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Claudia Black at Comic Con
I live in San Diego. I MISSED Claudia Black at Comic Con. Because I didn't go. Because badges sold out in 3 minutes. Because I didn't run over that pedestrian on Mission Center Blvd. & steal his badge.
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Shaking & crying. This fanvid is gorgeous & beautiful. This is why we geeks prefer science fiction to mainstream fare — epic moments are more epic.
  1. Battlestar Galactica
  2. Doctor Who
  3. Dollhouse
  4. Farscape
  5. Firefly
  6. Fringe
  7. Haven
  8. Lost
  9. Supernatural
  10. Stargate SG-1
  11. Stargate Atlantis
  12. Stargate Universe

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I just watched my very first episode of NCIS on the CBS website, solely for Claudia Black. I generally don't care for police procedurals.

The female characters of NCIS seem a lot more interesting than the males. I like the goth chick and the one with the widow's peak. Do you NCIS fans femslash them? The Mark Harmon character's kinda bland. The dork with the necktie is irritating. The pasty dweeb/s (were there two? I can't remember now) were boring. The grumpy old man was slightly entertaining but one-dimensional. Where's the hot black guy who was in the credits? I like the Latino investigator guest star; he's hot.

I took 15 screen caps of the episode "Borderland". They're all of Claudia. :-D Also, SPOILERS, if you care.See 15 new photos of Claudia! )
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Dear Claudia,

Thank you for auditioning and accepting the role of the biker bar owner "Velvet Road" on the episode "Borderland" on NCIS last night. You look awesome in snakey tattoos! (Actually, you look awesome all the time...) And your American accent is deliciously rough and dirty. ;-D

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Claudia Black will appear on an upcoming Season 7 NCIS episode titled "Borderland" on 11 May 2010, WITH TRAMP STAMPS. There's a serpent winding down her right arm starting at the elbow and ending on the back of her hand, and other snakey tatts on her upper arm. They're black with red accents.

OMFG This shit is bananas. Inspiring all sorts of Sam/Vala biker chick porn. Kudos to the NCIS makeup department.

Claudia Black and 2 other cast members

I'm so stoked she's still auditioning and getting work. How can she still look so awesome after having 2 kids? Damned goddess.

PS: I suppose I could use this opportunity to pimp the Stargate SG-1 porn I wrote where Vala accidentally tattoos herself with Daniel's name: Nuts.
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For the love of all that's holy, I wish some rogue animator out there in cyberspace would upload the original live motion capture of Claudia Black performing Chloe's seduction of Drake in Uncharted 2.

Oh Claudia, you'll make a gamer of me yet. )
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HOLY FRELL. I just heard Claudia Black demand to have her way with me. I can die happy now.

While laughing my butt off at Studies in Crap making fun of shitty Harlequin Romance novels, I discovered a link to Morrigan's sex scene in Dragon Age. Although I prefer Hitler slash to Beatles slash, my delight in the monitor-dousing hilarity of the reviews of the Harlequin books (manly men hate pussycats is a metaphor!) comes second to the video of Claudia Black's voice seducing me in Dragon Age. My gosh, that woman melts my laptop.
View video of Morrigan's Sex scene in Dragon Age )
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OMG OMG OMG OMG! 3 days to science fiction cocaine!

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The John and Aeryn Porn show to Pink's song "OMG"

That settles it. I'm totally buying Farscape: The Complete Series. Four years of space pr0n for only $105.00?

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Why can't I stop watching Claudia Black in a Bikini on Farscape?

I was on YouTube to hear Eric Cartman singing Lady Gaga's Pokerface and guess I got distracted.

On a Trey Parker/Matt Stone related note, I bought & watched "Orgazmo" on DVD last night and laughed my stupid ass off, dreaming about a smutty Stargate crackfic using the "an alien artifact made us do it" trope. Viva l'Orgazmorator! What boggles me is that "Orgazmo" got an NC-17 rating, while "Zack & Miri Make a Porno" got an R.

PS: I also rented "Pitch Black" to see Claudia -- which I did -- but didn't finish the rest of the movie.
campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
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Vala Mal Doran puts out on the first date, so there's no question that I'd first take her to a swanky seafood restaurant (San Diego's my home), then to the symphony in the backless velvet gown I'll have bought for her, and then to the Hotel Del Coronado.

I'm okay if she screams Daniel's name when I rock her world.

Vala as Qetesh
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Started renting Farscape DVDs a few weeks ago, and now I'm in love with a leviathan. Literally.

Just watched "Tech Girl" and the way Moya's cobbled shield was penetrated by spermlike shuttlecraft, and now I'm swirling in this cosmic metaphor of a giant womb nurturing the wounded detritus of disparate races, melding them into higher aspects of themselves.

Not to mention I'm now 'shipping Aeryn/Gilena (courtesy of Claudia Black's powerful, subtle goodbye scene), 'cuz I can't quite see past my indifference to Vala/Cam to 'ship Aeryn and John.
campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
from "Josephmallozzi’s Weblog: January 2, 2009: Brad Wright Answers Your Questions"

Jeff B. writes: “While I’m sure you’re terribly busy with all things SGU at the moment, could you please give us an update as to where exactly things are with regard to the third Stargate movie?”

Brad Wright: We’re making a movie. Carl Binder and I are co-writing the script. Martin will direct. If you have a good title, let me know.

OK, here's what I'm afraid it's going to be titled:

"Stargate: The One Where Jack Pushes Vala Backwards Through the Gate"

What I'm lobbying for it to be called:

"Stargate: The One Where Jack and Vala Fight Over Who Gets Daniel"

But seriously, it's so gracious of BW to take the time to answer fans' questions, especially when there was embarrassing Stargate Atlantis Cancellation wank and We Want Claudia whinge.

And OMG, I can't believe I read all the comments. I must now find a towel to go wipe off the wank that sprayed through the monitor.

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Friend/de-Friend/Ban me = it's all good.

Fandom's more fun when you're an equal-opportunity pervert (multi-shipper). Set porn goggles to maximum!

Mostly Stargate SG-1 with an intermittent chance of SGA & The X-Files.


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