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Mon, 16:28: Having grown up in the US Deep South, I heard the racially offensive term "n*****-rigged" all the time and assumed that… http://j.mp/krTlTH
Mon, 16:52: The feedback to penis poetry is just as funny as the poem. http://j.mp/iIq77Q
Mon, 18:04: RT @BrianJacobSmith: almost SGU time folks! I've said it before - tonights epi is one of our strongest efforts to give you smart, ground ...
Mon, 18:11: DAMMIT. Finally decided to read Sam/Jack #Stargate porn, and the very 1st sentence: "What did I say about no giggling, Sammie?" #FML #OOC
Mon, 18:12: Gonna write some Daniel/Cam or Daniel/Vala smut now. #Stargate
Mon, 18:54: OMG Freakin kittens! I was trying to write some Gen fic, but then it turned into Daniel/Vala hurt comfort, so I gave up… http://j.mp/iJwUVE
Mon, 19:00: Y U NO LINK? :( I am awed at your 4-digits for Hawaii Five-0. Win! :D http://j.mp/lVzB58
Mon, 20:14: Look at Weir bein' all fierce without a firearm! SUCK IT HATERS http://j.mp/mT0x4L
Mon, 20:27: UNF. She Elizabeth does "beautiful & powerful" without breaking a sweat. http://j.mp/k0DgpJ
Mon, 21:51: LOL Vala wouldn't let Jacek within 10 parsecs of her children. And Daniel probably keeps his Berretta in the house just in case... http://j.mp/kzjeTr

Mon, 21:58: RT @martingero: REALLY, Canada?! Really? This is what you want? Why?
Mon, 22:01: RT @JennieCee: Fuck you #Stephenharper. Fuck you for making me cry. This better just be a Conservative Majority nightmare I am having.
Mon, 22:01: RT @JennieCee: Only explanation = #StephenHarper's wig gives him magical powers ... which he uses for evil
Mon, 22:04: RT @Brock_Ellis: Remember when Bush won a second term and all the liberal Americans wanted to move to Canada? #StephenHarper
Mon, 22:16: RT @dhewlett: Sounds like more Canadians were tweeting election results than actually voting...time to invade?
Mon, 22:33: RT @BreakingNews: Twitter has acquired TweetDeck for $40 million to $50 million - TechCrunch http://tcrn.ch/mfQD0r
Mon, 22:55: WTF? Did Twitter unfollow me from @wilw?
Mon, 23:59: RT @SpaceMonkeyLOL: @amandatapping is there any chance of seeing some more sg1 alumni on sanctuary soon? Cliff Simon would be awesome!
Tue, 00:16: Knowing the exact etymologies now makes it more likely that if I ever use the terms, it would be in historical fiction … http://j.mp/iySY0g
Tue, 00:20: Daniel, Y SO DREAMY? http://j.mp/kyiN50

Tue, 08:10: #Stargate #4chan http://tumblr.com/xxs2dd5kgf Daniel Jackson is dead! ZOMG
Tue, 08:15: #Stargate http://tumblr.com/xxs2dd79el JACK: No. Daniel Yes. JACK: No. Daniel Yes.
Tue, 09:18: > I took his pants, remember... Oh, Daniel remembers! He was there. > And I don't want you taking Mitchell's … http://j.mp/mc7z3E
Tue, 09:49: #Stargate http://tumblr.com/xxs2de6vou I haven't been this disappointed since Daniel & I had sex
Tue, 10:24: Porn is bad, mmkay? http://j.mp/lN6Tdk
Tue, 10:37: RT @danielvalalj: FANFIC "Sans Pants" rated PG-13 by @spacegypsy1 #Stargate #DanielJackson #ValaMalDoran http://daniel-vala.livejournal. ...
Tue, 10:43: Re: yea for Cam sans pants pics http://j.mp/ioktJW
Tue, 10:52: NOT AGAIN! What happened 2 the Sherman Antitrust Act? Last thing we need is "Ma Bell" controlling the telecom market http://freepr.es/laB01S
Tue, 10:58: Justice Department to Extend Review of T-Mobile Bid by #AT&T http://t.co/ds6CJON via @BloombergNow #capitalism #greed
Tue, 11:02: New pricing for AT&T high-speed Internet broadband service went into effect 2 May 2011 http://t.co/5JbRos8 #netNeutrality #fucked #toldYouSo