campylobacter: battery operated fruitcake (fruitcake)
Passed along from [personal profile] anna_sg1 's (F-locked) post over a year ago, only I'm answering it with screencaps for Daniel/Vala ;)

Picspam behind cut... )

PAIRING MEME: "Give me a pairing and I'll answer these questions for them"
  1. Who cooks normally?
  2. How often do they fight?
  3. What do they do when they’re away from each other?
  4. Nicknames for each other?
  5. Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
  6. Who steals the covers at night?
  7. What would they get each other for gifts?
  8. Who kissed who first?
  9. Who made the first move?
  10. Who remembers things?
  11. Who started the relationship?
  12. Who cusses more?
  13. What would they do if the other one was hurt?
Because I really can't do a simple meme without going deep into meta territory with multiple images for each question, I'll be posting my answer throughout the week. Because just those 2 questions took me FOREVER.
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (HATERZ)
Come on, y'all. You KNOW you wanna chip in to see animated versions of Ba'al (Cliff Simon), the Sixth Doctor (Colin Baker), and Commander Ivanova (Claudia Christian) confront Davros (Terry Malloy) in a reboot of ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, the great-grandmother of all Internet memes.

[Originally posted by [ profile] obsessivemuch1 at *signal boost* ]

talcMedia describes ALL YOUR BASE as "A monumental stupendous animated comedy parody mock trailer state of the art flat-two-dimensional animated short film in full Technicolor® and, even, Original Soundtrack!", which neatly encapsulates their off-the-wall sense of humour. Then again, since the thing exists down to Colin and Lizzie overacting, perhaps that's not such a surprise.

Yes, it's bonkers nonsense, but D:I6 is very serious and won't get off the ground unless AYB does. It's a bit of geeky fun, using one of the oldest memes around. If you don't know, "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" comes from the European Sega Mega Drive version of Zero Wing. The original Japanese was poorly translated with hysterical results. People pasted quotes on screencaps, posted them on the internet, and a cult meme was born.

For more information on AYB, visit the website or the Kickstarter page.
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (stick ppl)


Let me show you them.

Table of 18 behind the cut.. )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (Indeed)

What style of narration do you usually write in?

  • 3rd PPoV limited: 18 stories
  • 1st PPoV singular: 11 stories
  • 3rd PPoV omniscient: 2 stories (both are crack)
  • script format: 2 (both crack)
  • 2nd PPoV: 1 recipe (crack)
  • 1st PPoV plural: 0
FYI: 5 fanworks included above are in VERSE. bwahahaha

Which do you prefer to read?

Whichever style suits the story best. :D

Are certain styles superior to others? Why or why not?

  • First person singular 99% of my email, blog posts, and Tweets are written in 1st PPoV, so it's a natural style for my writing. I love the immediacy of emotion, the behind-the-eyes point of view when I read something done well in this PoV. Narrating action in this PoV is a challenge, and I love when an author handles action sequences seamlessly in this style. However, I HATE when this style is exploited for monotonous introspection AKA navel-gazing. UGH. fap fap fap
  • first person plural We must stop procrastinating, Our Beloved, and write Hathor fic.
  • second person singular You know you wanna dooooooo eeeeeeeeet!
  • third person limited campy sure needs to stop using this style as the easy default for achieving a fic deadline.
  • third person omniscient campy & [ profile] shakespherical use this style for crack & badfic because that's how they roll.
Full Meme index
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (hmm...)
Originally posted by [ profile] pristineungift at How Fiction Works Writing Meme (Index Post), snurched from [ profile] ivanolix
This meme was designed by [ profile] pristineungift  based upon the chapters of the book How Fiction Works by James Wood, as a gift to [ profile] pristineungift , who enjoys Writing Memes. It is meant to aid writers, both of fanfiction and original material, in understanding their writing process through exploring different techniques and styles of writing. This is roughly the first half of the book. If this meme is popular, another will be created using the second half of the book.
25 meme questions + 5 exercises... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (LOL)

So, [ profile] campylobacter , your LiveJournal reveals…

You are… 0% unique, 16% peculiar, 50% interesting, 21% normal and 13% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy science fiction). When it comes to friends you are popular. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are keen to please. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is conventional.

Your overall weirdness is: 22

(The average level of weirdness is: 28.
You are weirder than 50% of other LJers.)

Find out what your weirdness level is!

Guess I'd better stop ReTweeting and Reblogging content if I wanna be unique! ;D

[via [ profile] ivanolix  's meme]
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (fear)
(Ganked from [ profile] shakespherical )

1) List 5 things you can see without moving.Read more... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (Indeed)
[ profile] fawkesielady_ed  came up with a fun SGA/SG-1 meme. Put your music list on shuffle and use the song title to answer the question(s). Be sure to add a new question at the end!

I stole this from [ profile] shakespherical who added the Vala question. Her shuffle gave her cool answers! I added Teal'c. I got really random answers. :(

According to iTunes, I have 2275 songs (includes audio book chapters, podcasts, sound fx, show quote clips) that weigh 8.21 GB for 5.6 days of solid sound. This meme is the perfect example of why I never put iTunes on Shuffle.

Read more random memeage... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (awesome)
If there is one person or more on your friends list who makes your world a better place just because they exist and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal. ♥

Team = Love

copied from [info]cleothemuse 
campylobacter: my sweet (Qetesh)
Pip announced to her Tumblr Followers:
The Shanksopedia has a project for y’all.

Post your Top 5 Shanks Moments of 2010.

This is YOUR personal Top 5.

I really wanna see how Shanks touched his fans…err…you know what I mean…in 2010. XD

I will post mine too, I promise. I wanna see y'alls first.

So here are my Top 5... )
campylobacter: Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. (cleavage)
The meme:

“I gave that bitch x, bitches love x” added to an accompanying image. (source)


Go ahead. I dare ya to Bitches Love your OTP.

Read more Not Safe for Work crazy shit... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (fierce bitch)
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Gitya gitya ya-yas here, baby.
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (Default)
Mwa ha ha! I copy-pasted excerpts from Brokeback Mountain and Lady Chatterly's Lover into the "I Write Like" app by Coding Robots.

E. Annie Proulx writes like
James Joyce

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Read the source texts I pasted into the app... )
campylobacter: i can haz metaphor? (metaphor)
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"Denn alles Fleisch es ist wie Gras" from Brahms's Ein Deutsches Requiem.

Denn alles Fleisch, es ist wie Gras
und alle Herrlichkeit des Menschen
wie des Grases Blumen.
Das Gras ist verdorret
und die Blume abgefallen.

For all flesh is as grass,
and all the glory of man
as the flower of grass.
The grass withers,
and the flower thereof falleth away.

Icon Meme!

May. 18th, 2010 12:15 am
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (Default)
1. Reply to this post and ask to play, and I will pick 6 of your icons.
2. Make a post (including the meme info) and talk about the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will create a never-ending cycle of icon squee. Whoo!

[ profile] ivanolix picked these: (3 because I only have 15 total)

ickle Voldykins Must. Not. Look. At cleavage. wanking
Read endless babbling about these icons... )
campylobacter: In most cultures, wanking is not done in public. (wank)
[ profile] shakespherical gave me yellow when she posted her color meme.
[ profile] magnavox_23  F-locked her yellow, probably because she waxes rhapsodic about Nuttelex. And bananas. :-D
[ profile] hummingfly67  also F-locked her black, which is the ass-kicking-est color ever, and gave us a double-dose of Claudia.

Comment, and I'll give you a colour
- Post ten things of that colour that you like
- Sharing is encouraged, even preferred.
pineapple-flavored gummi bears
1. pineapple-flavored gummi bears

See more yellow yellowness... )
campylobacter: battery operated fruitcake (fruitcake)
Ganked from [ profile] hummingfly67 , who had Legend of the Seeker on hers.
A. Upon receiving this tag, immediately perform a screen capture of your desktop. It is best that no icons be deleted before the screen capture so as to add to the element of fun.
B. Post the picture in your LJ. You can also give a short explanation on the look of your desktop just below it if you want. You can explain why you preferred such look or why is it full of icons. Things like that.
See my screencaps... )
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (Default)
Ganked from [ profile] mslogica who posted hers months ago.

1. Write your username.
2. Write your 2 favourite bands/groups of the moment.
3. Write something you ♥, AKA lemme see your heart.
4. Write the name of your favourite person of all time.
5. Write the name of your recent favoured person.
6. Tag 6 people to do this meme.

i fucking hate clowns srsly
campylobacter: campy's porn shack (Default)
[snurched from [ profile] dvfan's Frozen in the Moment meme entry]


1. campy on LJ
2. campylobacter on LJ
3. [truncation of my real name] in RL
4. [my full first name] in RL
5. [my username] on
6. pi (term of endearment bestowed by the mathematician I married)

Read more... )
campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
From the Daniel/Vala March Month of Love Meme:

#14: If Brad Wright let you pen 15 seconds of dialogue for Stargate Revolution (the 3rd movie) to explain Vala's absence, what would it be?

JACK: (looking at a photo in Daniel's wallet) The kid's lucky he looks like his mom.

DANIEL: Jaaack... (snatches wallet back)

SAM: When's the next little one due?

DANIEL: Um, five months, two weeks.

SAM: (calculating the time effortlessly) Daniel! Those kids'll be less than ten months apart in age! You're supposed to wait six weeks before...

DANIEL: (turns red)

TEAL'C: Indeed.

Open Journal

Friend/de-Friend/Ban me = it's all good.

Fandom's more fun when you're an equal-opportunity pervert (multi-shipper). Set porn goggles to maximum!

Mostly Stargate SG-1 with an intermittent chance of SGA & The X-Files.


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