campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)

TITLE: Once Upon a Ha'tak
AUTHOR: [personal profile] campylobacter
BETA READER: [ profile] oceania
RATING: PG-13/Teens
CATEGORY: Gen; Alternate Universe; crack fairy tale
CHARACTERS: Samantha Carter, Qetesh, Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson, Cameron Mitchell, Teal'c, Jack O'Neill
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: transition from Classic Team to New Team (Seasons 8, 9 & 10)
PROMPT: #29 Daniel and Vala. She first and foremost wanted to be his friend.

SUMMARY/PREMISE: Stargate SG-1 vs the Brothers Grimm version of Beauty & the Beast. For the 2013 [community profile] sg1friendathon Frenzy.

Click here to read on DW )
campylobacter: ::iz ded:: (iz-ded)

TITLE: J is for Jonas Hanson 1/1

[personal profile] campylobacter 
PAIRING: Gen, but references Samantha Carter/Jonas Hanson
RATING: PG-13/Teens/FRT (mild language)
CHARACTERS: Jonas Hanson, Samantha Carter, Jack O'Neill
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: heavy references to 1x05 "The First Commandment"
ARCHIVED: also at AO3

DISCLAIMER: Hey MGM, gimme the rights to the Stargate franchise if you're not gonna do anything with them anymore.

SUMMARY: A brief tribute to the man Sam Carter was engaged to, told from his point of view. (For the SG-1 Gen Fic Day "SGC Alphabet Soup" October 2012 anthology.)


Read the story... )


campylobacter: campy's porn shack (fear)
In the same mimetic vein as the entry posted by fanfic author & friend [ profile] lolmac Looking for Daniel in all the right places wherein she asks for advice from "ardent Jacksonians" about how to write Daniel, and what's good or bad in the way he's depicted in canon & in fanfic, I'm asking the Samantha-stans, Carter-istas, Sam-fanatics & Stargate fans on my F-List (anons, too!):

How do you write Sam Carter in character?

I've been STUCK on TWO fan fiction stories in which I can't resist writing from this amazing military astrophysicist's PoV, but am having major anxiety that I might get her wrong.
  1. What is it about Sam that you love?
  2. What makes you squee?
  3. What do you most love to see her do?
  4. What are the elements of a Sam story that you love the most?
  5. What do you really like seeing her do in fic? On the show? Both?
  6. What is the most epic of Sam WIN?
  7. What annoys and pisses you off when you see it in fan fiction?
  8. What are the stupid/shallow/careless misinterpretations of Sam that must be avoided?
  9. What qualifies as Sam!Fail?
  10. Any other pointers, tips, criticisms, & pet peeves also welcome!

RELATED: Meta: The Evolution of Samantha Carter (or Why I Love Sam) by [ profile] rachel500
campylobacter: my sweet (Qetesh)
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RODNEY MCKAY: 135, but I'm shooting for 150 soon. 3.14159265358--
JOHN SHEPPARD: Um, Rodney? We don't care. (I've memorized 50, by the way.)
SAMANTHA CARTER: The Asgard data core once allowed me to enter up to 20 digits of pi to calculate a solar phase shift with random vect--
JACK O'NEILL: Carter, stop. The only pie worth talking about is one I'm about to eat.
DANIEL JACKSON: In Greek it's pronounced π, which is the first letter of περιφέρεια--
JACK: Daniel.
VALA MAL DORAN: General, you simply MUST taste the fruit pie Cameron's mother makes.
CAM MITCHELL: Aw yeah! I'm tellin' ya, hand-picked raspberries make all the difference. 
TEAL'C: How may we obtain this pie?

[ profile] sg_fignewton's got some Samantha Carter genfic recs & graphics in honor of National Pi Day!

And HEY, y'all gotta vote for SG-1's astrophysicist in the [ profile] sf_marchmadness Sweet Sixteen!

If voting once isn't enough, vote for Sam 4 more times in [ profile] holdouttrout 's SUPER AWESOME POLL OF AWESOME. :D

More pictures behind the cut... )
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I'm not voting in the 2012 FANDOM STEEL CAGE MATCH MARCH MADNESS SWEET 16, because I just don't care, but OMG...

the Sci-Fi/Fantasy March Madness is a heartbreakingly, coin-flippingly awesome bucketful of FEELS.

I mean, Samantha Carter vs. Jack O'Neill? WHY????????? Choose between them? So I asked myself "What would Jack do?" and voted.

Which leads me to recommend:

TITLE: Round Two
AUTHOR: [ profile] openended
Click here to read the story on AO3

campylobacter: campy's porn shack (Stargate)
Shaking & crying. This fanvid is gorgeous & beautiful. This is why we geeks prefer science fiction to mainstream fare — epic moments are more epic.
  1. Battlestar Galactica
  2. Doctor Who
  3. Dollhouse
  4. Farscape
  5. Firefly
  6. Fringe
  7. Haven
  8. Lost
  9. Supernatural
  10. Stargate SG-1
  11. Stargate Atlantis
  12. Stargate Universe

campylobacter: campy's porn shack (kissed a girl)
I'm pimping this fanfic event hosted by [ profile] ariestess at Fireworks 11: The [Totally Not] Annual [ profile] femslash_today  Porn Battle :: Prompt Posting

The Porn Battle is now OPEN.

You have until 2359 PST on Sunday 10 July 2011 to post your piece.

Stargate SG-1 prompts, including CAMO THONG... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (SNAP!)
Ladies & Fanfic Writers, Start Your Engines!

Moritz writes: “Would be great, if you can give some information about the storyline of the moonbase Carter was talking about on Continuum. What was the plan for?”

Answer: I’m not sure if she was kidding or not, but Atlantis is the moonbase – as we reveal in Stargate: Extinction.
(from Joe Mallozzi's Mailbag 17 May 2011)
Also, the SGC would've been revealed to the public.
flo also writes: “Did you plan a stargate reveal at some point ? Ever since it was planned to happened at the end of “Lost City” then cancelled when SG1 was renewed, i’ve always hoped we would see it at some point.”

Answer: This subject (the revelation and its many implications) would have formed the plot for the planned SG-1 movie, Stargate: Revolution.
from Joe Mallozzi's Mailbag 12 May 2011
OMG plotbunnies plotbunnies plotbunnies...
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (sarcasm)
TITLE: Jack & Sam Dr. Suess Porn
AUTHORS: [ profile] shakespherical  & [ profile] campylobacter
RATING: R/Mature
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
CROSS-POSTED TO: [ profile] sam_and_jack on 15 May 2011, and [ profile] crackified_gate on 14 May 2011
CATEGORY: poetry (bad); crack
CHARACTERS: Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter
SUMMARY/PREMISE: [ profile] shakespherical  was SO inspired by some gawdawful Sam/Jack fanfiction I rec'ed to her, that she dropped Jack & Sam into "Green Eggs & Ham". I added Daniel, Teal'c, and astrophysics.

I am Jack

I'm a jock
Jack the Jock.
Don't show this to the kids... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (fear)
(Ganked from [ profile] shakespherical )

1) List 5 things you can see without moving.Read more... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (awesome)
One of the most transforming effects of having a Tumblr blog is getting to know Amanda Tapping fangirls who are also Sam/Jack 'shippers.

It's like a weird AU where I almost feel like a Unitarian at a Baptist Tent Revival because none of the names I'm used to seeing in the Jack/Daniel or Daniel/Vala communities are present or familiar at first, but then I find myself surprised to have actually written my first Sam/Jack, just as some Sam/Jack 'shippers tolerate the Jack/Daniel squee and start noticing the unsubtle HoYay between Jack & Daniel. :U

It's such a relief (as a survivor of the crossfire in the 'shipper vs. noromo wars of The X-Files fandom) to discover a community of Stargate fans who perv over the whole damn team -- Classic SG-1 as well as New!Team. So there does exist a corner of the Stargate fandom where it's not a traumatizingly wanky place where fans fight like 3-year-olds over which pairing should be the only one to exist, because really, WTF is that about?

(Rarely) Pure And (Never) Simple
by [ profile] pepper_field
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1410
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Summary: This wasn't a situation she'd ever expected to relive.
Reason for Rec'ing: [ profile] pepper_field 's story is based on the crack premise that Sam is a virgin, linked from a really funny fanfic meta by [ profile] rowan_d  about some of the Samantha Carter & Helen Magnus stories that overlook rather obvious features of the characters.

Today you are.
campylobacter: Jack, I'm pregnant. (MPREG)
Read more... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (awesome)
Clicking the pictures links to the source. :-D There's a LOT of fandom eye candy to perv over at Tumblr as well as LJ.

Lots of eye candy, not dialup friendly )
campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
Read more... )
campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)

The Hand Not Holding Beer

AUTHOR: campylobacter
PROMPT: "drunken karaoke" by dannysgirlsg1 at comment_fic
CHARACTERS: Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson; (Teal'c, Cam, & Sam along for the Daniel/Vala Show)
PAIRING: Daniel/Vala
CATEGORY: Romance, angst/fluff
RATING: PG-13/Teen (alcohol)
SPOILERS: actually, just brief references to 9x02 "Avalon 2", 9x06 "Beachhead", 10x08 "Memento Mori"
TIMELINE: post-Continuum
DISCLAIMER: This is Stargate SG-1 fanfic. Brad Wright is welcome sue me after he gets around to making the 3rd Stargate movie.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: LJ comment fic's usually 4300 characters (700-800 words) long. Um, this one got out of control.
PREMISE: What song would Daniel sing on the karaoke machine at Siler's promotion party?

Not a date...
Read the story... )
campylobacter: WTF? (wtf)
Wednesday was a long day at work; I was finally at home, decompressing, reading some hot Daniel/Vala smut... and then after leaving a review, I got the notion to try something new: a Daniel/Sam story.

Because I don't 'ship Daniel & Sam, I wanted to gain insight into their relationship dynamic from another segment of the Stargate fandom. What is it about their interaction that I might be missing? Because when I see MS & AT in scenes together, their body language is the same as my body language around my brother. Have I been projecting my perceptions as an older sister onto Sam's character? I wanted to see if the Daniel/Sam fandom handily destroys the fanon of Sam & Daniel as "just like brother & sister".
Amanda kisses Michael

And now I'm pissed: there's Vala-bashing in the Sam/Daniel story.
Vala [....] could tell that something was up. It didn’t take her long to notice the furtive glances. The close proximity. Even the occasional drifting hand under the commissary tables. At first she was angry. This blonde harlot stole HER Daniel away. But as she watched them, she knew that Daniel was never really hers. And in true Vala fashion, she turned her sights to someone else.

Hello? "True Vala fashion" would be for Vala to ask if she could join them in a threesome. Vala doesn't think of Sam as a "harlot"; in fact, she respects Sam's authority as a leader (see "The Uninvited") and spends time shopping and drinking with her ("Family Ties").

Why does an author need to bash a character for the sake of focusing on their fave OTP? WTF???!!!!

I don't bash Daniel/Sam in my stories, or any other pairing. In fact, as a multi-shipper, I toss in innuendo for other pairings (Jack/Daniel & Sam/Vala being a couple favorites) because it gives the characterizations more energy and dynamism, and acknowledges the depth of their previous history together.

Anyone have any Sam/Daniel fanfic recs that don't have character bashing? Maybe there should be warnings on 'shipper fics if there's character bashing... LOL. "Sam/Vala antipathy" or something. Because it ruined my evening.
campylobacter: Geek Sexy Daniel (geek-sexy)
Last year while I was writing "Bookends", I asked [ profile] cleothemuse  "What kind of car does Daniel drive?" She listed several options: the Land Rover he rented in Cairo, a Jeep, or Jack's truck, which Jack might've left when he moved to DC. I chose Jack's truck. I was just over at [ profile] lc59's Colour Meme, and she's given Vala a 1965 Mustang Shelby Fastback.

So canonically, what kind of vehicles do Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter, Cameron Mitchell, and Daniel Jackson drive?

Do Teal'c and Vala drive cars?
See photos of their vehicles... )

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