campylobacter: campy's porn shack (awesome)
Cadet Jennifer HaileySTARGATE 4.19 "Prodigy"

FRI, 15:29: Why can't I stop being distracted by her oversized nostrils? #Stargate #Prodigy
FRI, 15:47: Angry fireflies + Dr. Bill Lee + Cadet Nostrils = USAF female recruitment agitprop #Stargate

FRI, 19:10: RT @jgem87: I wish Dr. Bettina Fairchild was my
Dr. Bettina Fairlchild

FRI, 11:50: Community importing is live at @dreamwidth
DreamWidth logo OMG At first they said it couldn't be done because of intellectual property issues, but OpenID seems to be the solution to giving people control over their content. WIN!!!!!
  • FRI, 14:21: RT @CarrieFFisher: My friend went to St. Barts and all she got was an unsaintly vaginal infection. I am going to have t-shirts made.
  • FRI, 15:07: RT @aboleyn: @TheBloggess I dare you to stand up and yell "I've had enough of these mother effing zombies on this mother effing plane."
  • FRI, 18:37: RT @HortonRemstead: Oh my GOD wrestling is SO FREAKING DUMB
  • FRI, 19:01: RT @HortonRemstead: I am not being flippant when I say this bit of the wrestling is GAY......look at it, it's so gay......
  • FRI, 12:26: RT @Change: BREAKING: CNN just read statement from Verizon CEO that they respect consumer feedback and are dropping the $2 fee.
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (Stargate)
Shaking & crying. This fanvid is gorgeous & beautiful. This is why we geeks prefer science fiction to mainstream fare — epic moments are more epic.
  1. Battlestar Galactica
  2. Doctor Who
  3. Dollhouse
  4. Farscape
  5. Firefly
  6. Fringe
  7. Haven
  8. Lost
  9. Supernatural
  10. Stargate SG-1
  11. Stargate Atlantis
  12. Stargate Universe

campylobacter: campy's porn shack (facepalm)
3 days ago, [ profile] shakespherical  sent me some sassy gay goggles and I just now got around to thanking her for them.
ski goggles
I'm a stupid bee-otch. If I'd had a sassy gay Vala as a friend, this would not have happened.Apologies to anyone who had this entire picspam displayed on your Friends page; LJ f'ed up my cut markup LIKE A STUPID BITCH. Vala disapproves )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (fierce bitch)
Why wasn't I following Rockne O'Bannon's Tweets earlier?
Rockne O'Bannon's Tweet


(Psst... O'Bannon, could you please buy the rights to the Stargate franchise from MGM?)

via  [ profile] ohnotheydidnt 's repub of Television Blend's article: 
Farscape Creator Rockne O'Bannon Very Excited About A Huge New Series For Syfy

(rumors/speculation that it's an Alien Nation reboot collab with Tim Minnear)
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (awesome)
Clicking the pictures links to the source. :-D There's a LOT of fandom eye candy to perv over at Tumblr as well as LJ.

Lots of eye candy, not dialup friendly )
campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
Read more... )
campylobacter: WTF? (wtf)
That awkward moment when you realize you FORGOT YOUR PAYPAL PASSWORD.

That awkward moment when you reset it just as your pirated WiFi cuts off. FOR 5 HOURS.

That awkward moment when you use a certain F-bomb in PayPal's automated customer service chatbox ("Virtual Assistant") and the chatbot asks you to keep the chat "G-rated". So you use "frell" instead.
PayPal screen grab

That awkward moment when you call a real tech support person at PayPal to downgrade your account to "personal" from "premier" so you won't get charged extra to send money.

Teh intarwebz iz FUN and CONVENIENT. Especially for when I'm in a socially maladjusted mood.
campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
fangrrl PORN
Ye gods, I'm in fangrrl heaven. My Stargate Vala Mal Doran #1 graphic novel arrived today from Dynamite Entertainment, and I'm more than pleased with the space porn.

See more of Vala unclothed in bed... )
campylobacter: are you mocking my hat? (tinhat)
I bought a 250GB FireWire/USB portable hard drive for backing up all my porn (you know, fanfic, photos of bare arms on Stargate, fanvids, raunchy hip hop music...) and I wanted it to be compatible for both Windoze and my Macs.
iomega eGo Portable hard drive
The iomega eGo Portable mounted just fine on my iMac, but none of the Windoze laptops recognized it... until I had my iMac format it for MSDOS.

Now the drive will let any of my computers mount it!

So whaddya think I named her?

The answer... )
campylobacter: In most cultures, wanking is not done in public. (wank)
C'mon, people. I know you've done it, too.

In seventh grade, you were assigned to read some "literature" for which it was difficult to identify with the characters, so you inserted James Bond or Princess Leia or Agent Mulder or Samantha Carter into the cast AND THEN the work came alive.

(In retrospect, I should've done that for Joseph Conrad's THE HEART OF DARKNESS, because we hates it, Preciouss.)

I've also taken to crackifying movies and TV shows.

Most recently:

"District 9"
Wikus Van Der Merwe = Rodney McKay ("It's the swietie man!" LOL!)
Christopher Johnson = Samantha Carter
Christopher Johnson's son = babified!Daniel
Koobus = Ba'al

"Logan's Run" (I rented the DVD because it'd been decades since I've seen it. Wow! Nudity!)
Logan 5 = tried Vala Mal Doran, but kept seeing Aeryn Sun (you know, Sandman = Peacekeeper)
Jessica = Daniel Jackson (because Jessica was too passive and I needed to imagine someone smarter and more action-y) but had to keep switching to John Crichton when Logan got very Aeryn
Francis = Teal'c (only I pretended he had a happy ending)
Carousel = Ori altar
Old Man = Jack O'Neill from "Brief Candle"

What's your crack?
campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
My Farscape: The Complete Series DVDs arrived a day early yesterday (of course while I was out) but it sure was nice that they were home waiting for me!

Oh, how I love them! I thought they'd be in those thin-packs, but it's even BETTER! Each SEASON is stored in one standard-thickness plastic case with 2 hinged double-sided "leaves" inside (I dunno the industry packaging term), accommodating up to 6 discs each when the sides are used for storage, for a total of 5 cases (1 for each season plus the bonus features).

There's no mini-episode-guide booklet (as with the Stargate: SG-1 Complete Series) because THEY PRINTED THE TITLE OF EACH EPISODE ON ITS DISC! Genius. Well, an obvious user-friendly feature that the dorks who did the packaging for the Stargate set didn't do.

Another nicety? The menu interface doesn't have THOSE DAMNED ANNOYING ANIMATED EXPLOSIONS every time you make a menu selection. OMG, on the old Farscape DVDs I rented at my local video store, the animated menu drove me batshit. It was... interesting... the first time I used it, then became a frustrating delay when I wanted space porn ASAP. So YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY to the new minimalistic menu and its ease of selection both on a TV screen and on a computer with a mouse.

Now, levitation:

Whenever Rygel appears onscreen FLOATING, I squee. There's just something about a levitating pain-in-the-ass that makes my day.
Dominar Rygel on his sled

Could be that when I first saw the De Laurentis movie "Dune" and the swollen, dissolute Baron Harkonnen appeared, solving his mobility problems with a hydraulic suit that levitated him around, I fell in love. Only in speculative fiction do you get LEVITATING characters.
Vladimir Harkonnen - Floating Fat Man

So when The Cigarette-Smoking-Prior levitated Cam in the Stargate SG-1 ep "The Fourth Horseman Part 2", I officially fell in love with Colonel Cameron "Camshaft" Mitchell.
Toss me a Cameron, please.
campylobacter: my sweet (Qetesh)
OMG OMG OMG OMG! 3 days to science fiction cocaine!

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via USPS (estimated delivery date: November 20, 2009).
campylobacter: my sweet (Qetesh)
The John and Aeryn Porn show to Pink's song "OMG"

That settles it. I'm totally buying Farscape: The Complete Series. Four years of space pr0n for only $105.00?

campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
Why can't I stop watching Claudia Black in a Bikini on Farscape?

I was on YouTube to hear Eric Cartman singing Lady Gaga's Pokerface and guess I got distracted.

On a Trey Parker/Matt Stone related note, I bought & watched "Orgazmo" on DVD last night and laughed my stupid ass off, dreaming about a smutty Stargate crackfic using the "an alien artifact made us do it" trope. Viva l'Orgazmorator! What boggles me is that "Orgazmo" got an NC-17 rating, while "Zack & Miri Make a Porno" got an R.

PS: I also rented "Pitch Black" to see Claudia -- which I did -- but didn't finish the rest of the movie.


Oct. 26th, 2009 01:29 pm
campylobacter: are you mocking my hat? (tinhat)
If I ever jump on the NaNoWriMo bandwagon, I'd only generate a bunch of porny, non-sequitur fanfic that crosses over The X-Files with Stargate SG-1, Lord of the Rings, Dr. Who, Firefly, Farscape, Monty Python's Flying Circus & South Park, then feel as though I'd totally wasted time better spent generating a meticulously-edited 5000-word smutbiscuit.

I mean, seriously, I cannot expect anyone to suffer reading the kind of crap I'd produce for NaNoWriMo. More power to ya if anyone on my f-list does the NaNoWriMo, because you're doing what I simply cannot commit to doing.
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (Default)
Started renting Farscape DVDs a few weeks ago, and now I'm in love with a leviathan. Literally.

Just watched "Tech Girl" and the way Moya's cobbled shield was penetrated by spermlike shuttlecraft, and now I'm swirling in this cosmic metaphor of a giant womb nurturing the wounded detritus of disparate races, melding them into higher aspects of themselves.

Not to mention I'm now 'shipping Aeryn/Gilena (courtesy of Claudia Black's powerful, subtle goodbye scene), 'cuz I can't quite see past my indifference to Vala/Cam to 'ship Aeryn and John.

Open Journal

Friend/de-Friend/Ban me = it's all good.

Fandom's more fun when you're an equal-opportunity pervert (multi-shipper). Set porn goggles to maximum!

Mostly Stargate SG-1 with an intermittent chance of SGA & The X-Files.


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