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• Пт, 12:19: I'm following someone WHO TWEETS FROM MARS, bitchez. @MarsPhoenix Yes, #Mars, the Red Planet.
• Пт, 12:19: RT @MarsPhoenix: Are you ready to celebrate? Well, get ready: We have ICE!!!!! Yes, ICE, *WATER ICE* on Mars! w00t!!! Best day ever!!
• Пт, 12:59: RT @JoeFlanigan: My Pops. WWII. Air Force. S Pacific. Military Liason at Japanese War Trials. Love & miss you on this Vet's Day. http:// ...
• Пт, 13:03: RT @AO3_Status: The #AO3 is back up! Enjoy the pretty new skins options!
• Пт, 14:04: RT @ao3org: We hope you'll like the new skins on the #AO3! if you're not a fan of change, choose skin One Point Faux to get the old styl ...
• Пт, 14:06: Why am I reading this shit? Sam looking into her empty fridge is NOT SUSPENSE. #Stargate
• Пт, 14:50: RT @ao3org: Skins changes, tag sets, and more accessibility - read the details of the new release on the #AO3! http://t.co/bBNv7uEu
• Пт, 14:53: RT @NekoCase: Love http://t.co/rAXrgZ8W
• Пт, 16:20: I feel like making a Sam/Jack Kama Sutra manip. #Stargate
• Пт, 16:29: The more I stare at Vala & her wooden friend, the more I want to write this story. http://t.co/iaWdrdxM

• Пт, 17:20: QFIhawkman on @QueenOfVagina1 "has reached her pinnacle with this piece, the sweeping harmonies, the lilting melody..." http://t.co/oemMf06w
• Пт, 17:36: RT @FirstWorldPains: I slept through 11:11 AM on 11/11/11! #firstworldpains
• Пт, 18:38: Momentarily distracted by new @Oglaf book pre-orders! http://t.co/Mb2eIwGH
• Пт, 18:39: RT @Oglaf: Oglaf Book One is available now in our @topatoco store! http://t.co/9VGUlbaV
• Пт, 18:40: RT @Oglaf: We might well open up signed plates again, but we have to keep it manageable right now so the books can ship. Sorry guys!
• Пт, 18:52: @jgem87 Just emailed you suggestions to tighten cause/effect/motivation.
• Пт, 19:23: RT @Oatmeal: I drew some tweets http://t.co/pWJN6GrM
• Пт, 19:28: RT @YeFaireFurling: @campyspornshack One day my perfect other and I will *share* a porn collection.
• Пт, 19:31: How #FF is supposed to work, by @oatmeal. You know who you are, people. http://t.co/t4nhXvha
• Пт, 19:48: BULLSHIT! My cuss level on Twitter is 100% clean! What's yours? http://t.co/MFOTUt7R via @oatmeal

• Пт, 20:14: RT @GreatDismal: 4-handed bluegrass cover of Bad Romance http://t.co/ELBSqih7
• Пт, 20:19: @magnavox_23 My fave Daniel/Vala manip http://t.co/hA1GqIDV just got a little more hilarious http://t.co/nLLIbSZn
• Пт, 20:23: RT @facepalmbot: Doh!! RT @campyspornshack: @thejengatower #facepalm
• Пт, 20:46: The LOOK INSIDE feature is WORTH IT. #Lesbian Sex: 101 Lovemaking Positions http://t.co/v8LAW5tH
• Пт, 22:09: Cleaning my desktop. Had to create new #porn folders.
• Пт, 22:25: Ack. 15 more files to go before I have a clean desktop again.
• Пт, 22:33: EPIC SHANKS AWESOMESAUCE ANIMATED GIFs!!!! http://t.co/MMaQhr2s
• Пт, 22:38: RT @iamoptimus: I don't tweet a lot.. but when I do, I save the Universe.
• Пт, 22:45: RT @cleothemuse: @campyspornshack Microsoft LOOOOVES standards... as long as they're the ones setting them, and not being asked to follo ...
• Пт, 22:53: RT @jgem87: @cleothemuse Number 26 SHOULD read... 9 L of D J...lol

• Пт, 22:57: IS THIS A NEW FEATURE? "Please note: Unposted drafts are only saved for a week from the day they were first created." #AO3
• Пт, 23:19: LiveJournal Fail is demoralizing. I'm at the point where I dread going to my own LJ. :( http://t.co/T81mkXzE
• Пт, 23:21: I've had 2 laptop hard drives FAIL KAPUT a minute before I backed up the files. AUGH Hope you've been able to recover … http://t.co/zT8IJWUr
• Сб, 00:52: RT @YeFaireFurling: @randomcow_ Correction: underwear that is any color other than *nude* is a bad life choice. White shows up more unde ...
• Сб, 06:58: How #FollowFriday is SUPPOSED to work by @Oatmeal http://t.co/t4nhXvha
• Сб, 10:19: RT @wilw: Because linking arms in a human chain is now considered an act of violence, apparently: http://t.co/Pq4I67ST
• Сб, 10:54: RT @SarahKSilverman: Atheists are just agnostics w chips on their shoulders. Goodnight Sweetie.
• Сб, 10:55: RT @rdfrs: Christopher Hitchens: No Deathbed Conversion for Me, Thanks, But it was Good of You to Ask - http://t.co/JQGW5pvg
• Сб, 10:56: RT @DalaiLama: The true hero is one who conquers his own anger and hatred.
• Сб, 10:57: RT @fumcsd: Free me from slavery to fear. Make me courageous in living the life you dream for me. #fb

• Сб, 11:01: RT @QueenOfVagina1: Everybody fuck everybody http://t.co/oGYmuoXJ
• Сб, 11:13: #Oatmeal + drop of half&half + drizzle of honey & maple syrup + light dusting of brown sugar + fresh berries http://t.co/CNQ3fMP5

Comments

[spiletta42.livejournal.com]

Why am I reading this shit? Sam looking into her empty fridge is NOT SUSPENSE.

Betcha I could write a scene in which fridge-staring reached epic proportions of suspense.

*wanders off to write SG-1/Ghostbusters crossover that will change lives*

*but not really, because worked sucked and I'm too exhausted to do anything but nap through an episode of Newsradio*

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

"Betcha I could write a scene in which fridge-staring reached epic proportions of suspense."

I'll bet you could write a drabble 10x better than "Sam gets up from the couch. Sam walks into the kitchen. Sam opens the fridge. Sam doesn't have much to eat. Sam needs to go grocery shopping. (http://archiveofourown.org/works/275015)" OH MY GUMDROPS KILL ME NOW.