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Bisexuals are unicorns; they don't exist
Sep. 29th, 2011 12:17 pm- Wed, 13:41: FANFIC REC: The Morning After by
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scifigirliegirl http://j.mp/pmDsRa - Wed, 19:56: This post will be deleted by the moderator in 24 hours. http://j.mp/qb1r72
- Wed, 21:24: RT @MichaelShanks: Michael's recently completed drama #ThePastor'sWife (co-starring #RoseMcGowan) picked up for European distribution...
- Wed, 21:27: But will Michael Shanks's #ThePastorsWife be available in Region 1? http://t.co/n4OijogY
- Thu, 00:11: Seeing Daniel horrified by his wife's fate is like witnessing someone torturing a kitten. :( http://j.mp/pjfxMy
- Thu, 09:40: Re: This post will be deleted by the moderator in 24 hours. http://j.mp/qehfpg
- Thu, 10:16: I enjoy how some pro authors have discovered the immediate feedback that fanfic authors get for their works via social media.
- Thu, 11:24: > To my knowledge no general communities accept posts from members requesting someone to write fanfic for them... http://j.mp/n2Vz6T
- Thu, 11:35: RT @ClaudiaBOnline: Claudia Black, The Gym and Beef Dreams performed as part of the Los Angeles Comedy Festival last week: http://t.co/MYWgnNsu
- Wed, 12:45: RT @adam_slade: Demand that @Google & Android dump homophobic "Is My Son #Gay?" app NOW, no excuses! #LGBT http://t.co/U92vhY5x
- Wed, 12:56: OT: Speaking of AppFail: " Is My Son Gay? " D: http://j.mp/ru6nHd
- Wed, 17:32: I do believe you've skewered cultural stereotypes of masculine behavior far more humorously than the app developer ever … http://j.mp/pQpDHK
- Wed, 21:45: throw rainbow stock options at the troglodytes http://j.mp/ogOXYF
- Thu, 08:53: Re: am I naming your tweet entries? ;-) http://j.mp/o2V6wW
- Thu, 09:24: Bisexuals are unicorns; they don't exist. http://j.mp/r1tiRV
Shaking & crying. This fanvid is gorgeous & beautiful. This is why we geeks prefer science fiction to mainstream fare — epic moments are more epic.
- Battlestar Galactica
- Doctor Who
- Dollhouse
- Farscape
- Firefly
- Fringe
- Haven
- Lost
- Supernatural
- Stargate SG-1
- Stargate Atlantis
- Stargate Universe
- Tue, 12:32: ETA: I envy people who don't speak English well enough to understand puns IN ENGLISH. http://j.mp/gDODPU
- Tue, 13:17: Photo: http://tumblr.com/xxs1goumhp CANADA: Divert your course!
- Tue, 14:24: Photo: torrealis: Torri wears the cutest outfits. http://tumblr.com/xxs1gpk4ui
- Tue, 17:09: @6SPA (re: http://twitgoo.com/1yodfk) Congrats on the weight loss, dude.
- Tue, 17:14: RT @wilw: Cat: IMA KNOCK EVERYTHING OFF UR DESK SO YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME. Me: Trying to work, here. Cat: MAH BUTT IN UR FACE THEN LOL. ...
- Tue, 19:45: RT @wilw: OMG Star Wars money! #awesome http://t.co/tc4dH9B
- Tue, 20:35: OMGOMGOMG Cleo I wanna read your story soooooo bad RIGHT NOW! MUST FINISH DANIEL/VALA PORN FIRST. http://j.mp/eE5h9b
- Tue, 21:12: @dannysgirlsg1 I go all mushy when I see screenshots of CB's teary eyes.
- Tue, 21:14: Photo: Claudia Black can sure play Women Who Must Be Worshipped. http://tumblr.com/xxs1gtv6cn
- Tue, 21:27: Yay for your drawing project! My procrastination pattern: upcoming Fandom deadline = do RL stuff like housecleaning … http://j.mp/ezzIST
- Sat, 12:13: codainviere: DERP! Reblogging on Tumblr tracks and preserves ALL of the http://tumblr.com/xxs1fqm9sl
- Sat, 12:18: Photo: http://tumblr.com/xxs1fqo4jz copyright is trademarked LOL
- Sat, 12:29: Photo: http://tumblr.com/xxs1fqs7c5 orbinglight's Daniel/Vala Pegasus Project picspam
- Sat, 12:45: Photo: http://tumblr.com/xxs1fqxvnz Daniel's ORLY? face #ShanksSaturday
- Sat, 13:52: "Star Trek was about sitting next to Brent Spiner, who always made me laugh. It wasn’t about the people..." http://tumblr.com/xxs1frmvqv
- Sat, 13:52: RT @Nikchick: public libraries are not "middle class pleasure." They are a universal good & a lifeline to people who can't afford books. ...
- Sat, 13:57: Photo: herekittykittykitty: oh noes not teh CLAW OF INFINITE HOOKINGZ http://tumblr.com/xxs1fronf2
- Sat, 14:06: alexstrasza: FLOUNCE! We have witnessed the Holy Grail of wank! w00t! http://tumblr.com/xxs1frs73p
- Sat, 14:30: Photo: › Jack O’Neill: You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard. Colonel Grammar Nazi BRB DYING http://tumblr.com/xxs1fs10re
- Sat, 14:34: Photo: hot4fillion: Mary Sues are too “perfect’ for anyone to like them. Heroes are awesome in the face of... http://tumblr.com/xxs1fs2kqm
- Mon, 20:52: RT @DavidBlue: On a serious note, I love everything @JimCameron has ever done & look forward to staring in "The Abyss 2", the trillion-d ...
- Mon, 21:02: And another thing I hate about people who post to weepingcock: leaving the Subject line blank.
- Mon, 23:04: Photo: gingasaurusrex: Dammit, I can’t read the point of origin on that ‘Gate, but I think this is P3Y-294. http://tumblr.com/xxs1ed1wqb
- Mon, 23:06: lovesherbeyondhope: Throw me some beads, Claudia! http://tumblr.com/xxs1ed29qk
- Mon, 23:08: Photo: lovesherbeyondhope: ::kneeling at Claudia’s feet:: http://tumblr.com/xxs1ed2ljg
- Mon, 23:10: Photo: I ‘ship Aeryn/Chiana sometimes. :-D http://tumblr.com/xxs1ed31t8
- Mon, 23:24: Photo: fuckyeahdanielvala: CAM: Don’t screw up. VALA: :-( DANIEL: 0_o CAM: And welcome aboard. VALA: :-D http://tumblr.com/xxs1ed5gjs
- Mon, 23:29: Photo: gingasaurusrex: HELL YEAH SAM THAT 808 BUMP MAKE U PUT YO HANDS UP http://tumblr.com/xxs1ed6eo6
- Mon, 23:34: Photo: digitaltroglodyte: Scorpius/Braca BDSM HELL YEAH http://tumblr.com/xxs1ed7801
- Mon, 23:35: Photo: PREACH, Jonas. http://tumblr.com/xxs1ed7gz7
STARGATE SG-1: Daniel/Vala 'shippy moment
Dec. 9th, 2010 03:32 am
( Read more about Daniel's denial... )
Just 2 co-workers? Really, Daniel? Is that how you look at Jack when he takes you to lunch?
cross-posted from my Tumblr account, which is where sci-fi eye candy LIVES and to daniel_vala on LJ
PICSPAM: Claudia Black in NCIS
May. 13th, 2010 12:36 amI just watched my very first episode of NCIS on the CBS website, solely for Claudia Black. I generally don't care for police procedurals.
The female characters of NCIS seem a lot more interesting than the males. I like the goth chick and the one with the widow's peak. Do you NCIS fans femslash them? The Mark Harmon character's kinda bland. The dork with the necktie is irritating. The pasty dweeb/s (were there two? I can't remember now) were boring. The grumpy old man was slightly entertaining but one-dimensional. Where's the hot black guy who was in the credits? I like the Latino investigator guest star; he's hot.
I took 15 screen caps of the episode "Borderland". They're all of Claudia. :-D Also, SPOILERS, if you care.( See 15 new photos of Claudia! )
The female characters of NCIS seem a lot more interesting than the males. I like the goth chick and the one with the widow's peak. Do you NCIS fans femslash them? The Mark Harmon character's kinda bland. The dork with the necktie is irritating. The pasty dweeb/s (were there two? I can't remember now) were boring. The grumpy old man was slightly entertaining but one-dimensional. Where's the hot black guy who was in the credits? I like the Latino investigator guest star; he's hot.
I took 15 screen caps of the episode "Borderland". They're all of Claudia. :-D Also, SPOILERS, if you care.( See 15 new photos of Claudia! )
CLAUDIA BLACK
May. 12th, 2010 02:14 pm
Dear Claudia,
Thank you for auditioning and accepting the role of the biker bar owner "Velvet Road" on the episode "Borderland" on NCIS last night. You look awesome in snakey tattoos! (Actually, you look awesome all the time...) And your American accent is deliciously rough and dirty. ;-D
Love,
campy
CLAUDIA BLACK: Tattoos!
Apr. 23rd, 2010 12:13 pmClaudia Black will appear on an upcoming Season 7 NCIS episode titled "Borderland" on 11 May 2010, WITH TRAMP STAMPS. There's a serpent winding down her right arm starting at the elbow and ending on the back of her hand, and other snakey tatts on her upper arm. They're black with red accents.
OMFG This shit is bananas. Inspiring all sorts of Sam/Vala biker chick porn. Kudos to the NCIS makeup department.
I'm so stoked she's still auditioning and getting work. How can she still look so awesome after having 2 kids? Damned goddess.
PS: I suppose I could use this opportunity to pimp the Stargate SG-1 porn I wrote where Vala accidentally tattoos herself with Daniel's name: Nuts.
OMFG This shit is bananas. Inspiring all sorts of Sam/Vala biker chick porn. Kudos to the NCIS makeup department.
I'm so stoked she's still auditioning and getting work. How can she still look so awesome after having 2 kids? Damned goddess.
PS: I suppose I could use this opportunity to pimp the Stargate SG-1 porn I wrote where Vala accidentally tattoos herself with Daniel's name: Nuts.
For the love of all that's holy, I wish some rogue animator out there in cyberspace would upload the original live motion capture of Claudia Black performing Chloe's seduction of Drake in Uncharted 2.
( Oh Claudia, you'll make a gamer of me yet. )
( Oh Claudia, you'll make a gamer of me yet. )
HOLY FRELL. I just heard Claudia Black demand to have her way with me. I can die happy now.
While laughing my butt off at Studies in Crap making fun of shitty Harlequin Romance novels, I discovered a link to Morrigan's sex scene in Dragon Age. Although I prefer Hitler slash to Beatles slash, my delight in the monitor-dousing hilarity of the reviews of the Harlequin books (manly men hate pussycats is a metaphor!) comes second to the video of Claudia Black's voice seducing me in Dragon Age. My gosh, that woman melts my laptop.
( View video of Morrigan's Sex scene in Dragon Age )
While laughing my butt off at Studies in Crap making fun of shitty Harlequin Romance novels, I discovered a link to Morrigan's sex scene in Dragon Age. Although I prefer Hitler slash to Beatles slash, my delight in the monitor-dousing hilarity of the reviews of the Harlequin books (manly men hate pussycats is a metaphor!) comes second to the video of Claudia Black's voice seducing me in Dragon Age. My gosh, that woman melts my laptop.
( View video of Morrigan's Sex scene in Dragon Age )
Farscape: Frell me dead
Nov. 17th, 2009 07:11 amOMG OMG OMG OMG! 3 days to science fiction cocaine!
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via USPS (estimated delivery date: November 20, 2009).The John and Aeryn Porn show to Pink's song "OMG"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvEnpjw7wE4&NR=1&feature=fvwp
That settles it. I'm totally buying Farscape: The Complete Series. Four years of space pr0n for only $105.00?
WORTH IT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvEnpjw7wE4&NR=1&feature=fvwp
That settles it. I'm totally buying Farscape: The Complete Series. Four years of space pr0n for only $105.00?
WORTH IT.
Claudia Black in a Bikini on Farscape
Nov. 2nd, 2009 02:35 pmWhy can't I stop watching Claudia Black in a Bikini on Farscape?
I was on YouTube to hear Eric Cartman singing Lady Gaga's Pokerface and guess I got distracted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qST5eVLudrQ
On a Trey Parker/Matt Stone related note, I bought & watched "Orgazmo" on DVD last night and laughed my stupid ass off, dreaming about a smutty Stargate crackfic using the "an alien artifact made us do it" trope. Viva l'Orgazmorator! What boggles me is that "Orgazmo" got an NC-17 rating, while "Zack & Miri Make a Porno" got an R.
PS: I also rented "Pitch Black" to see Claudia -- which I did -- but didn't finish the rest of the movie.
I was on YouTube to hear Eric Cartman singing Lady Gaga's Pokerface and guess I got distracted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qST5eVLudrQ
On a Trey Parker/Matt Stone related note, I bought & watched "Orgazmo" on DVD last night and laughed my stupid ass off, dreaming about a smutty Stargate crackfic using the "an alien artifact made us do it" trope. Viva l'Orgazmorator! What boggles me is that "Orgazmo" got an NC-17 rating, while "Zack & Miri Make a Porno" got an R.
PS: I also rented "Pitch Black" to see Claudia -- which I did -- but didn't finish the rest of the movie.
Writer's Block: Seeing stars
Oct. 28th, 2009 11:51 am[Error: unknown template qotd]
Vala Mal Doran puts out on the first date, so there's no question that I'd first take her to a swanky seafood restaurant (San Diego's my home), then to the symphony in the backless velvet gown I'll have bought for her, and then to the Hotel Del Coronado.
I'm okay if she screams Daniel's name when I rock her world.
Vala Mal Doran puts out on the first date, so there's no question that I'd first take her to a swanky seafood restaurant (San Diego's my home), then to the symphony in the backless velvet gown I'll have bought for her, and then to the Hotel Del Coronado.
I'm okay if she screams Daniel's name when I rock her world.
I'm 'shipping Moya
Sep. 27th, 2009 09:36 amStarted renting Farscape DVDs a few weeks ago, and now I'm in love with a leviathan. Literally.
Just watched "Tech Girl" and the way Moya's cobbled shield was penetrated by spermlike shuttlecraft, and now I'm swirling in this cosmic metaphor of a giant womb nurturing the wounded detritus of disparate races, melding them into higher aspects of themselves.
Not to mention I'm now 'shipping Aeryn/Gilena (courtesy of Claudia Black's powerful, subtle goodbye scene), 'cuz I can't quite see past my indifference to Vala/Cam to 'ship Aeryn and John.
Just watched "Tech Girl" and the way Moya's cobbled shield was penetrated by spermlike shuttlecraft, and now I'm swirling in this cosmic metaphor of a giant womb nurturing the wounded detritus of disparate races, melding them into higher aspects of themselves.
Not to mention I'm now 'shipping Aeryn/Gilena (courtesy of Claudia Black's powerful, subtle goodbye scene), 'cuz I can't quite see past my indifference to Vala/Cam to 'ship Aeryn and John.
Name the Third Stargate Movie Contest
Sep. 2nd, 2009 11:10 pmfrom "Josephmallozzi’s Weblog: January 2, 2009: Brad Wright Answers Your Questions"
Jeff B. writes: “While I’m sure you’re terribly busy with all things SGU at the moment, could you please give us an update as to where exactly things are with regard to the third Stargate movie?”
Brad Wright: We’re making a movie. Carl Binder and I are co-writing the script. Martin will direct. If you have a good title, let me know.
OK, here's what I'm afraid it's going to be titled:
"Stargate: The One Where Jack Pushes Vala Backwards Through the Gate"
What I'm lobbying for it to be called:
"Stargate: The One Where Jack and Vala Fight Over Who Gets Daniel"
But seriously, it's so gracious of BW to take the time to answer fans' questions, especially when there was embarrassing Stargate Atlantis Cancellation wank and We Want Claudia whinge.
And OMG, I can't believe I read all the comments. I must now find a towel to go wipe off the wank that sprayed through the monitor.
Jeff B. writes: “While I’m sure you’re terribly busy with all things SGU at the moment, could you please give us an update as to where exactly things are with regard to the third Stargate movie?”
Brad Wright: We’re making a movie. Carl Binder and I are co-writing the script. Martin will direct. If you have a good title, let me know.
OK, here's what I'm afraid it's going to be titled:
"Stargate: The One Where Jack Pushes Vala Backwards Through the Gate"
What I'm lobbying for it to be called:
"Stargate: The One Where Jack and Vala Fight Over Who Gets Daniel"
But seriously, it's so gracious of BW to take the time to answer fans' questions, especially when there was embarrassing Stargate Atlantis Cancellation wank and We Want Claudia whinge.
And OMG, I can't believe I read all the comments. I must now find a towel to go wipe off the wank that sprayed through the monitor.
