2009-09-01

campylobacter: I'd like that with a side order of Vala (waitress)
2009-09-01 11:25 am

Stargate SG-1 fanfic: Pari-Mutuel (1/1)

CATEGORY/PAIRING: Daniel/Vala(?)
RATING: PG / Older Kids
SEASON/SPOILERS: up to Continuum
ARCHIVE: permission granted; drop me a URL if you actually archive it so I can link to it

GENRE: drabble
WORD COUNT: 100
DISCLAIMER: I'm kinda pissed off at Cooper & Wright at the moment, so MGM & Sony can take their intellectual property rights and blow me.

SUMMARY/SYNOPSIS/PREMISE: A drabble explaining why Vala won't be in the 3rd Stargate movie. Inspired by eryndil's wager-trope story "Laying Odds".

. . .

My darling Daniel,

By the time you read this, you'll have noticed that I've left without any boring goodbyes or renewal of my SG-1 contract.

Enclosed herewith please find 3 anonymous winnings vouchers from Walter's betting pool:

$1652 "Jackson & Vala never do it"

$924 "O'Neill returns and she leaves"

$590 "Jackson acts like nothing's changed"

Please forgive me for hedging the top 3 bets with cash advances against your credit card, but it's a lovely scheme I learnt from the financial institutions of your silly planet.

Ever your Vala

PS: Hope you enjoy having been punked for four years.

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