She hasn't been fed

• Tue, 12:12: RT @Jayga: Amazing that @LulzSec can run a busy switchboard, a Twitter feed, hack governments and companies and still evade any consequences...
• Tue, 12:32: eilidh17 couldn't find the right source head for Jack for this manip. Besides, lavender's not really his color. ;) http://j.mp/jOpDLb
• Tue, 12:38: Yay Vala! I've always loved the gorgeous CGI background of Celestis on the mud flats. Galahad!Daniel spanking evil, wicked, naughty Zoot!Vala... http://j.mp/igKR1O
• Tue, 18:29: Thank you. <3 :) <3 I'd always wondered why Sha're could get pregnant by Apophis, and why Daniel could help … http://j.mp/kOyoi9
• Tue, 18:42: I'm guessing the Big Finish staff are too busy with their Doctor Who stuff to fly a producer & sound engineer to … http://j.mp/iTE7VD
• Tue, 18:49: For this story, I'll accept comment 50 years late LOL. It was pretty bold of Robert Cooper to skate so close to the … http://j.mp/kFNtbG
• Tue, 18:53: If there'd been a Season 11, would the writers have explored the parallels between Sha're, Vala & Sam? Eh, maybe not. … http://j.mp/kffULV
• Tue, 22:28: I just saw on ohnotheydidnt that there'll be no DrW in 2012. http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/60200204.html Or maybe … http://j.mp/mJlesw
• Tue, 22:41: Adorable Janet! <3 <3 <3 Jonas looks cute, too. http://j.mp/kYqZ2m
• Tue, 23:26: Go the Fuck to Sleep http://t.co/tCicvz7

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STARGATE FANFIC: "Forward Distortion" 1/20 Daniel/Vala (NC-17/Adult)

TITLE: "Forward Distortion: The Day We Have"
AUTHOR: campylobacter
EDITORS: hummingfly67 , shakespherical
STORY & CANON CONSULTANTS: cleothemuse , lc59
FRENCH PROOFREADER: lusitanianotter
BANNER & WALLPAPER MANIPS: eilidh17 , csichick-2
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
PAIRINGS: Daniel/Vala (other pairings require het or slash goggles, available for purchase at any fine department store)
RATING: NC-17/Adult (violence; language; sexual situations; individual chapters specify content ratings)
STATUS: serialized
SPOILERS: SG-1 (Crusade, Flesh and Blood, Shell Game {audio book}, Unending, Ark of Truth) SGA (First Contact/The Lost Tribe)
TIMELINE: post-SGU "Air" (Col. Carter commands the USS Hammond.)
ARCHIVE: Permission granted; drop me a URL if, for some reason, you aren't afraid to archive it -- I'll link to it from my blog.
CATEGORY/GENRE: Action/Adventure, Team; Romance, Het, First Time
WORD COUNT: 20,000+

PREMISE/SUMMARY: The former team members of SG-1 reunite on Col. Samantha Carter's USS Hammond to bring the Ark of Truth to a remote planet off the Stargate network where a renegade Prior is rumored to enslave the population in the production of kassa. Along the way, Sam's tests on the Ark cause disturbing side effects involving dreams of events that Teal'c won't corroborate. And of course once SG-1 reaches the planet, Vala confronts someone from her past, while Daniel must helplessly watch as things don't go according to plan...

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Originally inspired by the prompt "Sometimes I think to myself, 'This is it... This is going to be the day we have a nice, sane, boring mission.'" at one_prompt, but it grew beyond the deadline and is now big enough for the 2011 Big Bang of stargate-summer / stargate_summer . Although this story includes the villain & spoilers for the Stargate SG-1 audio book "Shell Game" and the Stargate Atlantis episodes "First Contact/The Lost Tribe", you need not have heard/seen them to follow the plot.

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