Writer's Block: Talent show

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I'm fantastic at writing complete & utter academic bullshit a précis. QED:

Write your meaning to "Christmas Tree" lyrics:

"Germanotta elicits the fundamental tenet behind the incipient event of the holiday: the immaculate conception of Christ Consciousness via Divine Visitation upon the Tree of Knowledge (aka munching carpet & girl-on-top heterosexual coitus) in close proximity to an ancient Druidic symbol of divine birth."

Cracktastically lo-rez, lip-syncned Little Monster fanvid: