My tweets

• Sat, 12:10: NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE http://t.co/5KEIwbA0 #Walmart #classy #eyeBleach #AmericaFuckYeah
• Sat, 12:16: RT @ManzanoIsmael: @campyspornshack it's scary that how fast you cued that up. Do you have porn music on speed dial or something?
• Sat, 12:21: RT @dierne_kitten: @campyspornshack depraved I could live with but I rarely get the opportunity.
• Sat, 12:23: RT @dazgale: She sounds like Mariah Carey and Bjork singing a duet after a bottle of tequila. #Eurovision
• Sat, 12:24: RT @robertflorence: Nice of Hungary to come dressed as a really wanky guy you dated on a boring Saturday in 1992. #Eurovision
• Sat, 12:26: gahDAMN the #Eurovision TT is QUALITY
• Sat, 13:07: RT @TheWeebl: That's something you don't see everyday. A slightly shit, moonwalking bagpipe player. #eurovision
• Sat, 14:23: RT @ManzanoIsmael: Time to start working out; my moobs are getting saggy. #lettingmyselfgo
• Sat, 14:41: Can't. Look. Away from @ManzanoIsmael's Twitter avi. #DontBlink #weepingAngel
• Sat, 14:41: RT @dierne_kitten: ...and now I have ice-cream in my cleavage.

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