...his boxers are no longer crunchy

[campylobacter]

• Thu, 12:21: TSA giving away free erotic massages from hot chicks! Gate 29, San Diego Airport. THAT WAS FUN! The TSA agent was clearly creeped out, tho.
• Thu, 12:22: TSA agent was cute, and so was her friend. :D Mr. Campy was JEALOUS.
• Thu, 12:25: I miss my cat. :( Poor kitty's all alone at home & will only get fed once a day by pet-sitter. I MISS YOU BAD BLACK CAT!
• Thu, 12:45: I've never had a web host ask for ID before. That's fucking weird. http://j.mp/q5muJv
• Thu, 12:50: This gives me warm fuzzies & tingles all over. It's like a glimpse into Jack & Daniel's private life, where they don't … http://j.mp/owc472
• Thu, 12:52: I love AO3! I've been inclined to post there first, unless an LJ fic fest dictates otherwise. http://j.mp/pefMaR
• Thu, 12:58: Why are you following me @Livejournal_For? I don't speak Russian!
• Thu, 13:00: Oh me, triple gorgeousness! Teyla Teyla Teyla! http://j.mp/rt0N9M
• Thu, 13:08: Heyyyyy, I love it, but I can see why you're less than pleased with it. It's not the angles of the heads, but the … http://j.mp/mQrhsw
• Thu, 13:13: #Stargate http://tumblr.com/xxs3wa6qzj Vala & Daniel in the Boudoir by @eilidh17

• Thu, 13:23: Flight is boarding? YAY! Bye bye airport WiFi.
• Thu, 22:15: w00t! This motel has free WiFi! Mr. Campy is happy to announce that his boxers are no longer CRUNCHY.
• Thu, 23:37: I regret not setting up a Sykpe webcam to stay in touch with my cat.
• Thu, 23:42: WHY UNDERPANTS SHOULD NOT BE CRUNCHY http://t.co/PkVvcrm
• Thu, 23:49: Teyla makes tac vests look sexy. http://j.mp/pk9uTQ
• Fri, 00:02: <img src="http://url.goes/here" />
• Fri, 00:07: I don't like Canada Dry ginger ale; it's made out of #highFructoseCornSyrup, not out of real Canadians. #HFCS
• Fri, 00:17: Bye Twitter! #hotelSex
• Fri, 04:14: RT @magnavox_23: "I'm going to tear apart 'The Power of Myth' and make you eat it page by page until you understand the definition of a ...
• Fri, 04:40: Odd rumor, given that Amanda Tapping is busy with her show "Sanctuary". http://j.mp/rjxynh

• Fri, 04:57: For Excellence in Dickery! Comic Flowchart on How To Deal With Internet Arguments http://t.co/7plSEjz