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I live in San Diego. I MISSED Claudia Black at Comic Con. Because I didn't go. Because badges sold out in 3 minutes. Because I didn't run over that pedestrian on Mission Center Blvd. & steal his badge.
( more Claudia behind the cut )

So I'm searching my hard drive for a missing genfic scene I wrote months ago for Stargate's "Ark of Truth", where it's all heroism and action and pew-pew-pew after Teal'c gets shot by the Ori staff blast...

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traycer_ has posted an awesome entry at fandom_grammar titled "What is the Difference Between Alternate Reality and Alternate Universe?"

Here's my Stargate-centric visual guide based on traycer_'s definitions, using screen grabs/production stills from the episodes/movies. I probably am missing some eps, namely because I haven't seen all of Seasons 3 thru 8 yet, so feel free to point me in the direction of any relevant episodes & screen grabs that you think should be included.

( Lots of pictures, not dialup friendly... )

SG-1 is my favorite food! Thanks to shakespherical for collaborating on this, and FUCK YOU LJ for erasing it when I was almost done so I had to reconstruct hours of work.

( Pictures of SG-1 and their favorites eats... )

Prometheus Unbound Challenge Day 25 for daniel_vala 

Vala & Daniel don't kiss once on the Prometheus; they kiss THREE TIMES.

I have proof.


( Look at teh pr0n! You know you wanna... )

Last year while I was writing "Bookends", I asked cleothemuse  "What kind of car does Daniel drive?" She listed several options: the Land Rover he rented in Cairo, a Jeep, or Jack's truck, which Jack might've left when he moved to DC. I chose Jack's truck. I was just over at lc59's Colour Meme, and she's given Vala a 1965 Mustang Shelby Fastback.

So canonically, what kind of vehicles do Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter, Cameron Mitchell, and Daniel Jackson drive?

Do Teal'c and Vala drive cars?
( See photos of their vehicles... )

AUTHOR: campylobacter
CHARACTERS: Vala Mal Doran, Carolyn Lam, Cameron Mitchell, Daniel Jackson, Teal'c, Hank Landry, Samantha Carter
RATING: PG / Older kids
DATE: started Monday 2 November 2009
STATUS: complete
SEASON/SPOILERS: 10x08 Memento Mori missing scenes (references 2x03 Prisoners, 3x11 Past and Present, 9x11 The Fourth Horseman Part 2, 10x18 Family Ties)
ARCHIVE: permission granted; drop me a URL if you archive it so I can pimp it on my blog

GENRE: missing scenes
WARNING: none (although you can wear slash or 'ship goggles and see some fun stuff)
SERIES: Stand-alone companion piece to Celebration in Order (which is porny) -- this fic isn't. :-(
WORD COUNT: 1115
DISCLAIMER: Stargate SG-1 and X-Files characters belong to whoever currently owns the copyrights.

NOTES: Written for sg_fignewton 's Vala Alphabet Soup SG-1 Gen Fic Day. Scene 1 kindly beta-read by hummingfly67 . Captain Planet and Linea/Ke'ra references inspired by conversations with magnavox_23  .

SUMMARY/SYNOPSIS/PREMISE:
Scene 1: Vala discusses her fitness for active duty with Dr. Lam.
Scene 2: Vala celebrates her SG-1 membership over barbecued ribs.

Also includes Picspam (at bottom of entry) of actors in both their roles in The X-Files & Stargate SG-1

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