nommable Jack iz nommable

[campylobacter]

• Fri, 13:58: American actress Jennifer Garner (39) as elderly Brit detective Miss Marple? Only Disney would pull shit like that. http://j.mp/pamrFq
• Fri, 14:02: My submission is a Missing Scene from SG-1 "Pegasus Project" that's supposed to explain some tantalizing dialog from … http://j.mp/q1AG64
• Fri, 14:06: If Showtime or HBO were bidding on it, BY ALL MEANS. I'd love to see Cliff star in a no-children-allowed TV series such … http://j.mp/nN4Otw
• Fri, 14:14: RT @sanctuary4kids: Read Amanda's new blog about Somalia! http://t.co/Mixi005
• Fri, 14:24: RT @alan_tudyk: I still have six pack abs but the six pack has been showed to the back of the fridge
• Fri, 14:29: RT @Alyssa_Milano: 10 Hilarious Amazon Reviews- http://t.co/UtUhZ7l /via @Pepamint83
• Fri, 14:39: RT @brunofache: Help stop shark finning in California http://t.co/cGF18pR.
• Fri, 14:49: UGH Time to pretend not to be bored to tears at Mr. C's HS reunion picnic.
• Fri, 18:41: OK, that wasn't so bad. I think I enjoyed Mr. Campy's HS reunion picnic better than he did!
• Fri, 18:56: I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING @ this self-published religious tract & its reviews on Amazon http://t.co/SgDihjD #Catholics #birthControl #whackJob

• Fri, 18:59: This is why I'm wary of landcomms. http://j.mp/pYZ4bi
• Fri, 19:14: It's more the closed-community aspect of landcomms, combined with requiring all participants to be original content … http://j.mp/mW3CYL
• Fri, 19:57: I see so many people on my F-List freaking over deadlines from their landcomms, and then they suddenly drop out of … http://j.mp/qg9Smh
• Fri, 20:01: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM nommable Jack iz nommable http://j.mp/nOg6tq
• Fri, 20:45: As much as I'd like to recommend Farscape... Claudia Black & Ben Browder would totally understand that feeding your … http://j.mp/nmM5NE
• Fri, 20:51: I wander off to surf LJ, and y'all start talking porn AGAIN! #IHadNothingToDoWithIt #honest
• Fri, 21:08: At first I thought you were joking about that Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson book. But Farscape + Peacekeeper Wars on … http://j.mp/psiwXF
• Fri, 21:30: RT @wilw: @JeriLRyan You, me, Frakes. Next season. Let's make it happen.
• Fri, 21:30: RT @JeriLRyan: @wilw Seriously.
• Sat, 07:05: Shanks really looks like Spader in this shot! http://j.mp/nFNw8C

• Sat, 07:19: FLAIL FLAIL FLAIL Mags, YOU MUST TELL PEOPLE TO CLICK to see the full, un-cropped manips. Because holy... I CAN'T EVEN. … http://j.mp/oG4sWM

Comments

[nymaeria.livejournal.com]

omg that amazon link for the book on birth control totally had me doubled over laughing! thanks for sharing it!

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

OMG that book is BAT CRAP CRAZY in CAPSLOCK. Gotta give the author props for stating the same dumb point ad nauseum in a million different ways while having a bizarre sense of punctuation. Maybe they're sermon notes, and the asterisks denote finger-pointing? IDEK. I've never read anything so illogically fanatical in my life -- and I've read Mein Kampf.

THE FOCUS OF A CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES IS NOW **HOW CUTE A PASTOR WIFE CAN DRESS FOR THE CHURCHES IMAGE *OR HOW MANY CHRISTIAN MEETINGS: SHE CAN ATTEND. ***INSTEAD OF >>OR RATHER THEN: SEEING HOW MANY CHILDREN ARE RAISED IN THE LOVE OF JESUS: **WHILE LIVING IN THE ROLE AS A PASTOR WIFE: AND MENTORING THE THE CHURCH AND OTHER MARRY CHRISTIAN WOMEN: WHO ALSO NEED TO SEEK HOLINESS AND CHRISTIAN PARENTING: *WHILE OBEYING THE WORD OF GOD.