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Sat, 12:45: The cat acts like it's a party when I let her eat kibble straight out of the bag. #nom
Sat, 12:49: "When he put the scissors away, his urgent erection began to drive him nuts." #badPorn #LOL http://t.co/rqhGE5J0
Sat, 12:50: RT @wilw: Cop arrests disabled woman *for sitting*. Seriously. Read the article to see what a power-abusing piece of shit he is: http:// ...
Sat, 13:49: *sigh* Unlabeled John Sheppard/Mary Sue in a Daniel/Vala story. #doNotWant
Sat, 14:19: RT @DeathStarPR: If you were a robot from the future who saw all the reality TV people watch in 2011, you'd go back in time and kill the ...
Sat, 14:20: RT @alan_tudyk: Having my chart done. Was told I am a romantic who likes to be alone. That explains the pre-masterbation romancing. Lots ...
Sat, 14:23: Cat is less traumatized by flea drops when they're accompanied by fresh turkey meat.
Sat, 15:45: I just read genderswapped!Jack having sex with Daniel. And it was unexpectedly good. #Stargate
Sat, 15:52: RT @GirlArchaeo: A useful rape analogy: http://t.co/iED5lHHi amusing and spot-on. Fuck the Patriarchy. Word.
Sat, 18:06: RT @amiamiley: 6 million views in 3 days.. you should watch it too :) funnies. http://t.co/obmYOnzx

Sat, 18:08: "I'll fuck all the other muppets on Sesame Street." My favorite porn star @amiamiley wears the awesome shoes. http://t.co/qFXkG74v
Sat, 18:26: RT @wilw: New rule: When playing Wits & Wagers, if you have no idea, just draw a dick. #gameday
Sat, 18:30: Daniel makes space travel awesome. http://j.mp/qkyRyb
Sat, 18:31: Gatefic Awards voting closes in 2.5 hours. ACK! I'm still reading! #Stargate
Sat, 18:37: OMG Hand-drawn Jack/Daniel awesomeness #Stargate http://t.co/McgIefUT
Sat, 18:38: SQUEE Sam/Jack/Daniel fanart! #Stargate http://t.co/t4Nk9q7G
Sat, 18:43: This has been around Jack/Daniel fandom for 6 years, but I'm seeing it for the 1st time. And it's no less amazing! http://j.mp/qD5oQm
Sat, 19:13: "You want me to make a video." LMAO Jack/Daniel "Educational Materials" by Cowardly Lion http://t.co/xzlrUAnO #Stargate
Sat, 19:33: Cackled from the very 1st sentence to the last. Teal'c's 1-liner cracked my ribs. BLESS THIS BADFIC PARODY. #Stargate http://t.co/xcMuzZbJ
Sat, 19:57: RT @vtkproductions: Is it just me or are these #CAPTCHA things getting harder to read?

Sat, 20:19: The Sam/Vala noms are disappointing. :(
Sat, 20:24: I'm going to have to write a hot Sam/Vala action/adventure story soon, b/c NO ONE ELSE IS. #Stargate
Sat, 20:30: Soft kitty, bad kitty, furry vertebrate, I'ma whoop your ass if you don't get off my shit.
Sat, 20:35: #RAGE 'we can't afford to let Vala get us in trouble on this world so stay back and babysit her' Then why the hell is she on SG-1? #badfic
Sat, 20:59: WHEW! Got my last Gatefic ballot in with 1 minute left! #Stargate
Sat, 21:05: RT @GateFic: Times up! Thanks to all who participated in this year's awards, whether it be nominating, voting, allowing your... http:// ...
Sat, 21:07: http://t.co/aPvxq5K7 - WTF #CAPTCHA #WTF? What the shit is this?
Sat, 21:09: RT @carrieatthill: Fun with #captcha http://t.co/HVdT1sI
Sat, 21:34: Re: I love Teyla's expression http://j.mp/pO6e3k
Sat, 21:35: mmmm I wanna marry your Teyla! http://j.mp/qf2r8E

Sat, 21:41: Re: Is it just me? http://j.mp/pmLXM5
Sat, 22:25: Re: Is it just me? http://j.mp/oVjxnJ
Sat, 22:32: Re: Is it just me? http://j.mp/ngb15W
Sat, 22:42: Bwahaha! Trolling the SGA anonwank community = LULZ.
Sat, 22:44: Purple toupee & gold lame http://j.mp/owex0M
Sat, 22:52: bear grudges & judge http://j.mp/pI6qGV
Sat, 22:56: Re: Purple toupee & gold lame http://j.mp/oO40IF
Sun, 00:38: MemeSpeak for Newbie Nonnies http://j.mp/qDfLQm
Sun, 00:58: I'm actually a male who's active in the SGA fandom, & have apparently read all the McShep Match stories & hated on them anonymously.
Sun, 01:00: MY WORK HERE IS DONE. http://t.co/7TFwqdli

Sun, 01:51: MissionImpossible!Daniel + arm porn = wait a minute, how'd he get his memories back so quickly? http://j.mp/pERWL8
Sun, 02:23: I'm thinking about going to #bed. With MOAR #Stargate FANFIC.

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