Richard Dean Anderson's Adorable Face

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You'd have a grumpy face, too, if your 2003 Audi's eardrum-piercing car alarm klaxons go off for no apparent reason & attract paparazzi who sell photos of your disgruntlement to TMZ so that shallow jerks can mock you for being a 61 year old who looks 10 years younger but is having a bad day.

If I lived in Malibu instead of San Diego, you bet your ass I'd've given him a ride. :D

TMZ article & hater comments

"Don't know what the car stuff is all about.

I was victimized by a computer glitch in the alarm system;

the klaxon horns, once begun No stop"