Where can you even go with only 1 chevron?

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• Sun, 12:27: RT @PlayItGrand: David Hewlett!! #Stargate #ChiCon http://t.co/bZAAWSu
• Sun, 12:48: @PlayItGrand http://t.co/pkgXPg2 - Back together at last!
• Sun, 13:03: 967 words written for 1000-word sg1friendathon story due ASAP. Plotty Gen stuff is hard! Altho 1/2 of it = Vala flirting w/Daniel & Zelenka
• Sun, 16:24: FYI: You might wanna screen some episodes before letting the kids see them, because these Muppets don't follow … http://j.mp/nfW721
• Sun, 16:33: RT @MalikAlAbdeh: CONFIRMED: Mu'amar #Gaddafi, leader of #Libya for 42 years, has been shot DEAD in vicinity of Rixos Hotel in #Tripoli. #FF
• Sun, 16:33: RT @junkyardmessiah: And I wonder why I get my news from twitter. RT @pourmecoffee: As Tripoli falls, CNN headline: "Casey Anthony's Car ...
• Sun, 16:42: 973 words so far. If Vala weren't in this story, there'd be no action at all. #fanfic
• Sun, 16:50: I officially hate writing Gen. Stupid plotty exposition dialog monotony.
• Sun, 17:09: RT @Oglaf: New Oglaf: http://t.co/SvNclVZ (3 pages)
• Sun, 17:10: RT @ChasLicc: BREAKING: Gaddafi captured for ninth time today, after being killed six times.

• Sun, 17:13: RT @GreatDismal: The revolution will not be televised. On MSNBC. Until later tonight.
• Sun, 17:23: RT @straczynski: @caddickisms Walter misspoke: I am not in negotiations with WB to develop more Babylon 5.
• Sun, 18:00: ARGH. If a story is boring to its own AUTHOR, then it's gotta be boring as fuck to the reader. #fail #fanfic #Gen #FML
• Sun, 18:05: Awfuckit. Am starting all over, writing pornographic crack, and ignoring the 1000-word minimum. #Stargate #fanfic #GenSucks
• Sun, 18:35: RT @JewelStaite: Is it just me, or is Paul McG getting younger every year? What a jerk. http://t.co/dzTqQLg
• Sun, 19:26: I really need @shakespherical to look over my Gen fic 1st. Then the D/V = Daniel whacking off after he kicks Vala out in Ties That Bind.
• Sun, 19:26: Shit. I think I'm in Twitter Jail. :(
• Sun, 20:14: RT @alan_tudyk: holy shit who drugged me? And why didn't they take advantage of me while I was out?
• Sun, 21:40: She's hot. http://j.mp/nqKJqq
• Sun, 21:51: Genfic is sooooo boring http://j.mp/nGE5p3

• Mon, 06:06: Where can you even go with only 1 chevron? The local Croc shoe shop? RT @BrianJacobSmith http://t.co/BWotjLy
• Mon, 06:12: :U Dang, the mosquitoes are big on this planet. http://j.mp/oL8z7a
• Mon, 11:51: RT @Alyssa_Milano: The death of the text message: http://t.co/sIdKUB5 /via @CNNMoney