Ugh. I don't know why I'm even posting this. I was in a pretty good mood a few hours ago, then I checked my email and found this AGAIN:

They sent the exact same thing to me over a month ago.
What do you care, Facebook? Is it so important that I provide you with constantly updated information that you can sell to advertisers?
I'm afraid I got ragey and replaced my FB Profile pic with Trollface, changed my city to Istanbul, my hometown to somewhere in Senegal, deleted my almae matres, blocked a bunch of people and locked down my Privacy settings. I'm feeling moderately better, because instead of some insidious database caching Profile info if I'd deleted my account, I forced their DB to update my info with false information -- as per my abiding love for using disinformation to render worthless unscrupulous intelligence-gathering efforts.

They sent the exact same thing to me over a month ago.
What do you care, Facebook? Is it so important that I provide you with constantly updated information that you can sell to advertisers?
I'm afraid I got ragey and replaced my FB Profile pic with Trollface, changed my city to Istanbul, my hometown to somewhere in Senegal, deleted my almae matres, blocked a bunch of people and locked down my Privacy settings. I'm feeling moderately better, because instead of some insidious database caching Profile info if I'd deleted my account, I forced their DB to update my info with false information -- as per my abiding love for using disinformation to render worthless unscrupulous intelligence-gathering efforts.