My tweets

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• Wed, 17:11: RT @shakespherical: Sad story with happy ending? http://t.co/cxrjHp5w People suck much sometimes. Who does this to their pet?
• Wed, 21:34: "Odds are the old 802.11b router in your closet is faster than whatever the hell they've got now." BRB DYING. Yeah, … http://t.co/aTRflDsf
• Wed, 21:40: RT @SamuelLJackson: From one thankful muhfukkah to the resta yall, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
• Thu, 09:52: U need 2 fix ur RT script. Ur skillz r weak. @h4x0rbot
• Thu, 09:53: RT @SarahKSilverman: Happy holocaust of the Native American people day!
• Thu, 09:54: RT @lovegwendoline: http://t.co/tpsXPhOC
• Thu, 09:58: TOFURKEY! Ruby yams, cornbread dressing, homemade cranberry sauce, Russet whipped potatoes, raspberry apple crumb pie. CAT IS PISSED OFF.
• Thu, 10:02: To All businesses that email me shopping announcements on #Thanksgiving: You'e officially boycotted this season. #OWS #OccupyThanksgiving
• Thu, 10:04: RT @burnSTYLEr: "Honey, could you pass the salt and pepper spray?" #occupythanksgiving
• Thu, 10:13: @spam #block @christian4rawq #reportSpam

• Thu, 10:29: RT @DJ8U: Happy anniversary of Americans being dicks. As usual.
• Thu, 11:01: RT @dhewlett: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Philosopher's Stone! It's not that Americans don't understand Philosopher, it's that Sorcerer sounds so ...
• Thu, 11:34: "She took hold of his coppery knob and helped him. She saw that he had a wonderful cucumber of love for her." http://t.co/kJF6Bt4q
• Thu, 11:48: "Hermione sounds like a shamwow or something, she's downy AND absorbent." http://t.co/wF8qfZue #badfic #Hermione #Snape
• Thu, 11:48: RT @dhewlett: I once met the original Dumbledore, Richard Harris, in an elevator. He walked in, saw the No Smoking sign, said "F*ck it" ...