Spock Rescues French Tickler Unicorn Dog

• Sat, 18:04: RT @danielvalalj: "Some Things You Just Know" byevrymeeveryyou  PG Springtime Is for Lovers Day 30 #Stargate #DanielJackson #ValaMalDor ...
• Sat, 19:02: #Stargate http://tumblr.com/xxs2c4x2ih Pix I would take if I had a Doll!Daniel
• Sat, 20:04: I HATE small, gray text on a white background. #hipsterWebsites
• Sun, 08:37: Don't worry, Daniel -- your theory that 4th Dynasty Pharaohs didn't build the Great Pyramids isn't nearly as whacked-out as FLYING SPACE PYRAMIDS http://j.mp/jlLVfJ
• Sun, 08:49: #WTF is with fanfic authors who need broken bones, comas, blood, bruises, and hospitals to make their hurt/comfort stories angsty? #trash
• Sun, 09:03: #Stargate http://tumblr.com/xxs2ce35xs FANFIC by evrymeeveryyou 
• Sun, 09:42: ACK. Wincest on weepingcock . #FML
• Sun, 10:39: ARGH! i can't haz YouTube on dialup. #FML #fuckYou #dialup
• Sun, 10:44: Trying to write Gen, but it always skews to Daniel/Vala & Jack/Daniel. #hopelessRomantic #porn #porn #porn
• Sun, 11:00: You simply must notify this awesome humorist that he has adoring feedback here on weepingcock  . All of these lines are COMDEY GOLD http://j.mp/khwN3v
• Sun, 11:20: http://tumblr.com/xxs2cgdmoq I gave that bitch a robot. #BitchesLove #robots
• Sun, 11:27: #Farscape http://tumblr.com/xxs2cgi1vr Claudia rocked "The Choice" LIKE A BOSS.
• Sun, 11:37: #StarTrek http://tumblr.com/xxs2cgo7sz Spock saves French Tickler Unicorn Dog from the sex slave traffickers

Things Tumblr has on the Royal Wedding

( And now for something completely silly... )