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Bacon
by campylobacter
I was vandalizing misshapenmuse's Lover100 John/Teyla prompts...

"John, why are you awake at this hour?"

"I've been craving bacon."

Teyla tilted her head in query as John rummaged through the provisions in the cooler.

"It's, uh, let's see," John mused, "thin, fried strips of fatty, salt-cured meat. I don't suppose you had pigs on Athos? Fat, hairless, pink, short. Hooves, curly little tail...?"

"That does not sound appetizing enough to keep one awake."

"Believe me, once you've had a club sandwich, you'll know what I'm talking about."

[end]

YEAH THIS IS TEH QUALITEH COMMENT FIC, PEOPLE. QUALITEH.

Twinkiehenge with Bacon

I really need to finish my Daniel/Vala Exchange story. I don't even eat bacon more than a few times a year.
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