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[campylobacter]

C'mon, people. I know you've done it, too.

In seventh grade, you were assigned to read some "literature" for which it was difficult to identify with the characters, so you inserted James Bond or Princess Leia or Agent Mulder or Samantha Carter into the cast AND THEN the work came alive.

(In retrospect, I should've done that for Joseph Conrad's THE HEART OF DARKNESS, because we hates it, Preciouss.)

I've also taken to crackifying movies and TV shows.

Most recently:

"District 9"
Wikus Van Der Merwe = Rodney McKay ("It's the swietie man!" LOL!)
Christopher Johnson = Samantha Carter
Christopher Johnson's son = babified!Daniel
Koobus = Ba'al

"Logan's Run" (I rented the DVD because it'd been decades since I've seen it. Wow! Nudity!)
Logan 5 = tried Vala Mal Doran, but kept seeing Aeryn Sun (you know, Sandman = Peacekeeper)
Jessica = Daniel Jackson (because Jessica was too passive and I needed to imagine someone smarter and more action-y) but had to keep switching to John Crichton when Logan got very Aeryn
Francis = Teal'c (only I pretended he had a happy ending)
Carousel = Ori altar
Old Man = Jack O'Neill from "Brief Candle"

What's your crack?

Comments

[hummingfly67.livejournal.com]

And, of course, I'd have to throw in a few more characters: Cam and Vala as partners in the Vice Squad (Vala dressed up as a prostitute for sting operations? youbetcha);

OMG, yes please! : )

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

Ditto that! Hell yes!