to explain why Daniel changed his glasses in SG-1 10x08 "Memento Mori", and why Daniel was so nonchalant with Rodney about Janus's lovers in SGA 5x10 "First Contact".

( Read "Faulty System"... )

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