campylobacter | Michael Shanks looks like a choir boy, not a Russian thug

Thu, 15:14: Which package should Daniel unwrap first? http://j.mp/ngoetP
Thu, 18:05: Mm hmm... Colonel O'Neill: melts in your mouth AND in your hand. http://j.mp/pVLCHS
Thu, 18:08: D'aawww, what a pouty face! http://j.mp/rjNwUs
Thu, 18:55: How to conduct 2000+ sopranos, alto, tenors & basses from all over the world at one time! http://t.co/zFsvc7S This made me cry.
Thu, 19:05: Awww, Cam/Vala are so cute together. (You snooze, you lose, Daniel!) http://j.mp/mPL2fk
Thu, 19:25: Super Sensitive Clitoris! http://t.co/QGVTwoW Good to know that my vulva has SUPER POWERS.
Thu, 19:37: hnnnggg All of these Cliff Simon icons are spectacular! The man is non-stop sexy. http://j.mp/oNYFzl
Thu, 19:51: Follower count = 104! Spambot count = 20 #FML
Thu, 20:01: It's insane, huh? Disappointing that SOCIAL MEDIA is being blamed for the violence, instead of violent people. http://j.mp/nozQDy
Thu, 20:06: I haven't seen Cowboys & Aliens yet, but the news that Daniel Craig's wearing ass-less chaps is making me think of … http://j.mp/o66R84

Thu, 20:17: RT @peeweeherman: It's a pretty great photo. RT @RyanFlandersMAD: Photo of @peeweeherman (and Chairry) reading MAD Magazine http://t.co/ ...
Thu, 20:20: I have no clue what book that is. http://j.mp/qEh3fi
Thu, 20:23: > My wrinkles?" Daniel scrunched up his face, intensifying the lines. I love this -- Daniel's not self-conscious … http://j.mp/qqqsuv
Thu, 20:42: LOVE IS AWESOME AND NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF! http://j.mp/oGIYR0
Thu, 21:02: Drawback of going on vacation: all the messages that accumulate in my Inbox.
Thu, 21:15: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Hoes #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithHoes
Thu, 21:19: Mr. Smith Hoes to Washington #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithHoes
Thu, 21:20: Close Encounters of the Hoes Kind #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithHoes
Thu, 21:21: Kramer vs. Hoes #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithHoes
Thu, 21:22: 2001: A Hoes Odyssey #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithHoes

Thu, 21:22: The Amityville Hoes #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithHoes
Thu, 21:25: RT @ILikeMyke: Hoes on a Plane #replacemovietitleswithhoes
Thu, 21:26: RT @shakespherical: The Incredile Lightness of Hoes. #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithHoes
Thu, 21:55: Mr. C sez Michael Shanks looks like a choir boy, not a Russian thug. Tactical Force screengrabs via @Dankriss2011 http://t.co/GpWQqh6
Thu, 22:39: LMAO Shanks's face! http://t.co/5YcBP8E
Thu, 22:47: Can't keep my eyes open! Long day of touring small Ohio town & watching Mr. C snap photos of other people's houses. #bed
Fri, 06:05: I should've guessed LITTLE WOMEN! Although it's been coughthirtycough years since I read the book. http://j.mp/q1qpMX
Fri, 06:11: I wish more people thought that way, especially about women's wrinkles. Disturbing how so many actresses in their 30s … http://j.mp/qs7g8Y
Fri, 06:24: If Cliff Simon were to make the pilot of DUST with ass-less chaps, it'd get picked up FER SHURE. http://j.mp/oIHa3D
Fri, 06:25: I like it when Shanks!Daniel's hair is messy like Spader!Daniel's. http://j.mp/nS2QiF