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STARGATE 4.19 "Prodigy"

FRI, 15:29: Why can't I stop being distracted by her oversized nostrils? #Stargate #Prodigy
FRI, 15:47: Angry fireflies + Dr. Bill Lee + Cadet Nostrils = USAF female recruitment agitprop #Stargate

FRI, 19:10: RT @jgem87: I wish Dr. Bettina Fairchild was my doctor...lol

FRI, 11:50: Community importing is live at @dreamwidth
OMG At first they said it couldn't be done because of intellectual property issues, but OpenID seems to be the solution to giving people control over their content. WIN!!!!!

FRI, 14:21: RT @CarrieFFisher: My friend went to St. Barts and all she got was an unsaintly vaginal infection. I am going to have t-shirts made.
FRI, 15:07: RT @aboleyn: @TheBloggess I dare you to stand up and yell "I've had enough of these mother effing zombies on this mother effing plane."

WRESTLING IS HOMOEROTIC & VERIZON = DOUCHEBAG

FRI, 18:37: RT @HortonRemstead: Oh my GOD wrestling is SO FREAKING DUMB
FRI, 19:01: RT @HortonRemstead: I am not being flippant when I say this bit of the wrestling is GAY......look at it, it's so gay......
FRI, 12:26: RT @Change: BREAKING: CNN just read statement from Verizon CEO that they respect consumer feedback and are dropping the $2 fee.

Current Mood: determined
Current Music: Right Said Fred "Don't Talk Just Kiss"

Shaking & crying. This fanvid is gorgeous & beautiful. This is why we geeks prefer science fiction to mainstream fare — epic moments are more epic.

Battlestar Galactica
Doctor Who
Dollhouse
Farscape
Firefly
Fringe
Haven
Lost
Supernatural
Stargate SG-1
Stargate Atlantis
Stargate Universe

Turn to Stone: A Science Fiction Tribute by

valamd

Current Mood: touched
Current Music: Ingrid Michaelson "Turn to Stone"

3 days ago,

shakespherical sent me some sassy gay goggles and I just now got around to thanking her for them.

I'm a stupid bee-otch. If I'd had a sassy gay Vala as a friend, this would not have happened.( Apologies to anyone who had this entire picspam displayed on your Friends page; LJ f'ed up my cut markup LIKE A STUPID BITCH. Vala disapproves )

Current Mood: embarrassed
Current Music: Ludacris: "Move Bitch"

Why wasn't I following Rockne O'Bannon's Tweets earlier?

THIS WILL BE AWESOME.

(Psst... O'Bannon, could you please buy the rights to the Stargate franchise from MGM?)

via

ohnotheydidnt 's repub of Television Blend's article:
Farscape Creator Rockne O'Bannon Very Excited About A Huge New Series For Syfy

(rumors/speculation that it's an Alien Nation reboot collab with Tim Minnear)

Current Mood: excited
Current Music: Subvision & Guy Gross "Farscape Opening Titles S1"

Clicking the pictures links to the source. :-D There's a LOT of fandom eye candy to perv over at Tumblr as well as LJ.

Tue, 12:35: Photo: Multicolored DEAL WITH IT Torri Higginson! http://tumblr.com/xxs1ehu5ar
Tue, 12:43: Photo: littlegoldfishes: ZOMG it’s armless, legless Ma Peacock rolling out from under the bed! RUN AWAY,... http://tumblr.com/xxs1ehwwq2
Tue, 13:17: RT @higginsoninfo: Exciting announcement! @higginsoninfo has been officially endorsed by the lovely Torri Higginson!
Tue, 15:13: Photo: › RYAN: Last name? VALA: Todad. Valerie Todad. › › Stargate SG-1 - 10x08 Memento Mori “Valerie Todad”... http://tumblr.com/xxs1ejirsw

( Lots of eye candy, not dialup friendly )

Current Mood: ecstatic
Current Music: Daft Punk: "Superheroes / Human After All / Rock’n’Roll mashup"

Mon, 20:52: RT @DavidBlue: On a serious note, I love everything @JimCameron has ever done & look forward to staring in "The Abyss 2", the trillion-d ...
Mon, 21:02: And another thing I hate about people who post to weepingcock: leaving the Subject line blank.
Mon, 23:04: Photo: gingasaurusrex: Dammit, I can’t read the point of origin on that ‘Gate, but I think this is P3Y-294. http://tumblr.com/xxs1ed1wqb
Mon, 23:06: lovesherbeyondhope: Throw me some beads, Claudia! http://tumblr.com/xxs1ed29qk
Mon, 23:08: Photo: lovesherbeyondhope: ::kneeling at Claudia’s feet:: http://tumblr.com/xxs1ed2ljg
Mon, 23:10: Photo: I ‘ship Aeryn/Chiana sometimes. :-D http://tumblr.com/xxs1ed31t8
Mon, 23:24: Photo: fuckyeahdanielvala: CAM: Don’t screw up. VALA: :-( DANIEL: 0_o CAM: And welcome aboard. VALA: :-D http://tumblr.com/xxs1ed5gjs
Mon, 23:29: Photo: gingasaurusrex: HELL YEAH SAM THAT 808 BUMP MAKE U PUT YO HANDS UP http://tumblr.com/xxs1ed6eo6
Mon, 23:34: Photo: digitaltroglodyte: Scorpius/Braca BDSM HELL YEAH http://tumblr.com/xxs1ed7801
Mon, 23:35: Photo: PREACH, Jonas. http://tumblr.com/xxs1ed7gz7

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Current Mood: bitchy
Current Music: Far East Movement: "Like a G6"

That awkward moment when you realize you FORGOT YOUR PAYPAL PASSWORD.

That awkward moment when you reset it just as your pirated WiFi cuts off. FOR 5 HOURS.

That awkward moment when you use a certain F-bomb in PayPal's automated customer service chatbox ("Virtual Assistant") and the chatbot asks you to keep the chat "G-rated". So you use "frell" instead.

That awkward moment when you call a real tech support person at PayPal to downgrade your account to "personal" from "premier" so you won't get charged extra to send money.

Teh intarwebz iz FUN and CONVENIENT. Especially for when I'm in a socially maladjusted mood.

Current Mood: cranky
Current Music: Cee-Lo Green: "Fuck You"

Ye gods, I'm in fangrrl heaven. My Stargate Vala Mal Doran #1 graphic novel arrived today from Dynamite Entertainment, and I'm more than pleased with the space porn.

( See more of Vala unclothed in bed... )

Current Mood: ecstatic
Current Music: Pussycat Dolls: "Don't Cha"

I bought a 250GB FireWire/USB portable hard drive for backing up all my porn (you know, fanfic, photos of bare arms on Stargate, fanvids, raunchy hip hop music...) and I wanted it to be compatible for both Windoze and my Macs.

The iomega eGo Portable mounted just fine on my iMac, but none of the Windoze laptops recognized it... until I had my iMac format it for MSDOS.

Now the drive will let any of my computers mount it!

So whaddya think I named her?

( The answer... )

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Primus: "Toys Go Winding Down"

C'mon, people. I know you've done it, too.

In seventh grade, you were assigned to read some "literature" for which it was difficult to identify with the characters, so you inserted James Bond or Princess Leia or Agent Mulder or Samantha Carter into the cast AND THEN the work came alive.

(In retrospect, I should've done that for Joseph Conrad's THE HEART OF DARKNESS, because we hates it, Preciouss.)

I've also taken to crackifying movies and TV shows.

Most recently:

"District 9"
Wikus Van Der Merwe = Rodney McKay ("It's the swietie man!" LOL!)
Christopher Johnson = Samantha Carter
Christopher Johnson's son = babified!Daniel
Koobus = Ba'al

"Logan's Run" (I rented the DVD because it'd been decades since I've seen it. Wow! Nudity!)
Logan 5 = tried Vala Mal Doran, but kept seeing Aeryn Sun (you know, Sandman = Peacekeeper)
Jessica = Daniel Jackson (because Jessica was too passive and I needed to imagine someone smarter and more action-y) but had to keep switching to John Crichton when Logan got very Aeryn
Francis = Teal'c (only I pretended he had a happy ending)
Carousel = Ori altar
Old Man = Jack O'Neill from "Brief Candle"

What's your crack?

Current Mood: curious
Current Music: Eminem: "Crack a Bottle"

My Farscape: The Complete Series DVDs arrived a day early yesterday (of course while I was out) but it sure was nice that they were home waiting for me!

Oh, how I love them! I thought they'd be in those thin-packs, but it's even BETTER! Each SEASON is stored in one standard-thickness plastic case with 2 hinged double-sided "leaves" inside (I dunno the industry packaging term), accommodating up to 6 discs each when the sides are used for storage, for a total of 5 cases (1 for each season plus the bonus features).

There's no mini-episode-guide booklet (as with the Stargate: SG-1 Complete Series) because THEY PRINTED THE TITLE OF EACH EPISODE ON ITS DISC! Genius. Well, an obvious user-friendly feature that the dorks who did the packaging for the Stargate set didn't do.

Another nicety? The menu interface doesn't have THOSE DAMNED ANNOYING ANIMATED EXPLOSIONS every time you make a menu selection. OMG, on the old Farscape DVDs I rented at my local video store, the animated menu drove me batshit. It was... interesting... the first time I used it, then became a frustrating delay when I wanted space porn ASAP. So YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY to the new minimalistic menu and its ease of selection both on a TV screen and on a computer with a mouse.

Now, levitation:

Whenever Rygel appears onscreen FLOATING, I squee. There's just something about a levitating pain-in-the-ass that makes my day.

Could be that when I first saw the De Laurentis movie "Dune" and the swollen, dissolute Baron Harkonnen appeared, solving his mobility problems with a hydraulic suit that levitated him around, I fell in love. Only in speculative fiction do you get LEVITATING characters.

So when The Cigarette-Smoking-Prior levitated Cam in the Stargate SG-1 ep "The Fourth Horseman Part 2", I officially fell in love with Colonel Cameron "Camshaft" Mitchell.

Current Mood: excited
Current Music: David Bowie: "Space Oddity"

OMG OMG OMG OMG! 3 days to science fiction cocaine!

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via USPS (estimated delivery date: November 20, 2009).

Current Mood: ecstatic
Current Music: April March: "Chick Habit"

The John and Aeryn Porn show to Pink's song "OMG"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvEnpjw7wE4&NR=1&feature=fvwp

That settles it. I'm totally buying Farscape: The Complete Series. Four years of space pr0n for only $105.00?

WORTH IT.

Current Mood: giddy
Current Music: Pink: "OMG"

Why can't I stop watching Claudia Black in a Bikini on Farscape?

I was on YouTube to hear Eric Cartman singing Lady Gaga's Pokerface and guess I got distracted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qST5eVLudrQ

On a Trey Parker/Matt Stone related note, I bought & watched "Orgazmo" on DVD last night and laughed my stupid ass off, dreaming about a smutty Stargate crackfic using the "an alien artifact made us do it" trope. Viva l'Orgazmorator! What boggles me is that "Orgazmo" got an NC-17 rating, while "Zack & Miri Make a Porno" got an R.

PS: I also rented "Pitch Black" to see Claudia -- which I did -- but didn't finish the rest of the movie.

Current Mood: silly
Current Music: Eric Cartman: "Pokerface"

If I ever jump on the NaNoWriMo bandwagon, I'd only generate a bunch of porny, non-sequitur fanfic that crosses over The X-Files with Stargate SG-1, Lord of the Rings, Dr. Who, Firefly, Farscape, Monty Python's Flying Circus & South Park, then feel as though I'd totally wasted time better spent generating a meticulously-edited 5000-word smutbiscuit.

I mean, seriously, I cannot expect anyone to suffer reading the kind of crap I'd produce for NaNoWriMo. More power to ya if anyone on my f-list does the NaNoWriMo, because you're doing what I simply cannot commit to doing.

Current Mood: pessimistic
Current Music: Shirley Bassey: "Goldfinger"

Started renting Farscape DVDs a few weeks ago, and now I'm in love with a leviathan. Literally.

Just watched "Tech Girl" and the way Moya's cobbled shield was penetrated by spermlike shuttlecraft, and now I'm swirling in this cosmic metaphor of a giant womb nurturing the wounded detritus of disparate races, melding them into higher aspects of themselves.

Not to mention I'm now 'shipping Aeryn/Gilena (courtesy of Claudia Black's powerful, subtle goodbye scene), 'cuz I can't quite see past my indifference to Vala/Cam to 'ship Aeryn and John.

Current Music: Oingo Boingo: "Weird Science"

campy's porn shack

Nude Skeletons: flesh optional

Cadet Nostrils

FANVID REC: "Turn to Stone: A Science Fiction Tribute" by valamd

MINI PICSPAM: Look at your life. Look at your choices.

NEWS: Farscape Creator Rockne O'Bannon Excited About New Series

Tweets: Chillax, peeps. Sam’s in the Control Room.

Tweets: SWEATY CLAUDIA. SMILING CLAUDIA. My day is complete.

PERSONAL: I put the PAL in PayPal.

STARGATE: Vala + Nudity + Gun

FARSCAPE: naming my new portable hard drive

FANDOM: Crack Crossovers

FARSCAPE: Levitation turns me on.

Farscape: Frell me dead

The John and Aeryn Porn show to Pink's song "OMG"

Claudia Black in a Bikini on Farscape

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I'm 'shipping Moya

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