(I hear campy's been blowing the Vice President in the Oval Office)

For those of you out there who are spreading rumours that I've become Dick Cheney's latex sock puppet "Mr. Beefy", ENJOY MY HIATUS from fandom!

For those of you who give a RatBastard's ass, I'm not dead -- just crazy-busy with work.

Once I decide which of my two W-2s and two 1099 contracts to dump, I'll have more time to terrorize and annoy all of you again.

In the meantime, enjoy Fried Twinkies: A Comprehensive Guide.