campylobacter | it's like livejournal is just trolling itself now

STARGATE

FRI, 13:33: The one where they find Cam & Teal'c in the same sleeping bag.
FRI, 13:35: The one where Sam "accidentally" sends Mary Sue into an Alternate Reality.
FRI, 13:36: The one where Daniel catches Jack wearing Vala's panties.
FRI, 13:53: RT @shakespherical: My latest Danie/Vala (Vaniel) and Sam/Cam (Camantha) fic takes place in th Bronze Age at Stonehenge.
FRI, 13:53: I am still going to kill @shakespherical for typing CAMANTHA.
FRI, 14:32: <3 TEAL'C IS THE SNUGGLIEST EVER EVER EVER
FRI, 14:34: Aw, Daniel knows Sam ALL TOO WELL. Mary Sue's probably gonna drag her Alt Self back through with her. :P
FRI, 14:38: ROTFL I actually wouldn't mind watching the 3 of them sort laundry.
FRI, 19:17: This is legit one of my favorite holiday fanfics, because it's about the Northern Hemisphere's Winter Solstice, not Yule, not Christmas.
FRI, 22:39: Opening @magnavox_23's Daniel/Vala 2011 Calendar & dying many, many deaths due to fangasms.
SAT, 00:20: This Daniel/Vala 2012 Desktop Calendar is... wait for it... the gift that keeps on giving. Multiple fangasms. omg…
FRI, 23:24: @dannysgirlsg1 Y U NO set LJ entry to public?
SAT, 10:22: Claudia Black plays Cassandra in #Hercules

LOL

LJ FAIL

FRI, 12:19: I gotta be honest here. For someone who knows XHTML & CSS3, working with the S2 layout system is like a talented auto mechanic working on a vehicle cobbled from engine parts manufactured to vintage Stateside Imperial measurements bolted to used, broken parts manufactured in China on the metric system. S2 is CSS applied to a table layout, which is NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK. And the cascade is all screwy.
FRI, 12:31: Working in S2 gives me so much rage. Expressive's cascade makes no sense whatsoever. Flexible Squares, the "best" of the S2 layouts for customization...
FRI, 15:08: LJ vs DW is a matter of the lesser of 2 evils: DW is 10x better than LJ at the moment, while WordPress is 100x better than DW...
FRI, 15:59: RT @LiveJournal: Notes on the new commenting system
FRI, 19:31: RT @lumpish: it's like livejournal is just trolling itself now. popcorn.gif

ACCURATE

FRI, 19:28: "In understanding society, the separation of people and things is a false and disabling one." -- Michael Shanks 1998
FRI, 19:36: Vaginas are BEAUTIFUL.
FRI, 19:50: RT @cleothemuse: @campyspornshack Oh, they are! My ovaries even got dressed-up one time: a string of pearls on each. My OB/GYN called th ...
FRI, 20:50: RT @GeonnCannon: Sometimes I think the best Christmas gift of all is that on 12/25 all the idiotic carol-related TV and radio commercials END.
FRI, 22:33: RT @AlChocolate: shit shit shit
FRI, 23:21: RT @QueenOfVagina1: Puuuuusssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
SAT, 01:08: RT @QueenOfVagina1: This is a special Christmas greetings to every one, especially those who have been supporting and promoting my work. I love you all dearly.
SAT, 01:14: RT @QueenOfVagina1: Please always do your best, but bear in mind that you can never please every one no matter how hard you try. Believe in yourself. Merry Xmas

SOPA TO DESTROY INTERNET

FRI, 12:44: RT @blueben: I just want to point out that GoDaddy actively participated in writing SOPA. A press release change of heart can't fix that.
FRI, 13:01: RT @cleothemuse: @campyspornshack Notice it's Adelman and not Parsons... Parsons is probably too busy trying to shoot an elephant.
FRI, 19:52: RT @YourAnonNews: Why did GoDaddy support #SOPA? Bc it had secured an exemption from the bill's terms!

NERDS

FRI, 12:44: RT @alyankovic: I personally know a lot of nerds, and I’ve NEVER seen one with tape on the bridge of their glasses. #NoteToHollywood
FRI, 12:50: The Large Hadron Collider in Legos NERDGASM LEIK WHOAH

POLITICS

FRI, 13:52: RT @BorowitzReport: BREAKING: Boehner Sobs Uncontrollably After Being Forced to Help Poor People
FRI, 14:41: RT @Shoq: WHITER SHADE OF FAIL #ronpaulsongs #p2
FRI, 14:42: RT @cleothemuse: ROFLing at the #RonPaulSongs TT right now... too funny!
FRI, 19:18: RT @POXnewz: INEPTOCRACY: Govt where least capable leaders R chosen by least productive citizens who are rewarded by taxes from declining # of producers.

WTF

FRI, 14:55: RT @Change: A mother in KY found her autistic son stuffed into a duffel bag by teachers to "control" his behavior: http://t.co/mSUCDnys
FRI, 22:07: @spam #block @moodporh2 #reportSpam
FRI, 23:09: Huh. Was in a Twitter blackout just now. Weird.
FRI, 23:38: RT @alan_tudyk: Can you find the Christmas trees hidden in this picture?