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Such sad news: Joel Goldsmith, 54, composer of Stargate TV music for SG-1, Stargate Atlantis & Stargate: Universe, has ascended to the Choir Invisible. This was first announced on the GateWorld Twitter feed.

Joel Goldsmith took the original David Arnold score from the 1994 Stargate movie and built an aural universe from it, full of hope, tragedy, loss, humor, joy and most importantly a sense of wonder -- the very core of what makes science fiction so appealing. The 3 of his CDs which I've imported into my iTunes library have been replayed SO MANY TIMES that the playcounts for EACH track, number between 136-303. His music is the background to my fanfic reading & writing. Goldsmith's music makes the moments I watch SG-1 & SGA so much more visceral. His recurring themes are characters unto themselves. I mourn his passing; his music lives forever in my heart & ears.

Stargate SG-1 "Ascension" Theme from "Meridian": A spare, simple harp ostinato with flute & strings accompanies Daniel Jackson on his journey from this plane to another.


Stargate Atlantis: "Atlantis Takes Flight": This inspiring march for brass, strings & woodwinds SOARS as the sleeping city emerges from the ocean; always gives me chills.

Stargate SG-1 Continuum "New Identities": This poignant musical portrait of isolation & patience describes how it feels to be wrenched from almost everything you love.

Stargate: Universe "Long Journey": Possibly the last piece Goldsmith composed for the Stargate franchise, it's a piano piece describing latent promise, with a cello underscoring the sadness of the farewell, plus a violin lending a bright echo of hope.

Title: Faulty System
Author: campylobacter
Beta-Reader: shakespherical (who prevented my Zelenka from sounding like Pavel Chekov)
Fandoms: Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis
Word count: 1333
Rating/Warning: Teens/PG-13 (sexual content)
Timeline: immediately after last scene of SG-1 10x03 "Pegasus Project"
Prompt: Daniel, Vala, Zelenka; "faulty system" for the sg1friendathon
Category: Gen; episode tag to SG-1 10x3 "Pegasus Project"/missing scene prior to SGA 5x10 "First Contact";
Premise: Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran & Radek Zelenka discover something awkward & unexpected in the Atlantis holographic archives.

Author's Note: My attempt to explain why Daniel changed his glasses in SG-1 10x08 "Memento Mori", and why Daniel was so nonchalant with Rodney about Janus's lovers in SGA 5x10 "First Contact".

( Read "Faulty System"... )

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Ladies & Fanfic Writers, Start Your Engines!

THE NEW MOONBASE SAM MENTIONS IN CONTINUUM IS ATLANTIS.

Moritz writes: “Would be great, if you can give some information about the storyline of the moonbase Carter was talking about on Continuum. What was the plan for?”

Answer: I’m not sure if she was kidding or not, but Atlantis is the moonbase – as we reveal in Stargate: Extinction. (from Joe Mallozzi's Mailbag 17 May 2011)

Also, the SGC would've been revealed to the public.

flo also writes: “Did you plan a stargate reveal at some point ? Ever since it was planned to happened at the end of “Lost City” then cancelled when SG1 was renewed, i’ve always hoped we would see it at some point.”

Answer: This subject (the revelation and its many implications) would have formed the plot for the planned SG-1 movie, Stargate: Revolution. from Joe Mallozzi's Mailbag 12 May 2011

OMG plotbunnies plotbunnies plotbunnies...

Too lazy to post these on stargate_search  or sgastoryfinders :

DESPERATELY SEARCHING for that Sam/Jack story where Sam is a virgin when she & Jack you know DO IT for the first time and she cries a lot because she never thought she was worthy of Jack's LUV.

Also in desperate need of that Jack/Daniel story where Vala is a ball-busting bitch and Daniel must assure Jack in the woobiest way possible that nothing will come between them.

I seem to have lost the link to that story where Jennifer Keller gets killed violently so that Rodney & John can finally hook up and prance around Atlantis making goo-goo eyes while groping each other and cooing cutesy nicknames.

Has anyone read that completely unique story of Vala trying to get Daniel to stop translating something so he can take her shopping or watch a Disney movie?

Damn, I can't remember where I saw that Gen story where Classic Team defeats a moustache-twirling Goa'uld, Teal'c says "indeed", Sam spews techno-babble, Daniel saves the day with diplomacy and prevents Jack from blowing shit up. Or maybe that was an episode. :p

[Otherwise known as "the list of fan fiction I don't leave feedback for"]

*BOFQ

Mallozzi & Gero are fapping over this fanvid.

I agree! It's as good as Gab's "High School Never Ends", which won the Gatefic Awards last year.

If you like special FX, action, pewpewpew, and a metal rock anthem (Shinedown's "Diamond Eyes") then PRESS PLAY.



@martingero Tweeted by Martin Gero 24 Feb 2011
I nominated "Diamond Eyes" for the 2011 Gatefic Awards:

Bacon
by campylobacter
I was vandalizing misshapenmuse's Lover100 John/Teyla prompts...

"John, why are you awake at this hour?"

"I've been craving bacon."

Teyla tilted her head in query as John rummaged through the provisions in the cooler.

"It's, uh, let's see," John mused, "thin, fried strips of fatty, salt-cured meat. I don't suppose you had pigs on Athos? Fat, hairless, pink, short. Hooves, curly little tail...?"

"That does not sound appetizing enough to keep one awake."

"Believe me, once you've had a club sandwich, you'll know what I'm talking about."

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YEAH THIS IS TEH QUALITEH COMMENT FIC, PEOPLE. QUALITEH.



I really need to finish my Daniel/Vala Exchange story. I don't even eat bacon more than a few times a year.

One of the nice things about feeling a little under the weather and running a low-grade fever is the CRACK FANDOM DREAMING.

Oh yeah, poor me, getting bed rest, having dreams of General Jack O'Neill having his way with me in the middle of the 'Gateroom (why there was a king-sized bed at the base of the ramp, I have no idea) and the looks on the faces of the SFs as we're, um, yeah...

And then there's the one where I'm Vala, cradling an infant, being spooned by Daniel in bed when there's a huge crash in the kitchen because their two other kids are trying to make waffles...

And the one where young Kirk & Spock are necking on the bridge of the Enterprise when they get visited by the older Kirk & Spock from the future, who reassure them that their love will span decades...

And finally, the team from Stargate Atlantis take me out to a BBQ joint and General Landry is sitting all by himself at another table waiting for his order, so we invite him to our table. (And I've only seen like, 2 episodes of SGA.)