I manipped this as an illustration for my Daniel/Vala story "Once Upon a Ha'tak". Vala's head is from episode 10x08 "Memento Mori", and Daniel's is from 9x02 "Avalon Part 2".
Title: Vala's Handcuff Panties
Pairing: Daniel/Vala
Rating: R/Mature
Appropriate Warnings: backside nudity
Inspired by my Google search for the novelty underwear mentioned in the Daniel/Vala story Mardi Gras Mambo by
spacegypsy1.

( There's a bare backside BEHIND the cut; don't get fired for surfing slightly naughty content at work... )
Pairing: Daniel/Vala
Rating: R/Mature
Appropriate Warnings: backside nudity
Inspired by my Google search for the novelty underwear mentioned in the Daniel/Vala story Mardi Gras Mambo by
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( There's a bare backside BEHIND the cut; don't get fired for surfing slightly naughty content at work... )
Answer to aurora novarum's "Sam and Vala = Girls' Day out, Prefer all Gen please" prompt at LiveJournal's Women of the Gate.
( Behold my crappy digital art skillz... )

campylobacter: OMFG a Stargate SG-1 board game! Adding this bitch to my Amazon Wish List!
gingasaurus: NO OMG DON'T DO IT. SERIOUSLY, DO NOT. My friend has this game, I just saw it with my own eyes two days ago and it. is. an abomination. It- it has nothing to do with anything, I swear to you. The rules are nigh-incomprehensible and you don't even get to do anything fun like be characters. The cards are written in just-shy-of-being-broken English. It. Is. Awful.
campylobacter: WHAT? Can't be characters? I AM DISAPPOINT. I wanted to be Ba'al. SO BAD.
magnavox_23: I have that game and it is shockingly bad. So much potential, but it's like a SG/Warhmammer crossover with plastic blobs.
campylobacter: Is [there] any way to modify it to counteract the FAIL?
magnavox_23: I'm afraid not. It's a stretch calling itself a board game. :P( The rest of the conversation... )
I don't read rapefic; it's not my cup o' tea. However, I never thought I'd ever write rape-crack hat porn, let alone make a fotostory of episode screencaps for it.
I kinda have to blame cleothemuse for all of this; she mentioned to me that she'd accepted a fic challenge at Area 52, so I went there and took a look at all the challenges and saw this:

Because it's Labor Day weekend in the US, I flailed around in GIMP until this monstrosity was born. There are 9 pages total. Enjoy. (BTW, there's established Jack/Daniel.)
You can experience it several ways:
Rigar 1-9 at deviantArt
my Rigar album in my LJ Scrapbook
Or right here, if your 'Net connection can handle loading the file sizes.
( Witness the crack... )
I kinda have to blame cleothemuse for all of this; she mentioned to me that she'd accepted a fic challenge at Area 52, so I went there and took a look at all the challenges and saw this:
I ASKED IF SOMEONE TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT NEW GROUND WHERE DANIAL GETS CAPTURED BY RIGAR AND DID NOT ESCAPE AND HE TAKES HIM TO HIS HEADQUARTERS AND RAPES HIM FOR SIX MONTHS BEFORE SG-1 RESCUES HIM. WILL ANYONE WRITE THIS FOR ME PLEASE I ASKED A YEAR AGO.Okay...
Because it's Labor Day weekend in the US, I flailed around in GIMP until this monstrosity was born. There are 9 pages total. Enjoy. (BTW, there's established Jack/Daniel.)
You can experience it several ways:
Rigar 1-9 at deviantArt
my Rigar album in my LJ Scrapbook
Or right here, if your 'Net connection can handle loading the file sizes.
( Witness the crack... )