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justanotherjen: yikes, got my [community profile] sg1friendathon story edited just in time. Finished it last night and got it all posted. Got email this morn that it's my turn

campyspornshack: WHEW! That was close. I think I'm up next!

justanotherjen: probably since we submitted ours at the same time...like the very last second, lol.

campyspornshack: I'm still at 828 words. OY. Writer's block sucks.

justanotherjen: OMG would you finish it already!

campyspornshack: And my best beta-reader/story consultant is at #ChiCon and unavailable.
campyspornshack: I've written myself into a corner and can't figure out how to fix it. :(
campyspornshack: 967 words written for 1000-word [community profile] sg1friendathon story due ASAP. Plotty Gen stuff is hard! Altho 1/2 of it = Vala flirting w/Daniel & Zelenka
campyspornshack: 973 words so far. If Vala weren't in this story, there'd be no action at all. #fanfic
campyspornshack: I officially hate writing Gen. Stupid plotty exposition dialog monotony.

dannysgirlsg1: Gen is so booooring. Every five lines I just want go 'NOW KISS!' XD

campyspornshack: IKR? Although there is porn & nudity in mine, just not... shippy porn & nudity.
campyspornshack: Srsly. I'm going to have to write the porn sequel after I finish this.
campyspornshack: ARGH. If a story is boring to its own AUTHOR, then it's gotta be boring as fuck to the reader. #fail #fanfic #Gen #FML
campyspornshack: Awfuckit. Am starting all over, writing pornographic crack, and ignoring the 1000-word minimum. #Stargate #fanfic #GenSucks

thejengatower: don't take it out on my beloved gen! is yours up tomorrow?

campyspornshack: I'm pretty sure it is, since we posted around the same time PST. I've been stuck on this damned story for 2 months.

thejengatower: what has you stuck, exactly?

campyspornshack: It's the missing scene btwn SG-1 Pegasus Project & SGA 1st Contact where Daniel discovers writings about Janus's secret lab.

thejengatower: are you guessing or did you get your e-mail? because I would think they would have sent it by now if you were tomorrow.

campyspornshack: Nope, haven't received an email yet. Maybe that gives me time to make captioned LOLGate screencaps for it.

thejengatower: okay I just checked the time I got mine and I think it was 6:23. so either you get it in 2 mins, or you have breathing room

campyspornshack: Yay. Am still gonna write porny crack, tho.
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