2011-05-14

campylobacter: campy's porn shack (sarcasm)
2011-05-14 07:34 pm

BAD POETRY: Jack and Sam Dr. Suess Porn (R/Mature)

TITLE: Jack & Sam Dr. Suess Porn
AUTHORS: [livejournal.com profile] shakespherical  & [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter
RATING: R/Mature
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
CROSS-POSTED TO: [livejournal.com profile] sam_and_jack on 15 May 2011, and [livejournal.com profile] crackified_gate on 14 May 2011
CATEGORY: poetry (bad); crack
WORD COUNT: 764
PAIRINGS: Sam/Jack
CHARACTERS: Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter
SUMMARY/PREMISE: [livejournal.com profile] shakespherical  was SO inspired by some gawdawful Sam/Jack fanfiction I rec'ed to her, that she dropped Jack & Sam into "Green Eggs & Ham". I added Daniel, Teal'c, and astrophysics.

I am Jack

I'm a jock
Jack the Jock.
Don't show this to the kids... )