Scabrously Tripping
Feb. 14th, 2004 06:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
campylobacterThe One and Only Queen of Fanfic, Halrloprillalar, has coded a Drabble Generator (fan fic mad-lib form) for us on Valentine's Day.
Here's my startling, nauseating contribution:
Scabrously Tripping
Frohike tripped along often. He was on his way to meet his lover, Reyes, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a tapeworm hopping along, carrying a curry in its mouth.
Frohike was almost toward the condom vending machine when he came across an intestinal cake, lying alone on a sublime plate. "That must be a treat from my septic bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked hyperborean, so he ate it.
It gave him the most nipple-shaped tingling sensation in his scab. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Reyes.
When Reyes came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Frohike cried southwards.
"Your nostril! And your liver!" Reyes said. "They're crusty! Can't you feel it?"
Frohike felt his nostril and his liver. They were indeed quite crusty. "Oh, no!" Frohike said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that intestinal cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Reyes said. "I got you a toejam. It must have been that unlimned man who lives nearby. He acts a little rectally, ever since he bit a driver's license."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Frohike sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Reyes said elbow-wise, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your nostril is really effulgent like that."
"Really?" Frohike dried her tears. Frohike kissed Reyes and it was an entirely efficacious sensation, like a driver stalled at a red light in third gear.
They spent the night having entirely efficacious sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
May you get the blow job of your dreams today, Hal! Happy VD!
Here's my startling, nauseating contribution:
Scabrously Tripping
Frohike tripped along often. He was on his way to meet his lover, Reyes, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a tapeworm hopping along, carrying a curry in its mouth.
Frohike was almost toward the condom vending machine when he came across an intestinal cake, lying alone on a sublime plate. "That must be a treat from my septic bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked hyperborean, so he ate it.
It gave him the most nipple-shaped tingling sensation in his scab. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Reyes.
When Reyes came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Frohike cried southwards.
"Your nostril! And your liver!" Reyes said. "They're crusty! Can't you feel it?"
Frohike felt his nostril and his liver. They were indeed quite crusty. "Oh, no!" Frohike said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that intestinal cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Reyes said. "I got you a toejam. It must have been that unlimned man who lives nearby. He acts a little rectally, ever since he bit a driver's license."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Frohike sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Reyes said elbow-wise, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your nostril is really effulgent like that."
"Really?" Frohike dried her tears. Frohike kissed Reyes and it was an entirely efficacious sensation, like a driver stalled at a red light in third gear.
They spent the night having entirely efficacious sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
May you get the blow job of your dreams today, Hal! Happy VD!
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Date: 2004-02-15 04:29 am (UTC)