campy gets medieval on your shitty grammar

[campylobacter]

He ate Eugene's liver.

I ate Eugene's liver.

He and I ate Eugene's liver.

Eugene gave the liver to him.

Eugene gave the liver to me.

Eugene gave the liver to me and him.

(So far, so good.)

"Eugene gave the liver to he and I"?

"Eugene gave the liver to I"?

"Eugene gave the liver to he"?

I WILL EAT YOUR LIVER IF YOU THINK THAT'S CORRECT.

Comments

[bcfan.livejournal.com]

hmmm /thinking deep thoughts, realizing the root of the grammar problem/

We need to bring back the instructive music of yesteryear to guide our errant feet back onto the correct grammatical path. Forget Metallica, order 5,000 copies of the Jackson 5's ABC song, stat!

Skoolhaus rawk

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to figure out which Michael Jackson tune will have the best scansion if I use the original post as lyrics.