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TITLE: Ready When You Get Back [subtitle V is for VAH-fels]
SERIES: Part 2 of 3 for "Three Waitresses Daniel Never Met"
BETA-READER: oceania
CHARACTERS: Daniel Jackson, Nick Ballard, Oma Desala
RATING: G/K/FRC (all ages)
CATEGORY/GENRE: Angst; Time Travel Alphabet Soup; Episode Related

TIMELINE/SPOILERS: 2x04 "The Gamekeeper"; 3x21 "The Crystal Skull"; 8x18 "Threads"
ARCHIVE: send me a URL if you archive this so I can pimp your site
WORD COUNT: 1131

SUMMARY/SYNOPSIS/PREMISE: What if you could place a breakfast order 30 years into the future? "My grandfather brought me here after my parents' funeral. I had waffles."

NOTES: You really, really need to be familiar with "Threads", but I've listed the references/easter eggs at the end just in case you need a kick in the memory.

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The bell over the door makes a musical ring as he and his grandfather enter. Daniel hasn't eaten much of anything in two days, and is surprised when his mouth waters at the sweet scent of maple syrup. The aroma is the same as when his parents took him to a Rhode Island sugarhouse over a year ago, when the snow was beginning to melt.

The sign on the hostess podium says, "Please SEAT YOURSELF". A short, blonde, curly-haired waitress walks by with a plate of waffles and fruit. His grandfather spots an empty booth, and they each slide into a vinyl-covered bench the color of pea soup.

"H-how do you say 'waffles' in Nederlands, Grampa?"

"Nick."

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Part 2: "Ready When You Get Back"

• Sat, 06:40: Five #Stargate Daniel/Vala Unending GIFs by yessikg http://t.co/vj4zYsU9ow
• Sat, 06:43: "Love Is Enough" Jack/Daniel #Stargate manip by magnavox_23 http://t.co/4a8cHr2m1i
• Sat, 10:30: NSFW "Back To The Wall" #Stargate Jack/Daniel manip by magnavox_23 http://t.co/9WtdmqIhlA
• Sat, 10:40: 3 #Stargate Daniel/Vala wallpapers by ami_ven… http://t.co/1uDXfwi4Sk
• Sat, 10:43: RT @pegasusjeweller: Vinyl wall decal Stargate SG1 glyphs There's no place like home by VinylsDirect http://t.co/K0PkuayAOj via @Etsy #stargate #sg1

• Sat, 11:24: RT @SciFiKriss: My kittie page on Facebook http://t.co/hfhm7nbPSX

• Fri, 16:05: Want to write fanfic, but a colleague has produced a business flyer so FAIL that it can't been given to the public until it's redesigned.
• Sat, 11:38: RT @sassycrass: Now, feminism isn't perfect. Its continued overall resistance to intersectionality is choking its vitality as a movement ...
• Sat, 11:38: RT @sassycrass: That said, we NEED feminism. We need non-marginalizing, trans-inclusive, queer-positive, class-conscious, race-aware fem ...

TITLE: The Second First Not Date
AUTHOR campylobacter
RATING: PG-13/Teens
CATEGORY: Missing scene, episode tag
PAIRING: Daniel/Vala
CHARACTERS: Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran, Cameron Mitchell, Tomin
WORD COUNT: 1661
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 10x08 'Memento Mori; 8x18 'Threads'; The Ark of Truth 

SUMMARY/PREMISE: Daniel & Vala's Not Date from 'Memento Mori', written on Groundhog Day, time loop style. For the Daniel/Vala Month of Love 2013 at LiveJournal.

• Click here to read the story on LJ
• Click here to read the story on FFN
• Click here to read the story on AO3

The waiter has finally left, and now it's just Daniel and Vala. She's exquisite sitting there across from him, her face aglow in the candlelight. He can't stop himself from wanting her to finally hear how he feels: "Listen—"

She leans forward just as he does, eager to tell him something. "Ah—"

Their words collide and they instantly stop, arresting a moment heavy with anticipation. He loves to hear her speak (even when she's badgering him to irritation) but he can't be sure whether what she has to say will derail his train of thought. She's rediscovered who she was before becoming a con artist and a Goa'uld host and a woman trapped in a marriage of convenience by forced pregnancy — perhaps a village lass who led a simple life?

"Oh," she breathes, seeming to realize the gravity of what he needs to say.

"Uh, lemme start," he offers, pointing to himself. If he doesn't say it now, he won't ever be able to say it.

• THU, 12:20: The one where Daniel has something besides coffee in his mug.
• THU, 12:22: The one where Sam has a Liberal Arts moment.
• THU, 12:22: The one where Vala & Jack share a private joke.
• THU, 12:45: Vala's birthday gifts to Daniel will become some rather ~interesting "fishing lures" from now on. ;D
• THU, 12:50: #Stargate FANVID "Echo" by scifi_tv_addict Daniel/Vala
• THU, 16:22: #Stargate Daniel, find me an anthropologist that dresses like this and I will eat this headdress.
• THU, 18:16: @shakespherical This Christina Perry song goes really well with your D/V fic.
• THU, 21:01: Shadow Dance by shakespherical Daniel/Vala rated R with nude manip by eilidh17 all for magnavox_23
• THU, 21:03: @shakespherical holy awesome I put "Woodhenge" in the location & IT WORKS WHEN U CLICK THRU
• THU, 21:08: @eilidh17 Now I can FINALLY open my D/V gift!!!
• THU, 21:16: RT @MargaretAtwood: Neanderthal dwelling constructed of bones
• THU, 22:09: mmmm It's a PERVING PARTY Y'ALL TooDamnPretty on Dreamwidth
• THU, 22:27: @magnavox_23 Image #6 is missing. :(
• THU, 23:05: Oral Traditions by eilidh17 NC-17 Daniel/Vala fanfic & manips #awesome #fruitcake #porn
• THU, 23:40: @jgem87 I'm in the middle of leaving feedback for eilidh17 then I'm going to hit the sack & look at all the other dv_exchange gifts 2mrw.
• FRI, 00:32: Don't be sad, Daniel. We'll put you in some fluffy crack fic to balance all that angst. #Stargate #DanielJackson
  
• FRI, 11:39: *sporfle* "Gud Jul! Pardon, mein Herr, I vas meanink to goose back of pants, not front."

• THU, 13:22: RT @casness: Note to #livejournal users. Livejournal changed the setting for customized comment page to be off. Change it back to rid o ...
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• THU, 14:50: Hope this is false: "reports from friends that @LiveJournal auto-enabled account payments on some of their accounts"
• THU, 14:53: RT @justanotherjen: @campyspornshack @LiveJournal happened to people on my flist-- #verified
• THU, 15:32: REBLOG: IMPORTANT RELEASE 88 INFORMATION
• THU, 16:25: RT @LiveJournal: An update on Release 88-- The LJ Team
• THU, 17:27: RT @AO3_Status: The recent changes to LJ have caused some problems with the importer on the #AO3 - we have a fix, but it will take a lit ...
• THU, 22:52: I'm vain enough to have cyber-squatted "campylobactor" & "campyspornshack" on LJ for when ppl can't remember how to spell my regular pseud.
• THU, 16:26: RT @dreamwidth: Hey all, Twitter is *very* hard for us to answer your questions. Please open a support request or comment in dw_news ins ...
• THU, 22:12: I still have an import pending; I started it yesterday. DW did say that they had 1200 jobs in their import queue, so I'll cut 'em some slack...
• FRI, 10:31: I LOVE THAT LAYOUT YOU'RE USING ON YOUR DREAMWIDTH