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Too lazy to post these on [livejournal.com profile] stargate_search  or [livejournal.com profile] sgastoryfinders :

DESPERATELY SEARCHING for that Sam/Jack story where Sam is a virgin when she & Jack you know DO IT for the first time and she cries a lot because she never thought she was worthy of Jack's LUV.

Also in desperate need of that Jack/Daniel story where Vala is a ball-busting bitch and Daniel must assure Jack in the woobiest way possible that nothing will come between them.

I seem to have lost the link to that story where Jennifer Keller gets killed violently so that Rodney & John can finally hook up and prance around Atlantis making goo-goo eyes while groping each other and cooing cutesy nicknames.

Has anyone read that completely unique story of Vala trying to get Daniel to stop translating something so he can take her shopping or watch a Disney movie?

Damn, I can't remember where I saw that Gen story where Classic Team defeats a moustache-twirling Goa'uld, Teal'c says "indeed", Sam spews techno-babble, Daniel saves the day with diplomacy and prevents Jack from blowing shit up. Or maybe that was an episode. :p

[Otherwise known as "the list of fan fiction I don't leave feedback for"]

*BOFQ

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Date: 2011-03-26 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hariboo-smirks.livejournal.com
OH THOSE CLASSICS. All my favourites, didn't you know?

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Date: 2011-03-26 11:43 pm (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (Indeed)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
Ah yes, writing to a tried-and-true formula never fails to please the Stargate audience!

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Date: 2011-03-26 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiletta42.livejournal.com
I think this sums it up nicely.

ETA: or it would if I could type
Edited Date: 2011-03-26 11:42 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2011-03-26 11:48 pm (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (LOL)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
Mmm... reminds me of all those masterpieces of erotica written by teenaged virgins and praised on [livejournal.com profile] weepingcock.

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Date: 2011-03-26 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiletta42.livejournal.com
Also, um, is Who Framed Roger Rabbit a Disney movie? *cringe*

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Date: 2011-03-26 11:49 pm (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (hmm...)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
"Who Framed Roger Rabbit" is the antithesis of a Disney movie!

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Date: 2011-03-27 12:02 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
::smish::

Rosebud/Charles Foster Kane = OTP

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Date: 2011-03-26 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lc59.livejournal.com
Okay I get what you're saying...if I start reading anything with those sorts of scenarios I usually click the close button with disgust...
but what exactly prompted this little rant?

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Date: 2011-03-27 12:06 am (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (Qetesh)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
I've been going BACKWARDS through the [livejournal.com profile] daniel_vala archives to tag untagged entries, and of course, the fanfic gets worse and worse because authors improve over time. However, I have read stuff written recently that rehashes the same tired D/V scenario, so my tolerance has reached its tipping point.

Also, awesome Samantha Carter -as-virgin trope meta here:
http://rowan-d.livejournal.com/412926.html

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Date: 2011-03-27 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shakespherical.livejournal.com
Samantha Sue fic? Check Helio2. Bwahahahaha...

Now the question is will any of your flist find you the fics you requested? LOL

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Date: 2011-03-27 04:15 am (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (HATERZ)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
Samantha Sue fic? Check Helio2
Been there, sporked that. ;D

So tempted to post the sporking in public. SO TEMPTED.

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Date: 2011-03-29 02:07 am (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (LOL)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
Image
High quality, one hopes. ;D

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Date: 2011-03-31 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spacegypsy1.livejournal.com
reading this is totally laugh out loud crack fun. You guys rock.

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