campylobacter: i can haz metaphor? (metaphor)
One of the nice things about feeling a little under the weather and running a low-grade fever is the CRACK FANDOM DREAMING.

Oh yeah, poor me, getting bed rest, having dreams of General Jack O'Neill having his way with me in the middle of the 'Gateroom (why there was a king-sized bed at the base of the ramp, I have no idea) and the looks on the faces of the SFs as we're, um, yeah...

And then there's the one where I'm Vala, cradling an infant, being spooned by Daniel in bed when there's a huge crash in the kitchen because their two other kids are trying to make waffles...

And the one where young Kirk & Spock are necking on the bridge of the Enterprise when they get visited by the older Kirk & Spock from the future, who reassure them that their love will span decades...

And finally, the team from Stargate Atlantis take me out to a BBQ joint and General Landry is sitting all by himself at another table waiting for his order, so we invite him to our table. (And I've only seen like, 2 episodes of SGA.)

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