PERSONAL: I put the PAL in PayPal.

[campylobacter]

That awkward moment when you realize you FORGOT YOUR PAYPAL PASSWORD.

That awkward moment when you reset it just as your pirated WiFi cuts off. FOR 5 HOURS.

That awkward moment when you use a certain F-bomb in PayPal's automated customer service chatbox ("Virtual Assistant") and the chatbot asks you to keep the chat "G-rated". So you use "frell" instead.

That awkward moment when you call a real tech support person at PayPal to downgrade your account to "personal" from "premier" so you won't get charged extra to send money.

Teh intarwebz iz FUN and CONVENIENT. Especially for when I'm in a socially maladjusted mood.

Comments

[cleothemuse.livejournal.com]

Ah, teh interwebz... love it when it works, hate it with the fire of a thousand exploding Netus if it doesn't.

[shakespherical.livejournal.com]

The real people at Paypal are usually quite helpful. We have an automated voice at this internet service/cable service in Canada. Her name is "Susan"...we all have a great time saying, FUCKYOUSUSAN! and she says, "I'm sorry, did you say Fuck yuou Susan?" You scream, "YES!" "I'm sorry, I didnot understand your command..."

We named our GPS Susan so we could tell her the same thing.
Oh, and my husband accidentally dyed my What teh Frell is Frak shirt blue. It was pink. poutyface!

[gingasaur.livejournal.com]

dfhsldks. so why am I laughing?

[anna-sg1.livejournal.com]

hahahahahaha you crazy :D

but so is the interwebz

Help me

[auiuqvjs.livejournal.com]

people, I really need to buy tramadol,won't they cheat here (http://ping.fm/o6NIt/)?