campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)
TITLE: Olfactophilia 1/1
AUTHOR: [personal profile] campylobacter/[livejournal.com profile] campylobacter
BETA-READERS: Many thanks to [personal profile] magnavox_23/[livejournal.com profile] magnavox_23 for early story consultation, & to [personal profile] shakespherical/[livejournal.com profile] shakespherical for taking a righteous machete to the final draft.
PAIRING: Daniel/Vala
RATING: NC-17/Adult/FRAO (sexually explicit)
CATEGORY/GENRE: smut; missing scene
DATE: 9 September 2011
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: 9x04 "The Ties That Bind"
ARCHIVE: permission granted; drop me a URL after you archive so I can link to it
WORD COUNT: 1096
DISCLAIMER: MGM heartily doesn't endorse unauthorized, pornographic derivative works of content it owns but refuses to continue with more movies.

NOTES: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] one_prompt Summer Extravaganza 2011 "Breathe". Raunchiest thing I've ever written for Stargate, but with a hint of vanilla overtones.

SUMMARY/SYNOPSIS/PREMISE: Vala left a little something behind in Daniel's bed before he kicked her out.

Read more (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!) ... )
campylobacter: ickle Voldykins (Voldykins)
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Read bad Harry Potter porn.
campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)
faux Fandemonium book coverTITLE: "Forward Distortion: The Day We Have"
AUTHOR: [personal profile] campylobacter
EDITORS: [personal profile] hummingfly67 , shakespherical
STORY & CANON CONSULTANTS: [personal profile] cleothemuse , lc59
FRENCH PROOFREADER: lusitanianotter
BANNER & WALLPAPER MANIPS: [personal profile] eilidh17 , csichick-2
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
PAIRINGS: Daniel/Vala (other pairings require het or slash goggles, available for purchase at any fine department store)
RATING: NC-17/Adult (violence; language; sexual situations; individual chapters specify content ratings)
STATUS: serialized
SPOILERS: SG-1 (Crusade, Flesh and Blood, Shell Game {audio book}, Unending, Ark of Truth) SGA (First Contact/The Lost Tribe)
TIMELINE: post-SGU "Air" (Col. Carter commands the USS Hammond.)
ARCHIVE: Permission granted; drop me a URL if, for some reason, you aren't afraid to archive it -- I'll link to it from my blog.
CATEGORY/GENRE: Action/Adventure, Team; Romance, Het, First Time
WORD COUNT: 20,000+

PREMISE/SUMMARY: The former team members of SG-1 reunite on Col. Samantha Carter's USS Hammond to bring the Ark of Truth to a remote planet off the Stargate network where a renegade Prior is rumored to enslave the population in the production of kassa. Along the way, Sam's tests on the Ark cause disturbing side effects involving dreams of events that Teal'c won't corroborate. And of course once SG-1 reaches the planet, Vala confronts someone from her past, while Daniel must helplessly watch as things don't go according to plan...

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Originally inspired by the prompt "Sometimes I think to myself, 'This is it... This is going to be the day we have a nice, sane, boring mission.'" at one_prompt, but it grew beyond the deadline and is now big enough for the 2011 Big Bang of stargate-summer / [community profile] stargate_summer . Although this story includes the villain & spoilers for the Stargate SG-1 audio book "Shell Game" and the Stargate Atlantis episodes "First Contact/The Lost Tribe", you need not have heard/seen them to follow the plot.

Read the Prologue... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (hold on)
"Big Mistake Part 3: Proclaiming the Ephemeral Beauty"
AUTHOR: [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter 
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
PAIRINGS: Daniel/Vala (references to Daniel/Sha're, Vala/Tomin)
CHARACTERS: (this part) Hank Landry, Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson
RATING: NC-17/Adult (see warnings)
WARNINGS: Serious triggers for references to abortion & miscarriage
STATUS: complete
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: Vala backstory; 10x20 Unending
ARCHIVE: Permission granted; drop me a URL if, for some reason, you aren't afraid to archive it -- I'll link to it from my blog.
CATEGORY/GENRE: Angst, darkfic, missing scenes
SERIES: "Big Mistake" for [livejournal.com profile] one_prompt "I think we made a big mistake"
WORD COUNT: 611/1897
SUMMARY: Missing scenes from Crusade, Prometheus Unbound, and Unending, connected by a subject women don't speak of in public.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Mentions here of Jacek & Inago, not exactly the most wonderful characters you've ever met. Also, I'm using the DVD commentaries to interpret The Daniel/Vala Hurt/Comfort Scene in Unending.

Previously:
Part 1: Corned Piggot
Part 2: Survival by Symbiont
Daniel holds crying Vala in Unending

Caveat lector... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (hold on)
"Big Mistake Part 1: Corned Piggot "
AUTHOR: [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter 
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
PAIRINGS: Daniel/Vala (reference to Vala/Tomin in this part)
CHARACTERS: (this part) Vala Mal Doran, Denya, Seevis
RATING: NC-17/Adult (see warnings)
WARNINGS: Serious triggers for references to prostitution, abortion, miscarriage, extreme medical injury, ableist pejorative
STATUS: complete
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: Vala backstory; 8x12 Prometheus Unbound, 9x19 Crusade, 10x20 Unending
ARCHIVE: Permission granted; drop me a URL if, for some reason, you aren't afraid to archive it -- I'll link to it from my blog.
CATEGORY/GENRE: Angst, darkfic, missing scenes
SERIES: "Big Mistake" for [livejournal.com profile] one_prompt "I think we made a big mistake"
WORD COUNT: 566/1897
SUMMARY: Missing scenes from Crusade, Prometheus Unbound, and Unending, connected by a subject women don't speak of in public.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm not gonna blame you if you don't read past the 1st sentence, refuse to comment, or leave me anonymous wank for this. THIS IS NOT FICTION FOR CHILDREN. The restricted rating isn't for porn or violence; it's for some heavily adult topics & women's issues. Un-beta'd because I started this 1 day before the deadline & published late. (For what it's worth, it does have a happy ending...)
Denya & Vala share a meal in the tavern

Caveat lector... )
campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
TITLE: Daniel, Sideways
AUTHOR: [personal profile] campylobacter
BETA_READER: shakespherical
RATING: NC-17
PAIRING: Cam/Vala (Daniel/Vala)
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
CATEGORY: "Memento Mori" missing scene
WORD COUNT: 346
PREMISE: Cam is helpless to prevent Vala from using her mouth to try to jog her memory.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Comment fic belatedly written for Porn Battle X. Prompts by [personal profile] grammarwoman : "recognition, second-best".
Vala tends her patient, Cam
Read the porn... )
campylobacter: my sweet (Qetesh)
Porn Battle XWhen [personal profile] ivanolix mentioned in her LJ that:
"Porn Battle X is taking prompts until tomorrow. I was kind of overwhelmed reading all the comments so far[...]), and may have to add more later. Daniel/Vala fans, where are you? I feel self-conscious leaving prompts if I'm the only one."

I immediately went to the Porn Battle X entry and posted some prompts:

1st Set
Stargate SG-1, Daniel/Vala, pegging, surveillance, pay-per-view, toes
Stargate SG-1, Sha're/Vala, parallel, convergent
Stargate SG-1, Daniel/Sha're/Vala, inevitable, indulgent
Stargate SG-1, Sam/Vala, leather, crystals, father
Stargate SG-1, Sam/Janet/Vala, paradise, latex, braids
Stargate SG-1, Daniel/Jack/Vala, commitment, waiting, Washington, Lucian, undercover
Crossover, Stargate SG-1/Stargate Atlantis, Daniel/Vala/Teyla, ZPM, Ark, Wraith
Crossover, Stargate SG-1/Stargate Universe, Vala/Chloe, Kino, stones

I also took the plunge and asked for an invite code of [personal profile] laitaine , who graciously provided me one. And it took only 13 minutes for DW to import all my LJ entries since I started in 2003! Stoke-sies!
 
Had I known how EASY it is to cross-post entries (set your cross-posting prefs in your DW profile, and post from DW first) I'd've done this AGES ago. One word of warning: import your icons one-by-one into DW before running the import if you already have a couple uploaded here. Other than that, smooth sailing.

It also helps that since 2003, I've always been aware of which posts to F-lock and which ones to keep public, so I have no "legacy" privacy issues.

Anyone who's on the fence about opening a DreamWidth account should rest assured that it's incredibly easy and worth the effort to expand into another wonderful group of like-minded crazies. ;-)
campylobacter: Geek Sexy Daniel (geek-sexy)
I dunno why I'm so stoked that a site that accepts self-submissions makes me excited that I'm archived on it, but finally:

"We have accepted the story you submitted to All Daniel Fic. Thank you!"

Yay! Two of my drabbles had been rejected, so having "Bookends, or Six Ways 'Til Sunday" archived at AllDanielFic makes my day. :-)

Open Journal

Friend/de-Friend/Ban me = it's all good.

Fandom's more fun when you're an equal-opportunity pervert (multi-shipper). Set porn goggles to maximum!

Mostly Stargate SG-1 with an intermittent chance of SGA & The X-Files.

BEWARE: My LJ is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

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